That's Right!
First of all, there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn't show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn't show, an arrest warrant was issued.
A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy's spokeswhore said, "The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn."
That's fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They've already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:54am.
isn't it all just "trickle down"... ya know, they're pissin' on ya?!.... and another shameless quote(somewhat, i don't think i got it totally right)... George Carlin
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:49am.
Reaganomics? Seems almost sane compared to Bushenomics, doesn't it?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 2:42am.
aahhh, someone that understands my brand of economics!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
"Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:34am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:32am.
it's all about free drinks at the table... no matter how much i lose... i still think i'm takin' 'em to the cleaners!"
Damn right. You gotta spend to save!
"Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 2:10am.
Good night to all. I am starving so I am going to sleep."
Did I miss something in evolution???? If you're starving you should eat. When you're tired you sleep. Yes? No?
Just want you to know you're all evil fucks...I clicked on Team Valtrex's post on recent comments not knowing it was under this god forsaken picture. Coke boogers I beeseech you.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:32am.
it's all about free drinks at the table... no matter how much i lose... i still think i'm takin' 'em to the cleaners!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:28am.
You made it that far? You're a better man than I, I've never made it past the bar.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:21am.
that's twice as long as it took for me to go broke in Foxwoods playin' craps.. but, half as long as i kicked ass at 5 card!... if i ever make it to Vegas, 5 card is the way to pay for the bunnies!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:10am.
I can be at the airport in 1 hour.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
night, Deb!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:05am.
you got coupons?!.... "Vegas baby, Vegas!!"... shameless "Swingers" quote!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Good night to all. I am starving so I am going to sleep.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
ESE,
Backseat driver? My fat ass...I am doing the driving. lol. I have control issues.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 2:03am.
always gotta be a backseat driver, a hindsight 20/20 'eh Deb?!?!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 1:58am.
Just ask next time, I have coupons!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
For 5000.00, you could have had several "bunnies" and they would have come with their own ice...
Of course that would be in Tijuana. Not nevada. and you would need shots. and a prescription...
never mind...lol.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
see ya, angel!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 1:53am.
Angel,
Have a good night. Watch out for pigeons. Some might be clay... ((winking at you))
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Yeah - I'm beat....Some are gonna get hit with clay, that's fersure.
So Long, Farewell, Alvedesane(what-EVA), Good-bye...I flit, I flut, I flitter flutter fly...
The Sun.
Has Gone.
To Bed and So Must I....
Good NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHT!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 1:53am.
ESE,
HAve a drink and tell me about your last bunny.
alright, it all started on this "ranch" in Nevada.... oh, you're not concerned with the details!... let's just say i was $5,000 poorer when that sweet girl went out to get ice!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
@ESE:
O so very clever you are!
ONT: No way!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:49am.
ok, i've stayed away from the whiny and particular in the last year... but i'll get to her!LOL!
seriously, though.. it's nice that's she's pullin' through
OT: are you kidding?!(see, that could be taken either way, you decide)
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Angel,
Have a good night. Watch out for pigeons. Some might be clay... ((winking at you))
ESE,
HAve a drink and tell me about your last bunny.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 1:47am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:44am.
"excessively whiny and particular".. are you sure i've never dated this bunny?
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Umm...not unless you dated her in the last year. She just turned one. And I should note that she is no longer at all whiny or particular. She's just happy to be alive:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:44am.
"excessively whiny and particular".. are you sure i've never dated this bunny?
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Thanks, ESE. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 19, 2008 - 1:44am.
Brangeloonies are INSANE. I want "Jill" to get whatever the hell Dreamboat has that makes him look the way he does.
G'nite, gonna go get me some sexy.
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Bitch.
Not that I'm bitter or anything;P
Nite!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 1:32am.
@Angel,
Did you get all rearranged now? i see a pigeon that looks to be the size of a house cat...
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AND her two babies. Her two teenagers keep hanging around too and they're starting turf wars with my beechez. My beechez are LOSING! Then the stupid things start fighting each other. *eyeroll* I just want this Mommy to raise up these rats and leave - I don't have the heart to kill them...I tried to move one last year and it died from exposure (oops! long story) She dropped new eggs before the first were weaned, which is weird. What's also weird is that these TEENS won't leave their mom. SHE even chases them away on the daily. UGH. Also, this is all my downstairs neighbors fault. She refuses to clean off her balcony - or go out there at all - and there's a little pigeon commune living right under me. UGH! Did I say that? UGH.
ONT: UGH.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Brangeloonies are INSANE. I want "Jill" to get whatever the hell Dreamboat has that makes him look the way he does.
G'nite, gonna go get me some sexy. Must not scroll up to look at Dreamboat. Then, me not so horny.
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Swiggity switch it up!
@ ESE:
My daughter possesses a lot of awesome qualtities but choosing or creating names is not one of them. From day one she named her spotted dog Spotty. or Dog. And would be offended if I offered some alternative.
This bunny was the runt of the litter. Her name is Runto. Princess Runto because she was also excessively whiny and particular.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 1:34am.
"Jurisprudence Weeble"... now, i know i've told you i dropped out of highschool!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by SkyBitch on July 19, 2008 - 1:39am.
you're always welcome, dahlin'!
OT: woo-hoo!, still not doin' it!... maybe this is the record i was born to do?!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
*just got off the phone and peeks in*
Is it safe for me to come back in? *cowers*
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 19, 2008 - 1:31am.
angel, I just wanna thank you for the laughs I had over at JJ last night. As always I read the posts well after everyone is gone, but I do catch up when insomnia kicks in. To hell with them loonies
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They so funNAY! I'm glad you got some joy out of it. It's like bashing your head against a brickwall, tho. I loved how they starting saying everything about us that we said about them. And the Jenaloonie stuff. LOL! So fackeen stoopit!
ONT: Are you making fun of me TV? ;P I can't tell. I meant, they did look pretty bad but when Jimi picked up a guitar, my friend...*sigh*. But I suppose the problem is that they are the role models for these people right here...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:31am.
keep her seperated, name her Cinderelly... just my advice!LOL!
OT: i just did one, didn't i?!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
ESE,
The man is the equivilent to the Jurisprudence Weeble.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
@Angel,
Did you get all rearranged now? i see a pigeon that looks to be the size of a house cat...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:28am.
if this douche can hobble on stage and play one Jimi Hendrix song, i might respect his abilities.... not promising anything, though
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 1:27am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:20am.
oh, angel! i didn't know you had a sick wabbit!... best wishes to your sick wabbit
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She's not sick, Ese. She was getting her ass beat by her evil older sisters. She's got the biggest gashes in her all over - it's really sad. I knew they weren't letting her eat (I was sneaking food to her) but they're so furry...Stupid bitches. But they're still adorable. The beat one lives inside now and she's JUST starting to bop around like a normal bunny instead of hiding in a corner all day.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:28am.
You are absolutely right, of course. When did Jimi ever look this bad, and it proved fatal for him?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
angel, I just wanna thank you for the laughs I had over at JJ last night. As always I read the posts well after everyone is gone, but I do catch up when insomnia kicks in. To hell with them loonies
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Swiggity switch it up!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 1:24am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:20am.
His music can't possibly atone for subjecting us to his visage.
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I was just thinking...Did they look that bad back then? It doesn't seem so - I mean some people got good and raggedy - Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison...but they were still able to make legendary music. I suppose it has a lot to do with having a FAR less rigorous mediawhoring schedule...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:20am.
oh, angel! i didn't know you had a sick wabbit!... best wishes to your sick wabbit
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 1:20am.
His music can't possibly atone for subjecting us to his visage.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I just want to leave this thread in peace. I apologize for jumping on anyone's shit and if I alienated someone I will pray to Xenu that you come back.
C'mon, peeps. It's a fucking gossip blog.
My melatonin is kicking in so I'm outta here.
Oh who am I kidding?
FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL.
There. I feel better.
Of course, I was kidding. DOY
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 1:19am.
angel_i, ya beat me to it! hahahaha *tickles you*
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LOL! You silly:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
The rabbit din't die! I saved her! She's here with me now...hey can you see my pet (edited for stonerism)pigeons?
ONT: Can anyone suggest a song I can hear by this man so I can get with it already? His pictures are so disgusting I've never bothered.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 1:18am.
wabbits?... i know nothing about wabbits... and don't believe what that asshole Bugs tells ya, he's a damn liar!!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
angel_i, ya beat me to it! hahahaha *tickles you*
ESE, it's a fool er FULL moon and the rabbit died.
You got some splainin' to do.