That's Right!
First of all, there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn't show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn't show, an arrest warrant was issued.
A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy's spokeswhore said, "The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn."
That's fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They've already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!
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@ Christine the Hoff-
Yeah, I crack up everytime I see you post. It never gets old. =)
Yes, old school RJ. Pretty bad ass. Before he became a FAT ass.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
FrappBloat
"hey just because a handful of people do that, no need to diss an entire country (England) OR comment on how we used to own so much of the world. Geesh!"
Ooooh no! You've caused me to have an Eddie-flash!!!
"We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" "No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up! "
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by FatMartha on July 18, 2008 - 4:46pm
ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 4:48pm
Yeah, my avvie makes people giggle helplessly.
I adore yours btw! awesome!~
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
his kid Astile is i think about maybe 5 or 6....not sure. I know he's still pretty young. I saw a video of him with his kid and it was actually quite sweet. Surprisingly enough.
Still...this picture is POOP-ON-A-STICK!! BLECHITY-BLECH!!!
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 4:48pm.
wow, there's an avvie in the making right there...
hmmm...'Ive been tempted before, but I stick with my pete as bill the cat avvie.
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At least your avie now is funny. The photo above is fucking nasssssty. I couldn't stand to look at it everyday!!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I'd rather watch that stripping midget till my eyes fall out than even glance at this.
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Potato Wave!
Yes he has a son, who he adores. And it's really sad how low he has sunk like amy winehouse. it seems brit gets a lot of sympathy but not those from the uk and it's ALL self inflicted so there we go :(
when Pete was cleaner with his son Astile:
http://buzznet-59.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/5/0/2/6/1/orig-50261.jpg
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 4:46pm.
How much time did mk give chole kardashian to come out of jail?
Next time there needs to be a bet on how long these chicks stay in jail.
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Big Foot's love child needs to move to Britain when she does -- convincing customs over there that she's homo sapiens will be hard, tho
and also Great Britain gave most of it back LOL not like it was ripped from our hands ;) K!
my comment is aimed at jim btw :) who is of course perfect.
What a nightmarish sight. I...can't...even...describe.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
wow, there's an avvie in the making right there...
hmmm...'Ive been tempted before, but I stick with my pete as bill the cat avvie.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Whoa! This rotten skeez has a kid??
NO SHIT??? Since when!?
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Hi5.
hey just because a handful of people do that, no need to diss an entire country (England) OR comment on how we used to own so much of the world. Geesh!
and yeah MK that's so gross LOL!!
How much time did mk give chole kardashian to come out of jail?
Next time there needs to be a bet on how long these chicks stay in jail.
Whoa! This rotten skeez has a kid??
Oh sweet MOther of God.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Oh shit, even my dog got freaked out. No joke. He spit out the sandwich and left my room. He is smarter than I am.
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Hi5.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 4:43pm.
He looks like the kind of guy who would dress like a woman to sneak into a lifeboat then fire the rescue flares into the water.
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but not before putting one flare to good use on his crack pipe
Yikessss!!! I just ATE!!
that poor kid of his....damn that woman who procreated with this dirtbag of fleabitten crackroaches!!
SO DISGUSTING MK!!!! You just love to torture us...pffft! ;P
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
He looks like the kind of guy who would dress like a woman to sneak into a lifeboat then fire the rescue flares into the water.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH! Damn you to hell MK! I curse thee for this photo! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.
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"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
That's really a funny thing to see. Thanks for the laughs
arrest warrants in the UK have all the weight of high school tardy slips in the US
Nice
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
Ugh, I just got home and made a grilled cheese sandwich. Then I looked up his nose by accident (my eyes were drawn to the chunk of white) and now my dog is enjoying my sammich.
DAMN YOU DREAMBOAT!
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Submitted by jim on July 18, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Why do the english hate to brush their teeth and bath????????
LOL! And, they once ruled the world. *Shakes head*
WOW
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Oh my God that picture makes me want to vomit.
Waaaaaaaaaaaait, Pete reproduced? What in Christ's nutsack??
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 18, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Does that say Asshole written on his neck ?
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Astile, his son.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
What the hell else is hiding up there?
The dental shot is all kinds of wrong as well.
Bad, bad, bad....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Why do the english hate to brush their teeth and bath???????? I am getting drunk tonight!!
Oh we KNEW Khloe would be out in no time.......fucking loser.
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
I find Dreamboat somewhat amusing, but I can't stand to look at him too closely. It's too gross.
Does that say Asshole written on his neck ?
And thank you for that totally disgusting view up DD's nose. I think I'm going to be ill.
I'm not kidding either. Too goddamn many coke booger photos in the past couple of days.
runs down the thread to bathe my eyes with some Gerard Butler avatars.
MK- I'd like to know what you have against your readers? That pic is positively horrifying! Between the nostrils and the meth mouth my stomach is turning. Please don't do this to us again.
DAYUM Dreamboat!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Gonnaburn, then I guess we all have it now. We don't have to use condoms anymore! Yippee!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I mean, this fucker has to get his hands on the best stuff.. the look in his eyes gives me a GD stoned boner! I have the Coke poops just thinking about it..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 4:27pm.
I'm sorry, but FUCK Khloe Kardashian.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run"
no shit, crispy fried snot still flashing before my eyes
LMAO @ Xxyxz.. Meow! Also.. Damn.. That looks familiar *picks nose w/ Q-tip* That's the best thing to use.. IMO
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I couldn't take my eyes off the teeth...and now I badly need to go throw up.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 4:22pm.
But are the cats okay?
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YES!! An excellent point I have to say!! A rescue mission is in order!! Where is PETA?? Why are they not on this instead of PamAnderson's tit?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm sorry, but FUCK Khloe Kardashian.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
gosh, he looks awful. i guess when you combine crack and heroin this is what you get.when he was dating kate moss i always thought he was trying to be the next keef richards and she was trying to be anita pallenberg. keith got busted a few times but they were always major busts at airports and hotels, not this petty crap doherty keeps getting busted for. he is a trainwreck.... jails, institutions and death...
Oh fuck! For fuck's sake MK, that is fucked up! FUCK!!!
*bangs face on desk trying to blur the image*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
WTF?!?!?! This crackhead could get away with murder if he wanted to!
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In unrelated news: Khloe was released after 173 minutes in jail.