Justice Is Served
For the zero of you out there that actually give a horse's vagina (DON'T CLICK ON THAT), Khloe Kardashian has broken out of the clink! She destroyed the jail bars and busted through the concrete walls. Not really, they just let her go.
Khloe served 173 minutes out of her 30-day sentence. She checked herself in this morning. TMZ reports that she was let go due to "overcrowding." That's because she takes up 3 jail cells! Not to mention that the prison guards were probably running from her she-hulk ass.
You know Wonky McValtrex is fucking pissed! Nicole Richie did 82 minutes, HoHan did 84 and Khloe only did 173.
Khloe's lawyer said, "Khloe was prepared to serve her entire sentence if that is what the Sheriff's Department had ordered. Having said that, she is, of course, happy to have been released and she is looking forward to fulfilling all the conditions of her probation."
Translation: PARTYYYYYY TIME!!!!
She looks like Brandon Davis in drag, only not as pretty.
unfucking real!! These hollywood cash whores truly make me fucking sick, there are many many people with money who get in trouble and stil pay their deed for their crime. What the fuck is she??? Immortal? Fuck that, they should of let her get there and totally be fucking ripped raw by their homemade dildos. Both vaginally, anally and thru her throat, that would so be a banging story.
WTF is up with the squished pig snout? She looks like she’s spent too much time with her face smashed up against the window of the candy store, salivating over the treasure inside……before proceeding to eat half the store. Do the Truffle Shuffle, girl!
Boy is she ugly. KK at least looks good from the front, despite her gigantic ass.
That's a Mike Tyson punch.
It is really funny that Paris had to stay so much longer just because she was being a big baby about it... ha ha ... What else would we expect, though ?????????
Good lord, there's a face only a mother could love.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
I didn't click on the link, but I did see somthing probably just as bad....a video on TMZ of Sasquatch getting into the car...OMG she has a HUGH JAZZ, and the sun is shining on her Lohan Leggins, they are totally see thru.
Didn't I say this yesterday? She knew she was only going to be in there for an hour or so and took her reality camera crew and make it all dramatic on her show! And only for 173 minutes!
I actually had to see a horse vagina once in person; my ex's mom raised Arabian horses and I happened to visit the day they were making a horse baby. What a weird scene - a bunch of the ranch hands had to help insert the peen into the filly's vagina and keep him fron kicking her in the head. Then when the horse pulled out it looked like a quart of lemonade spilled on the ground. BLECHH.
They gave her one minute per pound.
Thanks for showing us what Gay Al Reynolds has to look at every night.
She's got the same obnoxious look on her face as her sister. Guh!
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Cryptozoology - Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Sasquatch, etc.
Will whores like these ever go away?
Parisite & Bitchy, these 3 Kunts, Hogan's Shit Spawns, nameless other rich bitches. Why can't we just wish them away? Poof! And they all vanish.
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Swiggity switch it up!
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Can someone explain to me why these girls get out in mere minutes and Kiefer Sutherland had to serve a whole month.
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Simple. They give better BJs. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
...I clicked on it.
I know, I know Im sorry.
Submitted by Jaxon on July 18, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Can someone explain to me why these girls get out in mere minutes and Kiefer Sutherland had to serve a whole month. And at Christmas no less. That really sucked!
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They couldn't afford to feed her and the other inmates kept trying to use her as a urinal.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Jaxon on July 18, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Very simple, that wasn't his first or second time.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Can someone explain to me why these girls get out in mere minutes and Kiefer Sutherland had to serve a whole month. And at Christmas no less. That really sucked!
I'm sorry, because I know this is rude, but any time one of you posts that you actually watch her show, i want to shake you. YOU are the reason this asshole is famous. Ignore it, and it will go away!
FUCK! We will be haunted by this fucked up trashy family for three more seasons, because you watch it and give it ratings.....
phrased a little more nicely.....
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 11:04pm
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Puff, puff, pass, no bogartin'!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 11:04pm.
***** offering packed peace pipe to all*****
I'll toke on that. *puff-inhale-poof*
***** offering packed peace pipe to all*****
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 18, 2008 - 11:01pm.
You're an asshole. Don't fucking talk to me anymore. Have I ever told YOU to shut the fuck up?
Wish granted.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 18, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Hey, calm the fuck down!
Wish granted.
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Hey, calm the fuck down!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
173 minutes? That's less than 45 seconds per pound.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 5:10pm.
They were just making sure she served her true weight in minutes.
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I concur.
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The scene on my balcony right now;S
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 18, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Too true. That's why he's laughing his ass off. His little darlings are just like his unethical, scofflaw self.
I wonder if the KKs keeping going to Vegas to visit with their brother-in-crime.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Justice my ASS! No offense, Michael K. I do adore thee and thy humor, but stars (and some who aren't even stars, such as above) get off way too easy when it comes to this shit.
somehow I thought a horses vagina would be bigger...
I mean I imagine thats about what Oprahs looks like...
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She's got "Picasso" face! Uh..no offense to art lovers.
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OMFG!!!!!!! I don't know what I'm more disgusted by? The link of a horse vag or the joke known as our criminal system. Nasty!
Who would win in a fist fight, Khloe or Jessica Biel?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 18, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Sometimes I wonder if their pepaw, Robert Kardashian of OJ's Dream Team fame, is rolling in grave ... LHAO!
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Kardashian was only on the "legal team" so that he couldn't be called as a witness...He apparently handled evidence, but serious evidence (the knife?) that was ruled inadmissable or something like that. Kardashian never really participated in the trial as a lawyer, but only as a pretense. It was a strategy. I.e, K, knew O.J. was guilty, hence his SHOCK at the verdict. He thought he could save his ass and O.J. would go to jail regardless.
Had his ass been on the witness list...Well...we would have heard some shit. However, that jury was not going to convict OJ no matter what so, whateves. They and Kardashian can join OJ for a drink at the bar in hell...
Oh, and his lovely SHE-MALE spawn totally did all of this on purpose for the show. She knew (via a deal) her Sasquatch ass wasn't going to do real time....She only got an an extra 30 minutes b/c of the show...Just watch.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sometimes I wonder if their pepaw, Robert Kardashian of OJ's Dream Team fame, is rolling in grave ... LHAO!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Luv the 3 oldest K-girls (Kim's my fave) but n-o-t Mommie Dearest, the former mile-higher stewardess (that alone almost stopped me from watching the show) with the bad haircut who thinx she's so cool and sooooo isn't.
Michael K. plays all kinds of mental games with us. I mean, c'mon. Us OCD peeps HAVE to click on anything he says not to. It's in our psychological make-up.
Then we bitch and complain. lol
Why did I click on that??!?!
For the zero of you out there that actually give a horse's vagina (DON'T CLICK ON THAT)
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in the words of my girl Susie Green, "You are a sick fuck!"
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Submitted by crissieb on July 18, 2008 - 7:27pm.
i'm fixated on kim's muffintop in the other story.
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Haha! I did that too!
O - and I think the premature post thing too...
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i'm fixated on kim's muffintop in the other story. oops! i had a premature post! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrg.
"overcrowding" = unwilling to pay for extra C.O's to guard her non celebrity ass. Bitch please, no self respecting she-crim watches the Kardashians, riiiight
In this case, I am an advocate for plastic surgery. In fact, I think it should be required. Please for the love of God Khloe, go under the fucking knife.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Her right arm weighs more than John Stamos and Dave Coullier together.
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So, what did her ho sister wear to pick her up? I'm dying here!
You know I would click on that. Where in the world do you find shit like that? You are certainly one twisted dude (and I mean that in a NICE way....)
She'll be picked for DUI by 2AM tonight.