Justice Is Served
For the zero of you out there that actually give a horse's vagina (DON'T CLICK ON THAT), Khloe Kardashian has broken out of the clink! She destroyed the jail bars and busted through the concrete walls. Not really, they just let her go.
Khloe served 173 minutes out of her 30-day sentence. She checked herself in this morning. TMZ reports that she was let go due to "overcrowding." That's because she takes up 3 jail cells! Not to mention that the prison guards were probably running from her she-hulk ass.
You know Wonky McValtrex is fucking pissed! Nicole Richie did 82 minutes, HoHan did 84 and Khloe only did 173.
Khloe's lawyer said, "Khloe was prepared to serve her entire sentence if that is what the Sheriff's Department had ordered. Having said that, she is, of course, happy to have been released and she is looking forward to fulfilling all the conditions of her probation."
Translation: PARTYYYYYY TIME!!!!
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PARTY TIME is right, MK! I took a nap and Santa er I mean the UPS man came and er I mean DELIVERED my new sexy toys. I'm in a state of bliss right now. Please don't ruin it for me just yet.
Submitted by FrappBloat on July 18, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I thought I'd find one for you LOL now you can see the photo is really ok :) haha
horse vagina winking (eek)
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BWAHAHAHAHHA flexible ain't she??!! Shit, that is major poon power.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Let's be real, I live for the don't click here links.
I'm weird, I know.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on July 18, 2008 - 3:23pm
You don't need to click. Just gaze upon KK's lips.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Perhaps I am crazy, but just about all of the jails in this country are overcrowded. What about the folks who were placed in there before her?! Why can't they use that excuse?!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 18, 2008 - 6:17pm.
She scares me.
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Not as much as that link MK is dangling in front me! Must.Not.Click
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She scares me.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Come on you guys, did you really fall for that "Horse's Vagina" link? That's actually just a still from the Hillary Swank sex tape. Or was it Sarah Jessica Parker? I forget. Anyway...
Ya know if there is overcrowding at the womens facility..they should release someone who's been there the longest for a less-than-serious crime...not the so-called celeb who takes longer than 173 minutes to shovel on all that makeup and squeeze her ass into a dress 5 times too small.
I actually like Khloe compared to Kim and Kourtney on their show but really..could they not have made her serve a week at least? And let someone whose time was almost up go instead?? of course not..it's L.A.
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damn you MK. I have no willpower.
most people dont do time for dwi/dwu. she should of got 1 yr of pbj jumping through a.a., drug testing and m.a.d.d. hoops.
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Utterly repulsive, gutter trash that has absolutely no place walking the same planet as Nelson Mandela.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Man, she has a fucked up face. Hasn't she had all kinds of plastic surgery? Why doesn't she fix that crooked face of hers. That nose is just broke or something...
I thought I'd find one for you LOL now you can see the photo is really ok :) haha
horse vagina winking (eek)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cckIaXvsE1M
fuck her.
I hope she drives off a cliff, and her horsey face is gross.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Yeah, me too. (urrrkkk) I knew I'd regret it. I was right.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
haha I've seen a mare's foof before (worked at a stud farm) what you REALLY needed to make people vomit is how the mares move them to wink at the stallion. Whatever you do, don't you-tube mares winking LMAO I've tried to learn it, but my foof is having none of it. Lazy foof.
oh and if you do look at the photo, just don't click on it, it ends up HUGE LMAO!
Bossy, this country is based on the fact you get best justice money can buy.
Blowhan, Bitchie, and Kloe-Hulk are all rich, spoiled and can afford big legal guns.
I hate to say it but Khloe is someone who would really benefit from getting a nose job.
Stoney,
I'm telling you, i am a dork!
I read "(DON'T CLICK ON THAT)" and i am all "Dor-de-dor-dor, how bad can it be?"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Seriously, the justice system in this country is so messed up itks not even funny. It's not just the Khloe thing, it's everything.
~*Head Bitch*~
Ha ha ha ha, Leatherette!
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 18, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I hope they pull a Parisite on her and drag her ass back to the slammer.
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it'll be like the Britney police escort to the 5150 ward all over again, but with the Jaws of Life holding her down -- LA might be too short on county funds right now for that mess
For the last time people,
DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK!!!!
LOL
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Captain Who-Who on July 18, 2008 - 5:36pm.
OMG...I stupidly clicked on the Va-JJ link.
EW, omg, EW!
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I feel your pain.
OMG...I stupidly clicked on the Va-JJ link.
EW, omg, EW!
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Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 5:10pm.
They were just making sure she served her true weight in minutes.
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Bwahahahaha
I hope they pull a Parisite on her and drag her ass back to the slammer.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on July 18, 2008 - 5:31pm.
If justice had been served, they would have forced her to undergo a nose job before leaving the facility.
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and DNA analysis, or the hunt for the missing link goes on
Hey that's Paris' vagina! O you MK - always fooling around! ;P
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If justice had been served, they would have forced her to undergo a nose job before leaving the facility. That snout is horrid!
I recall a dlister warning all that if MK says "don't click on that" it's usually for a damn good reason.
Thanks anyway MK, but I can go through life without knowing what horse labia look like. Human labia are ugly enough.
calling Nancy Grace...to the rescue
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on July 18, 2008 - 5:25pm.
She's so unfortunate-looking compared to her sisters. Was her mom fucking the mailman?
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depends, if there's USPS hiring quotas for yedi and mountain gorillas.
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on July 18, 2008 - 2:25pm.
She's so unfortunate-looking compared to her sisters. Was her mom fucking the mailman?
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i believe the word you are looking for is porcine
She didn't even stay in long enough for Michael Clark Duncan to reach into her cell, grab her nether-region, and shorten her clitoris!
Her-she was green mile denied!
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O her Mommy called, fersure. Have you ever seen their Mommy? She's just like them only old (ok - old-er - that was just meanness).
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my eyes my virgin eyes
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 5:18pm.
She lost a little weight in the hoosegow, it looks like.
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That's hilarious. The pic zoomed by in my furious scrolling and I was just going back up because I was thinking: After jail shots, already???, and in all that this is the only thing I read. I guess it's really hot in there.
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She's so unfortunate-looking compared to her sisters. Was her mom fucking the mailman?
Submitted by Trevor Sensible on July 18, 2008 - 5:22pm.
@Leatherette. I fear my hamster has been sas- squashed..
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squashed, quashed, and shiskaboshed.
I CAN SEE HER BUSTING THROUGH THE JAIL WALLS LIKE THE 'KOOL-AID' GUY......OHHHHHH YAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
@Leatherette. I fear my hamster has been sas- squashed..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
she'll be driving shitfaced in a week.
I'm so sick of these idiots.....and Paris had to serve the whole time, because she basically gave her Judge the finger- showing up to court late, then that whole bullshit about her "anxiety attacks".....who the fuck wouldn't have an anxiety attack in jail?!
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Submitted by Trevor Sensible on July 18, 2008 - 5:15pm.
They probably ran out of slop at the trough. You know this female Yeti can get her grub on..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
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1. She's prolly banned from every Home Town buffet in SoCal.
2. Your hamster is under Kardashquash's ass, unforch.
That was one large gina on that horse, but still nowhere near as cavernous and sizeable as Paris Hilton's.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
She lost a little weight in the hoosegow, it looks like.
Only in Holloywood...I hope this bitch gets popped again...I'm sure she learned her "lesson"
They probably ran out of slop at the trough. You know this female Yeti can get her grub on..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
If I was that horse I'd never let that hand on the right (with the long nasty fingernails) near my va-jay-jay.
Why do i always click? Why WHy WHYYYYYYY?
*runs to the pot to throw up*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard