Justice Is Served
For the zero of you out there that actually give a horse's vagina (DON'T CLICK ON THAT), Khloe Kardashian has broken out of the clink! She destroyed the jail bars and busted through the concrete walls. Not really, they just let her go.
Khloe served 173 minutes out of her 30-day sentence. She checked herself in this morning. TMZ reports that she was let go due to "overcrowding." That's because she takes up 3 jail cells! Not to mention that the prison guards were probably running from her she-hulk ass.
You know Wonky McValtrex is fucking pissed! Nicole Richie did 82 minutes, HoHan did 84 and Khloe only did 173.
Khloe's lawyer said, "Khloe was prepared to serve her entire sentence if that is what the Sheriff's Department had ordered. Having said that, she is, of course, happy to have been released and she is looking forward to fulfilling all the conditions of her probation."
Translation: PARTYYYYYY TIME!!!!
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"TMZ reports that she was let go due to "overcrowding." That's because she takes up 3 jail cells! Not to mention that the prison guards were probably running from her she-hulk ass."
LA is always hard up for new law enforcement blood; maybe it's LA County Sheriff's way of recruiting her. That'd be one scary she-he in a uniform.
Stoney.....sounds great, but I'll pass on viewing that.....lol
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
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Submitted by -ohmy- on July 18, 2008 - 5:11pm.
what did you see when you clicked??
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A horse's vagina, obviously.
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Um, a horse's vagina? I think?
And some fingers pulling it open.
*barfs uncontrollably*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
what did you see when you clicked??
They were just making sure she served her true weight in minutes. In other news:
WHY DID I CLICK ON THE LINK?!?!?!?!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Why do I always click when you tell me not to MK? Why?
ubmitted by Reeter on July 18, 2008 - 5:07pm.
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I bet Paris is pissed. LOL!
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See? There's ALWAYS a silver lining, I say.
Submitted by boomsy on July 18, 2008 - 4:06pm.
MK is hell bent on grossing us out today
-see pete d, amy w, horse vaja, chloe lips
he must be mad at us sluts :)
well, I am sure she learned her lesson, and will never misbehave again.
*pukes*
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
"Chloe Kardashian has broken out of the clink!"
& now see her literally breaking out, prying jail bars wide with a "gggrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!"
Must be nice to be rich, famous and unaccountable for your own actions.
I bet Paris is pissed. LOL!
MK, you can't give us a link and then tell us not to click on it....you KNOW we're not that resistant to temptation.
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can't help but here Chewbaca growls and foot stomps every time I see her pic
Does that horse have two ass holes?
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Why did I click. WHY?
What utter bullshit. Had this been a "normal person," they would have served their full sentence.
Dumb skanks.
145lbs teehee