Saturday, July 19th 2008
Dyan Cannon Is Really Hot
Did you know Dyan Cannon, star of "Heaven Can Wait," is like a 100 years old or something? Ok, she's really 71, but still! She looks hot for someone that was born during the Great Depression! I wonder if she lived in Hooverville?
She was also Cary Grant's fourth wife! Ancient! Anciently hot. Yes, I know she's been under the knife at least a dozen times, but she hasn't crossed over into Joan Van Ark territory, yet. I remember when I saw her on "Ally McBeal," and found out she was like 60 at the time! Memaw with a sexy bod.
Anyway, here's the total GILF leaving Mr. Chow on Thursday night. I also threw in some pictures of that old bag Doris Roberts. She's only 6 or 7 years older than Dyan.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 10:20am.
What comes after "Cougar"?
Corpse.
rotfl! OMG that should seriously be a bumper sticker. *gasping for air laughing*
in agreement with IV.
Dyan Cannon looks great but she'd look better without the too white dentures and the curly waist length wig.
Dyan Cannon is trying a little too hard to hold on to the reins of youth. She should just let go. She had a gorgeous daughter with Cary Grant, Jennifer, who used to act but I have not heard from in a while. I wonder if she provided Dyan with grandkids yet?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 10:20am.
What comes after "Cougar"?
Corpse.
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LMAO! I think Doris looks great.... for her age, and that's the key. Dyan is far too thin. Her forearms, hands and feet look mummified.
Um, unless the docs fixed up her other parts, let me tell you a little something I learned from working in a hospital: skinny old people=lots of droopy wrinkly skin. 'Nugh said.
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Doris Roberts looks great. Cannon? Her glory days are over.
Submitted by estremecido on July 19, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I agree. Her outfit is not age appropriate at all. Looks dumb on her.
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lol - just noticed how "off" the shrug top is.
It all looks like Deb Shop stuff...
"Corpse".....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Sheeps....
Yeah, the outfit is way too youthful, but that bod is fantastic.
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Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 10:20am.
What comes after "Cougar"?
Corpse.
Dyan Cannon looks great. There's no doubt her body is fantastic. The clothes not so much. Tacky, considering she has money. Didn't she pick up any pointers from Cary Grant?
Although that was 40 years ago. She may have forgotten them.
When you look at her face and her hands she does look her age. She does have a nice body though. I think it's mostly the hair that makes her look young...most old ladies have it really short.
She's pretty though.
That blouse is too small. She would look much better wearing a dress. With that said,she does not look horrible for being 70.
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Isn't she great ? She looks awesome and from interviews I've seen of her - like on Letterman - she seems so cool....
What comes after "Cougar"? "Yogi"?
Actually, I think Doris Roberts looks pretty damn good for her age too.
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I'm thinking thats not her natural hair color?
Older folks who try to dress in styles made for teens and younger twenty year olds just end up looking pathetic and desperate.
Dyan looks great for her age but dressing like she's twenty (just because she can) seems innapropriate for a woman of her age. It's the same when you see 40+ year-old guys in hip-hop style-clothing. Even if they pull it off, it reeks of trying too hard.
Don't get me wrong--you can still dress really sexy and be stylish at any age. Luckily most women learn as they grow up that dressing/looking like a 16 year old isn't the only thing that makes a woman attractive.
Bo--she's a bitch? Details, please!!! :)
What happened?
Granny please, bare midriff at 82? (typo but I'm keeping it).
Don't narcissists ever die?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 19, 2008 - 11:29am.
Deb:
give this slut a break. I've seen plenty of barely thirty skanks that would kill to look like her.
OK, Triston. I'll admit she looks younger than Brooke Hogan, and prettier than Rumer Willis.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I met her several years ago when she stayed at the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite, where I was working. She's a total bitch.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 19, 2008 - 12:43pm.
this is when it's worth jumping into On Golden Girl's Pond.
you make a sexception.
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Here is a nice little article about her and Cary Grant:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,168748,00.html
Doris Roberts just wants to PLUNGE her chopsticks in Dyan's back...old biddy jellus h8r.
I like her hair.
great hair, great bod, good surgeon.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 9:44am.
Sorry.... but it's true (IMO). At work, when her name comes up, we say like a healing mantra, "But she was Cary Grant's last wife."
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*sigh* Now I can't excuse her clothing.
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I'm sorry, I don't think she looks that great. Yeah, she's thin. Yeah, she doesn't have too many wrinkles.
Her face looks lumpy and distorted. She still has arthritis and osteoporosis and the Grim Reaper's breathing down her neck.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 9:44am.
Sorry.... but it's true (IMO). At work, when her name comes up, we say like a healing mantra, "But she was Cary Grant's last wife."
Submitted by boomsy on July 19, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I just noticed that little wrap top she has on, and now it makes me want to laugh. The poor thing isn't even covering her breasts; it's just wherever it wants to be. One size larger and it could've been cute.
Haha! I'm so glad you pointed that out. That's awesome. What the hell is the point of wearing one of those over a shirt?... white over white, no less!
Edit: *long sleeved shirt, I mean. It'd be okay over a tank top.. and no one wants to see one of those on that memaw all by its lonesome with NOTHING underneath!
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If I looked like that at 70, counted Cary Grant as an ex-husband, and had seen what this broad has probably seen, I'd be a straight up Joan Collins diva bitch, too.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 12:35pm.
I've had some biz with her over the last 4 years or so. IMO, I thought she was a complete bitch and diva.
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Damn. I was hoping no one would say that. I really don't know much about her - only what I see on screens. She SEEMS good-natured - she must be a good actress.
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you make a sexception.
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I just noticed that little wrap top she has on, and now it makes me want to laugh. The poor thing isn't even covering her breasts; it's just wherever it wants to be. One size larger and it could've been cute.
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71? OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.
*breathing*
Wow!!!!!!!!!!
Amazingly, her hands/arms are less veiny than Angelina Jolie's? Go figure!
Her Plastic Surgeon is good. Her arms, hands, and feet tell the tale.
But still Joan Van Scary as fuck should have used Diane's surgeon.
Submitted by mike on July 19, 2008 - 11:28am
Agree with you 100%. The fact that she dresses like that makes her look a little desperate for attention.
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Damn! Serious GILFy.I'd let her ride slow cowgirl on me.Probably the position LEAST likely to damage her hips.To echo TRISTON:"Good knife work, good knife work!"
I've had some biz with her over the last 4 years or so. IMO, I thought she was a complete bitch and diva.
Deb:
give this slut a break. I've seen plenty of barely thirty skanks that would kill to look like her.
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 19, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Exactly. She looks good, but would look even better if her hair and clothing were a bit more age-appropriate.
WTF, it's Aughra from The Dark Crystal!
Thanks mike ;)
I must admit that I recently saw a hot senior citizen that flirted with me and I thought about having the sex.
I would have hit it!
Metamucil mayhem!
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She looks good for 71, but it's sad that she's trying to look 40 years younger than she is. She's been rockin' that do for at least that long. If she isn't careful, she's gonna break a hip toting that huge bag.
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Submitted by angry mom on July 19, 2008 - 12:25pm.
what's so great about mr. chow?
is it just a place to be seen?
Totally just a place to be seen. Mediocre. Like an expensive P.F. Chang's.
Her face and body look ice, but then you see that claw wrist and hand, and it's not a good look.
I think she could dress a little less "young" and look far better, but then again she's an old blond hippie chick from California and is probably very attached to that look. The hair is a bit much.
I'm 49 and look good for my age, but wouldn't push it with the white hiphuggers and the giant belt and skintight shirt. That's really a younger look that is kind of silly on an older woman.
Her youthfulness really shines from the inside. She's always smiling and good natured.
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