Dear Kelly Taylor, Say Your Prayers!
Brenda Walsh will officially return to Beverly Hills to seek vengeance on those who have wronged her! Kelly Taylor better take refuge in the Peach Pit basement. The producers of the "90210" spin-off have announced that Brenda will be back. They can fire those other hos now, because the only bitch that belongs on that show has returned.
Shannen's spokeswhore also confirmed it, “Shannen is looking forward to returning to 90210." She's also looking forward to giving Kelly Taylor a concrete smile.
You know this crazy bitch is going to freak out and get fired AGAIN! Even a Valium overdose couldn't control Shannen's insanity. I just hope she goes out with a bang this time.
The producers said that Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who comes to West Beverly High to direct a musical. Kelly is one of the counselors at West Bev.
A drama teacher?! This makes sense. Brenda proved she was a true thespian when she auditioned for "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." Remember how that dumb slut Laura tried to kill herself in the theater after Brenda got the role? I hated Laura! Clip below:
VIVA BRENDA!
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 19, 2008 - 2:56pm.
What high school would allow a scene like that in a play? Ho High School?
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When Brenda was doing the play she was in college.
PSL, I'd like to offer a truce (olive branch, if you will). I apologize for being a high riding bitch yesterday to you and for that I feel sucky. I'm not even going to tire you in explaining myself. Not worth your time or mine. Just know, I truly mean my apology and if you accept it I'll be grateful and humbled. Thank you.
Submitted by moonmaid on July 19, 2008 - 2:57pm.
LOL! MM, that is quite a nefarious roster!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 2:55pm
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Hi PSL - seriously? A half inch? It's not unattractive though...
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
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p.s. the Wikipedia entry for "Kelly Taylor" is hilarious:
Kelly faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, shooting her rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectantly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others.
What high school would allow a scene like that in a play? Ho High School?
joe, I think one of her eyes is a half inch above the other- she has talked about it in the past....
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 19, 2008 - 2:49pm.
If you look at her face straight on, she has a weird Picasso thing going on, one eye is completely unaligned with the other.
Exactly and thank you, JS! I thought *I* was the only one who noticed her off-set eyes.
Her face is like a Picasso... or more like Sloth from the Goonies.
that was even longer than the Ami Dolenz clip! Interminable!
If you look at her face straight on, she has a weird Picasso thing going on, one eye is completely unaligned with the other.
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons
Drama teacher? She'll bring much drama.
Crooked eyes is coming back? No spanky you.
What an awful clip.
I actually remember that episode; is that bad?
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Never saw it, never will.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 2:33pm.
......and I still won't watch it.
yep, i'm with ya
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Isnt this old news? HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GONNA "CONFIRM" IT!!! NOONE CARES EITHER WAY!
......and I still won't watch it.
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"