Saturday, July 19th 2008

Bring Back Joey Potter

I was never much of a Dawson's Crack fan, let alone a fan of Katie Holmes. Lately, I have found myself on YouTube looking up Katie's old scenes to remember what she used to be like. It's sad. Tommy Girl has used his alien powers to suck out Katie's youth and any cuteness she ever had. Tommy better be paying her ass top dollar, because now she looks like an elderly, slow, lesbian turtle who puts on a fake smile even when she's given bad news. I mean, I bet if you went up to the robot bitch and said, "Katie, you only have 48 hours to live." She'd put on that creepy smile and say, "Ok! Can I make you some pancakes." Tommy Girl loves pancakes. Especially with strawberries and cream.

It's also strange that she looks like an old twink. How is that possible? Twinks are supposed to look young, but she manages to look like an elderly one. Bitch is a freak of nature.

Here's the old ass twink filming "Eli Stone" with the ex Mr. Angelina Jolie, Jonny Lee Miller.

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What does it always look like she's gumming her oatmeal?

Ick..she's disgusting!!!

juni's picture

Just like Xenu--not to be around when she needs him the most. The strain is too much, and it shows.

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gucci's picture

He's manipulating and controling her terribly. i've been in a similar relationship and i looked exactly like this. plus, i was unhappy to.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

i was almost tricked into thinking he was hot until i looked closely at the pix. i guess anyone would look hot standing next to her. is she playing a mentally challenged lifeless woman? oscar!

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

And to think, this bitch was playing a teenager in TV and films as recently as 2003!!!

Noelegy's picture

If you want to see Jonny Lee Miller be the hotness, watch the movie "Plunkett and Macleane." Yes, Liv Tyler is in it and she's painfully wooden, but it also has the awesome Robert Carlyle, and the soundtrack kicks arse.

Re: Katie. You're right. Not a flattering picture among them. And what's really surprising is the lack of Tommy mugging for the camera and clutching her arm. Yes, these are on-set pictures, but HE'D FIND A WAY.

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ineedmorecowbell's picture

It's obvious something is going on with her since she married Tommy Girl. He has done something to her mind to get her to look like that. I dunno.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Aphid on July 20, 2008 - 1:20pm

I so love your avie!!

It's not just the puffiness under the eye, her eyelids seem swollen, too. You don't get those unless you're either crying or drinking hellish amounts.

I do like to rag on Tommygirl, but I feel sorry for Katie. I know, I know, she sold her soul to the devil willingly, but I just don't think she realized how bad it was going to be. I think she bought the fairy tale, and woke up too late that she married the Prince Charming in Shrek, rather than the one in Rapunzel/Sleeping Beauty/Snow White.

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Aphid's picture

ITA Kizzy. It looks to me like she's up all night crying. How sad.

Poor Katie looks horrid. She looks to be of average weight but her hair keeps going from bad to worse!

sexy's picture

Wow if she can't see how much different she is then she really is brain washed.. this is VERY SAD!

Frybread's picture

Not only has she aged since marrying Tiny Tom, Katie looks deranged. Look into her eyes and you see a brainwashed Bride of Xenu!

She wasn't a good actress in movies like "Gift" and "Pieces of April," but she was appealing, cute and earnest. Now she's dead inside, so the appeal is gone too, leaving... what?

Kizzy's picture

Good morning, everybody!!

That looks like a woman who spends a lot of time crying. Or drinking. Or both.

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cornpone's picture

jonny lee miller is going bald and that is NOT his real hair you guys.

soul's picture

oh I get it, that's KBOT playing Shirley and she's talking to Squiggy. :>

TheBreakdown's picture

The saddest part is that Katebot has completely lost sense of self, then to make matters worse, she pops a pillow out for Cruise to raise.

Chris Klein should ask for his sperm back!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 7:17am.

My God, she looks like a forty five year old on the way to a P.T.A. meeting. Jesus.
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ChubbyWubby's picture

I looked at every thumbnail of her and there isn't any angle or any shot where she doesn't look like shit. Tommy Girl has killed the little hotness/cuteness she had.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Sock-Monkey,
Sunday brunch, mimosas, tan line, aaaaah, The sweet life...wonder if Katie thought she would ever have something so good to look forward to. Naw, she sold her soul.

Edited to add: google Full Frontal Fri and look further down for the click "here". It will tide you over until later...

8-)

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 10:39am.
Socky!
How is it going little one? You have been in and out for the last few days...Care for a new box of lilac Fabric sheets or a nice fruit roll up?
Doesn't Katie look like the night of the walking dead?
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Deb! *sock monkey hug & smooch* Hmmmmm...*tapping chin with little sock monkey finger* *thinking* Uh...I'll take the fabric sheets AND the fruit roll up!! Ha! Ha! I'm greedy! I've been kind of busy with stuff around the house and getting ready for school..Bleah!
BF is at the gym and I plan on feeling the mimosas from this morning's brunch. Mmmmm...nice!

ON T: Katie looks like several days old...road kill...(dry & gray looking)

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

She looks like Deputy Trudy Weigel from Reno 911. But less beautiful.

Sucks to sell your soul to the devil, doesn't it, Katiebot?

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

DebFrmHell's picture

Socky!
How is it going little one? You have been in and out for the last few days...Care for a new box of lilac Fabric sheets or a nice fruit roll up?

Doesn't Katie look like the night of the walking dead?

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

soul's picture

(main pic) KBOT: waggles finger"Now young man, this is how a scene is done!"

Thornhill's picture

I love me some rentboy...

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joanne's picture

Katie Holmes should have been in the blockbuster of the year, she obeyed Cruise. She should staple him to the bed, grab Suri and run. Stupid twat has a child to worry about.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Ugh! I guess the bride price included ALL her dignity.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Is MK on strike?

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Winnyfranfran's picture

Jesus! What the hell? She looks terrible!

-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.

TheBreakdown's picture

Green Is Good:

first of all, green is good. I'm smoking it right now.

Secondly, Katebot probably had to cut in a sign of devotion to him.

If anyone ever unearths this maze of trickery and deceit, there will be a huge payday against the Church of Scientology.

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Sorry to be off topic, but PSL, I absolutely love the song For You. It made me smile when I saw it in your siggie.

christine the hoff's picture

My God, she looks like a forty five year old on the way to a P.T.A. meeting. Jesus.

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Green Is Good's picture

TheBreakdown, I wondered why she cut her hair. It was lovely. Lovely color and shiny. Why mess with it?

Just because you have a Suri-bot doesn't mean you have to turn into a Memaw.

xxyxz's picture

I couldn't care less

Time to take away or replace Joey Potter...

TheBreakdown's picture

If I was in contention to be one of Angie's fuckbuddies, I'd be willing to be on-call/stand-by.

Wouldn't you?

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TheBreakdown's picture

Look at this hot ass mess.

Sin and a goddamn shame, but he has managed to suck what little hot she had left.

And since her talents are suspect, she'll probably have to pop out another child as part of the contract.

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My husband says women should never cut their hair this short, makes them look like a dude. haha.

She looks like a lady who did grocery store commercials in the midwest back in the 70s. Janie?

Green Is Good's picture

Lord, I hope that look is for the movie. Damn.

I used to have such a girl crush on her. So sad.

yummymummy's picture

She must have a microchip stuck in her teeth.

Drinksonme's picture

Submitted by Philip Traum on July 20, 2008 - 1:57am.
she looks like shit

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Well what do you think the Church of Lientology does when you go for a cleansing? You get shit all over place some stuck on this twat of Tommy Boy's.And we all know that you are what you excrete!

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

she looks like shit

girl_cheese's picture

Being in Tommy's black hole orbit has sucked her dry.

tonicbitch's picture

All I have to say is WOW. She went from 0 - shit in record time, even faster than blohan and shitney.

I saw Dark Knight today. Movie was full of awesome and Im glad Katie wasnt in it to spoil it. Maggie did a way better job IMO.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I did see "Pieces of April" and I liked her in "Go" as well....she was really cute. He's ruined her.

Good night...

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dreamhypnotique's picture

Under Tom's Lilleputan aegis Katie's metamorphosis into Johnny Cade from The Outsiders is progressing nicely. It's taken a couple of years, and may take two more, but Tom knows that no classy greaser gangbang was ever assembled in a day.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.

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