Saturday, July 19th 2008

Bring Back Joey Potter

I was never much of a Dawson's Crack fan, let alone a fan of Katie Holmes. Lately, I have found myself on YouTube looking up Katie's old scenes to remember what she used to be like. It's sad. Tommy Girl has used his alien powers to suck out Katie's youth and any cuteness she ever had. Tommy better be paying her ass top dollar, because now she looks like an elderly, slow, lesbian turtle who puts on a fake smile even when she's given bad news. I mean, I bet if you went up to the robot bitch and said, "Katie, you only have 48 hours to live." She'd put on that creepy smile and say, "Ok! Can I make you some pancakes." Tommy Girl loves pancakes. Especially with strawberries and cream.

It's also strange that she looks like an old twink. How is that possible? Twinks are supposed to look young, but she manages to look like an elderly one. Bitch is a freak of nature.

Here's the old ass twink filming "Eli Stone" with the ex Mr. Angelina Jolie, Jonny Lee Miller.

Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com

Posted by: Michael K


PSL, same here. I'm about toast. I can't rag on Katiebot. Did you ever catch the movie, "Pieces of April"? She's just so damned adorable in it which makes me even more empathetic that she ended up in this sitch.

I think I'm turning in. My eyes aren't fixating right and my brain is doing the loop-de-loop which means, "Pillow meet head".

Nighters sweet PSL and everyone watching or ready to snore.

:)

CORNDOG's picture

Why does he want her to look like a dude? He is sick. Why does she let him do that to her? I feel sorry for her parents. Where is their child? She is never seen with her mother now. Is she in programing? Sick cult.

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I have about 10 minuted before I'm climbing into bed "."....are we still ragging on Katie and Tom? Manimal, yes, I would think there would be another Suri on the way. Perhaps Tom can't get her pregnant now.....because he didn't last time.....

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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"

Goodnight, Mani! Sweet dreams. I'll hit the pillow myself here soon. I'm just wide awake and tired right now which is a torture all its own.

PSL, I took one too many granny (read: drunk) naps today. Nobody is up to play tonight it seems. *pout*

gucci, sweet dreams, chile. I enjoy your posts. *tickle*

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Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 2:23am.

I don't know about you or gucci but I'm off to bed.

I would think by now Tommygirl would have Katie "scheduled" for another pregnancy.

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he he i'm known on d-listed for having bad spelling and a great many typos. ah well what can i say. good night and thanks for the info!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Damn ".", don't you ever sleep? (wink)

I just got in, and checking to see who is up late.....

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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"

This should get you started:

http://www.tequilasource.com/worm.htm

Pretty silly but worth a giggle!

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nope don't know what they say about it.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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At first I was surprised that Tommy Girl would let Little Boy Blue (KateBot) work outside the compound. But, he is doing so piss-poor at the box office and he's alienated (HA! that was funny) most of Hollywood and no one wants to work with him, so the CO$ blackmail money has to come from somewhere. I guess that's why he let her out on a short leash to hopefully rake in some dough because he's shyte at the box office and the public doesn't give a flying fig about him anymore.

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Submitted by kiwikim on July 20, 2008 - 1:02am.

Yes, Ang was married to Jonny Lee Miller. And, I think she ran back to him between breakups and stayed well, um, fuckbuddies with him, I guess you could say.

Submitted by gucci on July 20, 2008 - 1:59am.

LOL! That was one of your cutest posts EVER. You do know the saying about drinking the 'worm' though, right? *wink*

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gimmie a glass of worm milk with a little vodka in it. that will knock me out.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Submitted by gucci on July 20, 2008 - 1:51am.

Gucci, you cute lil' Dickens! Whatchoo doing up so late past your nigh-nigh time? Would you like some warm milk? A boob to snuggle? A Dr. Seuss book to read? Name yer poison! *wink*

Submitted by Snarkley on July 20, 2008 - 1:34am.

I wonder if maybe someday that Tom Cruise will have a moment of clarity, and sit down and realize what he's done.

Snarkley, wouldn't that be nice? -But, alas, TC has wayyyyyyy too much ego invested in this shit and I doubt he'd ever "MAN UP" and remove himself from this cult that idolizes his high falutin' ass. My mom was into the whole, "Namyoho renge kyo" crap for a while and it just made me laugh while she chanted that shit and stared at a picture of stars while she was stoned.

Cults are stupid and the people that follow them are gullible but not always stupid, just perhaps, sadly, very desperate.

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Snarkley:

i doubt it very much. if anything tom will blame her for how screwed up she is. but to be fair, tom did not force her to enter into a relationship with him so, in the end, they are both at fault and fucked up.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

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I wonder if maybe someday that Tom Cruise will have a moment of clarity, and sit down and realize what he's done.

justice's picture

"an elderly, slow, lesbian turtle who puts on a fake smile even when she's given bad news"

ha!

--thanks awfully--

kiwikim's picture

These clothes are just for the film right? She's not dressing like that in real life, is she??? I don't have tv. is eli stone a new show? Someone fill me in.

kiwikim's picture

I'm slow. This guy was married to Jolie? I thought jolie had been married to billy bob. Didn't know about this one.

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I have a framed Trainspotting poster hanging behind me in my office, and love both Go and Wonderboys.... but after watching one episode of Eli Stone, you'd have to pay me to watch another....

Hey JLM, please try and talk someone into doing one of Welch's Trainspotting sequels.......

And KH.... run while you've got the chance!

wierd how living with tom cruise made a cute and beautiful young woman like katie, into an old and haggard one. sad.

and by the way her name is kate, thats whats on her birth certificate, katie is like her nickname.

"suppressive person"? As in someone with two braincells to rub together? Fuckin' amazing.

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I'm sure there's added pressure for Katie to never hurt TommyGirl the way Nicole did. She looks extra easy for emotional blackmail.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

stake_spike, nothing too scandalous about Nicole. But it basically says that she was never into Scientology, and that Tommygirl basically divorced her because she said in an interview that she was a Catholic girl at heart.

Apparently they thought she was a "suppressive person," so Tommygirl dumped her. And from the sound of the book, he was really nasty and cold about it too.

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Submitted by elpea70 on July 19, 2008 - 11:33pm.
She looks like a Beatle, specifically Paul. Check out the similarities.

I couldn't agree more,which reminds me of a song.

This is what Katiebot should be telling Tommygirl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n03a7cLf0M

PS: in the background, is that Dot and DA dancing?
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roxie's picture

her regular bob looked fine, but Tom doesn't want her too feminine looking

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I never watched Dawson's Creek, but I've seen her in Go! and Pieces of April, and she did have the cute thing going for her.

I would have never guessed that's Sick Boy from Trainspotting, but I don't think I've ever seen him in anything else.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 11:47pm.

Aww. Been there, hon. I'm sending you positive, happy drunk vibes. If I'm not here when you get back I hope you have a wonderful evening. Sorry, kiddo. I sure do understand though. We all go through rough patches...that's the sucky part of life.

KatieBot is such a dif person now that Tommy and SciFi have gotten a grip on her lost soul. Whatta waste.

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Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 11:39pm.

i gotta go drink this mood off, i'll try to be back later... sorry about the no funny from me

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"I hold the key, to the world's security.
Any price they'll pay to me, pay to me."

Submitted by Night Owl on July 19, 2008 - 11:43pm.

Looks like RoboKate put a bowl on her head and had Suri cut around it.

lmao! That was a gem. rotfl

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Creepy!!! Gosh who knows if they are behind Amazon too? As much as I hate to buy books I will probably only read once, I am a little afraid to take it out on my library card because I don't anyone to trace me through my library...But yea, I am going to get it soon.

Submitted by Ma Nom on July 19, 2008 - 9:05pm.

i read it [..] i don't remember who it is, but one of us had a van outside their house that freaked them out, and when my book was ordered and delivered it was an odd experience too. i hate to say we're being a little over-reactive, but it's actually plausible with these nuts! anywho, it's a good read, go out and get it

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Looks like RoboKate put a bowl on her head and had Suri cut around it.

ESE, what is it they say? First time for love, second time for money? Looks like KatieBot got a lil' ahead of herself.

Submitted by dead-actress on July 19, 2008 - 11:33pm.

Hello, love. Helping out at the bar tonight, so I'm in and out commenting. Nice to see you! *kisses*

You, my darling are a multi-task MASTER! Sensei , I'm not worthy but could I have a salted rim on my bloody mary? *tickles and kisses you right back*

I bet MK knows how to P-A-R-T-Y! Well, let's show him how mature and grown up we are and make him proud while he's away.

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funny, you would figure false marriage that doesn't help your career would end quicker(Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley)... looks like this bitch really took a liking to the e-meter... but, at least she brought a new life into the world to be a slave... gotta give her credit for that... she's a trooper

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"I hold the key, to the world's security.
Any price they'll pay to me, pay to me."

elpea70's picture

She looks like a Beatle, specifically Paul. Check out the similarities.
http://www.bopped.com/paul_mccartney_photograph.html

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Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Hey, DA ((SENDING HUGS))
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Hello, love. Helping out at the bar tonight, so I'm in and out commenting. Nice to see you! *kisses*

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

Hey, DA ((SENDING HUGS))

That picture of VL in your avatar is soooooooooo sad. :(

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Submitted by RJII on July 19, 2008 - 10:42pm.
she's rich bitch. She doesn't have to worry about her looks, bathe or douche never ever again.
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Quite a difference from the glamour shots taken at her wedding, huh?

ON T: She looks like Mo Howard from the Three Stooges.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 11:23pm.

And believe me - I would make you ;P

ROTFLMAO! You know what, GF? You'd sooooooo get me to do that (even with a raging hangover)...I could just see you making me roll each one ply cheap TP back onto the cardboard roll. You are sooooooooo mean. hehehehe

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@Dot

I can understand why you'd pass out - I live in a lowrise! And yes - that would be awkward. Especially the part where I made you roll it back on to the rolls. And believe me - I would make you ;P

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Bitch looks like she's pushing 50! I guess this is what happens when you sell your womb and soul to Scientology. Wonder if it was worth it?

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 11:16pm.

Awwwwwww. You're in a bad mood? I won't press you further as to why but here's my send-up for you:

*jiggles boobies*

*bats eyes seductively*

*jiggles boobies again*

*does a bootie shake*

*jiggles boobies upwards and lands each nipple in own mouth*

Well, I tried? Sorry you're in a downer mood, darlin'. I'm here (drunk but here).

What's really sad here is that Katie was offered a role in the Dark Knight and turned it down! The biggest movie to come out in years and she's on the set of some boring piece of shit with Angie's (unknown) ex-husband. I'd want to kill myself if I were her!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 10:35pm.
D~A!
Good to see you. How is little princess Lola?
Doesn't Katie look like caca?
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Hello, sweet girl! My little baby is doing great.

ON T: She looks like death warmed over and then some.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 11:12pm.

Hey, angel_i! Just count yourself lucky I didn't drunkenly pass out on your lawn after toilet papering your house. VERY awkward.

*ggggggiggle*

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Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 11:12pm.

"keeshes" to ya, dahlin'

don't even know why i'm on, i'm in a bad mood... i might feel the need to take it out on Katie

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"I hold the key, to the world's security.
Any price they'll pay to me, pay to me."

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Scenes from my doorstep on a Saturday night.
please note: I was not, at all, involved in this scenario
...just passing through...

I like to drink I like to fall
Spare some change for alcohol?

That's it? I like to drink a lot, you know.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.