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I was never much of a Dawson's Crack fan, let alone a fan of Katie Holmes. Lately, I have found myself on YouTube looking up Katie's old scenes to remember what she used to be like. It's sad. Tommy Girl has used his alien powers to suck out Katie's youth and any cuteness she ever had. Tommy better be paying her ass top dollar, because now she looks like an elderly, slow, lesbian turtle who puts on a fake smile even when she's given bad news. I mean, I bet if you went up to the robot bitch and said, "Katie, you only have 48 hours to live." She'd put on that creepy smile and say, "Ok! Can I make you some pancakes." Tommy Girl loves pancakes. Especially with strawberries and cream.
It's also strange that she looks like an old twink. How is that possible? Twinks are supposed to look young, but she manages to look like an elderly one. Bitch is a freak of nature.
Here's the old ass twink filming "Eli Stone" with the ex Mr. Angelina Jolie, Jonny Lee Miller.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 10:59pm.
dead eyes... such dead eyes
"Dolls eyes"
We're gonna need a bigger boat, Capn'!
What? Nobody likes the "boy's regular" haircut? aww man! Harsh crowd!
Ese, geeve me shum keeshes!
She needs long hair and some makeup. It wouldn't take much for her to look better.
All those pics and she looks awful in every last one of them; poor thing.
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nice half-assed lesbian hairdo katie
Submitted by dementa on July 19, 2008 - 9:40pm.
EK, I did. It was a pretty good read -- it has a lot of great information on Tommygirl's ruthlessness, his nastiness to Nicole and why he dumped her ass, about Scientology and about the malign dwarf that is David Miscarriage.
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Just curious what does the book say about Nicole? I always thought that was a strange relationship.
OT: What happened to JLM, he used to be so hot. Hackers is like one of the greatest movies.
dead eyes... such dead eyes
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she's rich bitch. She doesn't have to worry about her looks, bathe or douche never ever again.
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EK, I did. It was a pretty good read -- it has a lot of great information on Tommygirl's ruthlessness, his nastiness to Nicole and why he dumped her ass, about Scientology and about the malign dwarf that is David Miscarriage.
I don't think all of it is correct -- I'm sorry, but I don't think any straight man would bring his best man on the honeymoon. But its a good read and I can see why Tommygirl was freaking out over it. It really rips aside the whole "I'm just a lovable American hero" image he crafted and tore down.
You know what they say " Dont sell your soul because one day you are goin to need it" so sad but she wanted fame and money and she got screw over
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
They have an old school pic of Katie during her Dawson's creak days on the wall at an applebees near where I live. She was this cute wholesome teen idol! Like out of saved by the bell or one of those Saturday morning shows! So fuckin sad! It's as if the miscarriages Nicole had while married to Tom where blessings in disguise, and a misscarriage is a devistating thing for just about all women to have to deal with! Honestly there is only one way out of this mess for Katie, that would possibly involve getting to keep suri: witness protectionn!!!
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Good to see you. How is little princess Lola?
Doesn't Katie look like caca?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Scieno bitches age pretty fucking fast. Damn.
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Whatever it is, she does not have the face of a woman who feels loved or loves in return. The only time she brightens up is around her child. Every photo for the last couple of years gets more telling.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Holy fuck. I wonder if he still says "I am in love with the most amazing woman alive" when she doesn't even look like a woman anymore.
Katie made her deal, and isn't coming out of it very well.
As for Suri, just like Conner and Isabella, those children have all been signed, sealed, and delivered to the CO$ by their father.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Ugh! No comment on poor 'Kate' Holmes. But Johnny is still the hot hacker bitch of my dreams. Angie doesn't know what she's missing!
Also, every classy lesbian I know (ok, so like 3 people) dresses exactly like her in these pics. The man-shirt with darts and big-hipped man pants.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
I'm ten years older and overweight and I still look younger and cuter than her. She was so beautiful in "the gift" even though it was a crap movie. If this is what scientology does to you then no thanks!
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
the saddest bit is.. that she should be happy and rejoicing in suri's life. instead of loathing that controlling shorty pants shoe stuffer who isn't even suri's bio-dad. katie wake up. this is your daughters childhood and your not even 30.
in other news, i don't know if any of you has seen A Might Wind (movie, awesome) but there's a chick in that movie that plays the daughter of the man they're honoring with the concert. i was watching it the other day and i was SHOCKED at how much that chick looks like katie does now, it's as though they took katie and turned her into that character...just did a search, they don't have any good pics, you'll just have to watch the movie!
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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She should have married a nice, humble boy, or maybe another actor her own age. Tom Cruise is too much the self-important egomaniac. It's their business, but she doesn't give the impression of someone much in love. Maybe there's something behind closed doors we're not seeing -- like Cruise changing her circuits a-la Vicki Lawson in Small Wonder.
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i read it. it was mostly stuff i knew already because i have done tons of research on scientology and tom cruise, but the "scandal" was that all that information had been compiled and printed and scientology couldn't stop it. it's actually not as enlightening as it could be, there is a lot more info out there that could have been added, but when you read it you can tell morton wanted to go to print asap because he feared the scientology reaction, which is to be understood. i don't remember who it is, but one of us had a van outside their house that freaked them out, and when my book was ordered and delivered it was an odd experience too. i hate to say we're being a little over-reactive, but it's actually plausible with these nuts! anywho, it's a good read, go out and get it
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Deb: I don't think prenups can dictate anything about child custody.
Tom has other ways of keeping Suri. I'm sure he would try to prove her "unfit" in family court if it came down to it. I'm sure they have some family court judges on their payroll or in the "church". Or the $cientos could make her disappear.
I love the way people think it's a paranoid fantasy that the Scientos could kill someone who tried to leave the cult. Do the Italian and Russian mafias kill people who try to leave their organization? Do street gangs kill people who try to leave? Do husbands kill their wives when they try to leave? The $cientos are just another group who control through fear and intimidation, whose primary goal is money, who resort to violence when necessary.
An old twink - eeeewwwwww!
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Hey Dlisters, I am mostly a lurker but I have a Q: has anyone read Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography about Tom Cruise yet? I remember when it first came out there was some discussion here but I can't recall if anyone had actually read it.
I don't understand why she's with tom i mean, its not like being with him is helping her career or anything. she should just divorce him, get some money, and run.
I really can't get over how unhappy and old she looks.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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But on the positive: praise the dark lord Johnny Lee Miller escaped the Jolie saber-toothed 'gina with HIS hotness intact.
I hate this stupid brain dead bitch.
Submitted by dustbunny on July 19, 2008 - 8:24pm.
jeez, he sucked the life force out of her. She looks older than Jonny Lee Miller. How is that possible? He's around a decade older than her!!
Skankalina sucked the hot out of Brad. It happens. Unfortunately, usually not in one so young.
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Her father is a lawyer. How could TC get a prenup past her dad that would give him custody of the child? She is dying before my eyes...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
DAmmit Katie you're nearly 2 years younger than me but I look 18 years old standing next to you, WTF>!>!
Your face!
"oooo THAT SMELL, can't you smell that SMELL?
The smell of death surrounds youuuuuuuu..."
....the song playing while I clicked goes well with this topic, in my always humble opinion.
She looks like an elderly lesbo then she looks like a 15 year old gay boy then she looks like she wants to give Jonny Lee Miller a blow job (all the sucking her teeth bizness does that, and then makes her seem like a elderly bi dyke AGAIN!). All in a few pics, AMAZING!
Your face!
damn...clicked again on the thumbnails -- STILL no sight of chronologically appropriate youth.
I was never a fan of Dawson's Creek either, but she was great in Wonder Boys. Now she's a Stepford Wife, just like Drama Queen pointed out.
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House: "You LIE to them!"
Miller was born in '72, so... He said this about marriage to AJ: "For a while, it was a very intense relationship, very passionate, and you can never regret being involved in something like that. It was sad that it ended, but I wouldn't change a thing about it. Well, except maybe my haircut."
Somewhere in Tennessee, Nicole Kidman is thanking her lucky stars...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
This has probably been mentioned numerous times before but has anyone ever seen Katie in, "Pieces of April"? She was absolutely precious and huggable in that movie.
EPISODE 04- That American Apparel chick is soo getting a yeast infection from those.
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Indeed the mystery
How does one so young look so old? and dress so old? damn.
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jeez, he sucked the life force out of her. She looks older than Jonny Lee Miller. How is that possible? He's around a decade older than her!!============
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
She looks like a Mongoose
In NONE of those pics does she look a day past 45.
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I just watched Disturbing Behavior the other day. So sad what happened to this girl. Shit, she was even a million times cuter in Batman Begins and that was 3 fucking years ago!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by dementa on July 19, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Looking at that top picture, I expect her to lecture us on why Comcast is way too fast for her comfort.
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Looking at that top picture, I expect her to lecture us on why Comcast is way too fast for her comfort.
I think there are plenty of star-struck $ciento boys who would be happy to satisfy Tom and would keep their mouths shut. Cult members are pretty compliant, and cult leaders usually use the recruits as their own personal harem.
I can't think of a single cult leader who wasn't cherrypicking his flock for sexual partners.
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 7:40pm.
She looks like she doesn't think she's good enough.
I thought that very thing the other day when MK posted that pic of them walking on the set. He was gladhanding, & she was walking a pace or 2 behind him (if I remember correctly), head down, sleeve cuffs pulled over her hands. It really bugged me, that even as they held hands, she kept that sleeve there, like she couldn't stand to touch him. (Not that I blame, her, but that's not how a husband & wife should feel about each other.) Plus, it was HER movie, & all the focus was on him.
I don't know if I can call it sad, because if everything I've read about the CO$ is true, she knew what she was getting into, & she signed her life away. It's a real shame -- she used to be so adorable, so girl next door. Now she's like a Stepford Wife, but not the glamorous one -- the B generic model that pops & jerks every now & again.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 7:54pm.
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Yeah, but her frump factor since she met Tommy Girl has gone from 0-60 in one fake pregnancy...I mean, let's face it, Tommy girl is trying to turn her into the closest thing to a boy-toy he can get (Can that god awful haircut get more lesbian/twink fairy? Oh, and it will totally morph into a Zac do...Trust...)...The poster that said "elderly twink" got it right..., but Tommy Girl is still working on it...Well, not literally, I mean he doesn't hit it or anything, cuz EWWWWWWWWW...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
On the bright side, it's a very maintenance-free hairstyle.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
whats awful is that her wardrobe for the show probably came from her personal stash.
side note: i HATE that girl in the purple pants for the american apparel add.