Possibly Sad News

Mini-Me has dropped a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ over his famous sexy time tape. He dropped the lawsuit after they agreed not to market the video of him rubbing his lipstick all over that pony lady's vagina.

His lawyer told The Los Angeles Times, "We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction." SugarDVD must have the permission from Mini-Me and his co-star Ranae Shrider before selling the little blue movie.

Mini-Me's lawyer said he wants to keep the tape private and has no plans to sell. He's saying that now, but something tells me Mini-Me is short on cash, so his own piece of hell will soon be up for sale. I can't fucking wait. I still need to know if Mini-Me is hung like a kitten. He has to be bigger than these dudes (NSFW). Seriously, I've seen clits (DON'T CLICK ON THAT) bigger than those dicks. It's pretty sad when you're able to stick the whole dick in your mouth and toss their salad at the same time.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:37pm.

OK, that was gross. Those guys were freaks of nature those little teeny dicks were just SAD!!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:35pm.

Mini-Me just doesn't want anyone to see he's packing less than a thimble.

And I am glad he's blocking the release, in case I accidentally see it somewhere.

86 midget porn!

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Submitted by spankypants on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:34pm.

My kids are in the room so I'll wait until later to look. Does anyone here like Full Frontal Friday on CDAN?

Submitted by angry mom on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 12:31pm.
SHEEPS!!???
why did you do that?
:D

Submitted by Imnotme on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 1:31pm.
May I submit Chrissy Crocker's firelog?

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Srsly, sheeps. Chrissy is hung like an elephant compared to the guys in the link.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:31pm.

May I submit Chrissy Crocker's firelog?

http://www.infamousceleb.com/files/2007/10/chris-crocker-penis-uncensore...

Submitted by angry mom on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 12:29pm.
MK, this site, his horrific links, you dlister sluts, are literally the funniest part of my day
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Dear God, I hope mini me isn't broke.

Submitted by Imnotme on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by RonPaulLove on July 20, 2008 - 1:26pm.
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING IN MY HOUSE!!! THOSE DICKS ARE SO SMALLLLLLL...SO FUCKING SMALLLLLLLL!!! EWWW!!!

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I know!!! I feel for them but I can't believe it. There was NOTHING. noooo dick... NONE. What the hell?

Submitted by Pernicious on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:29pm.

For the first time in my years at dlisted I will NOT click on the links. I feel queasy enough just from that picture above and teeny weenies remind me of my ex.

Submitted by . on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:29pm.

Submitted by angry mom on July 20, 2008 - 1:25pm.

MK knows we're suckers.

Exactly and he gets by with being the biggest prankster and instead of us getting mad at him we love him even more for it because, in the end...it's all pretty hilarious!

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:28pm.

(DON'T CLICK ON THAT) <- Like THAT would stop us!!

~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥

Submitted by . on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 1:27pm.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 20, 2008 - 1:24pm.

After the Goddess Bunny, I will NEVER click anything in here again

Aunt Bea, you changed avatars. I did a double-take. You like taters too, eh? ;))

Damn. The church of Dlisted is giving my stomach a run for the moula.