The Dark Knight Made A Shit Load Of Cash
The Dark Knight knocked Spider-Man 3 off the top spot for the biggest opening weekend ever. TDK made around $155.3 million this weekend, beating SM3's $151.1 million opening last year. TDK also broke a bunch of other records too. Basically, people are losing it for this movie. Women that aren't even pregnant are going into labor over this shit. It's nuts.
Here's the top 5 movies at the box office this weekend:
1. The Dark Knight - $155.3 million
2. Mamma Mia! - $27.6 million
3. Hancock - $14 million
4. Journey to the Center of the Earth - $11.9 million
5. Hellboy II - $10 million
I skipped seeing TDK after I saw the 3-hour line from hell for it. It was worse than the fucking iPhone line! I opted for the homo fiesta known as Mamma Mia! At least I thought it was going to be a homo fiesta.
Seriously, I thought I was going to get butt fucked by a plethora of glittery gayness. NOT! It didn't even satisfy my homo tooth. It was AWFUL! First of all, it felt like I was watching it in the rec room of a retirement home. Memaws on my left, pepaws on my right. Second of all, Pierce Brosnan should never be allowed to sing ever again. They should have gotten Kermit the Frog to dub his singing voice. It would've sounded better. Even the memaws in the audience were laughing at him! When a memaw laughs at you, it's time to excuse yourself and sit in the nearest corner. Basically, don't pay money for this shit. Buy yourself a cocktail instead. It tastes better and won't leave you thinking bad thoughts about Pierce Brosnan.
And just because, here's some pics of Christian Bale leaving LAX with his family yesterday.
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Hey Christian Bale is a Rabbitohs Fan!!!
I liked Maggie G in Mona Lisa Smile, it has Topher Grace in it. Another reason to see this movie she plays a good bitch.
I vote for Christian Bale Monday!
I've only been in the office 2.5 hours and this day already fucking sucks!
Viva The Bale!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Holy Batballs! Top grossing movie of all time.
Tickets are 10.50 and 11.00 dollars, greedy bastids.
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Yay Christian Bale this morning.
I fucking love this guy.
Anyway, I am going to wait to see TDK. I ain't making 3 hour lines...
and, I KNEW MK would go see Mamma Mia! LMAO
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
I love Christian Bale and I have for so long I am glad to see some pictures of him around. At least he is good looking, talented and has some class and poise unlike the rest of his Hollyweird counterparts. May I add he is looking delicious here and his daughter is one of the cutest little girls I have ever seen.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
hy are military men considered to be more attractive or interesting than men in other professions?
:The neatness of the uniform and the cleanliness of the guy in it is great.
but mostly its the confidence with which soldiers and sailors carry themselves. confident without being cocky. a promise of strength, but not a need to prove how strong they are. they also tend to have a strong sense of honor and family that women, most of whom are nesters by nature, find very attractive.
women like to feel safe and protected....even the most liberal of us...and even if we don't feel unsafe at other times.
Try Uniformedcupid.com to date a military man
For me the movie was a disappointment. I should have gone to see Mama Mia instead. The Dark Knight Sucked.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 21, 2008 - 1:32am.
HI Angel!
She does have a very unique look. Very 1920s with heart-shaped face.
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Oops! I'm only half here. Hi!...I guess...
Something about her is appealing altho I do understand why she takes the piss now and then...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
HI Angel!
She does have a very unique look. Very 1920s with heart-shaped face.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
I happen to like Maggie G.'s big bad fugly, hairy ass! She has the perfect face for a Batman movie. They prolly din't even need to use make-up, so there!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Yowzer Triscuit,
do you not know about my OCD? I am now furiously checking my spelling (intentional) to see what I missed. Typos do NOT count.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
nighty~night guys
**smoootches**
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
WOW, the second time someone has mentioned her name...and both times by you! rofl.
Do you know a loafyer (yes typo but keeping it) who specializes in Ovine harassment?
((G works for me, too. i can't spell her last name either))
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Good night everyone.....see you here tomorrow, same Bat time, same Bat channel....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by Triscuit on July 21, 2008 - 1:15am.
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I before E except after C.
sowwwy.
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 1:20am.
ONT: What made TDK so brilliant was the sultry Maggie G., who played a, umm, female role.
damn it! what did i just say to you?!?! sshhh!!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Deb: Maybe. You're not planning to sue now, are you?
ONT: What made TDK so brilliant was the sultry Maggie G., who played a, umm, female role.
You funny little ovine! remember me I am an Ageist...wasn't that what you called me?
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Shit, Deb, running out of space on my calendar. Shall I put you down as 33, then?
I fucking LOVE you guys!*tear*
GROUP HUG (groping optional and well recieved)
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Easy Day to remember Triscuit....plus I have to pay for my Moving Violation Ticket by that day.....lol
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by Triscuit
aaaw **pinching off a little wheat shred**
32 was a great year for me. I hope yours is half as good. Mine is 8/02
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by Triscuit on July 21, 2008 - 1:10am.
Well Happy Birthday 2 weeks early then, T. You'll still be younger than my hangover.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Triscuit!! I made a note. If it makes you feel any better, Tempest Storm is still older.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 1:10am.
sshhh! lets keep it that way!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 1:00am.
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Just because I want someone to know...my B~Day is August 8.I will be 32.
Boo.
So my b`day will be 8~8~08!!!!
I rock♥
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
After 176 comments, I haven't seen a single post that even mentioned Maggie G. (Maybe I missed it, however.)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 1:00am.
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It's right - that douche is getting married on a Monday.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 1:06am.
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Goodnight, slut! And thanks for all the help ;)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
All right gnite hoze, im going to bed. QC good luck with your wedding crashing ;)
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
QC: double check that date...8/04 is a Monday....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 12:53am.
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Saw it Friday actually (I skipped class and work to see it, lol). It was very good. I'll be seeing it again because the Joker is definitely a feel good kind of character.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC: Got it. Have you seen TDK yet? Your solution is somehow linked to seeing that movie. I hear it's VERY good.
angel_i, some people are so arrogant they believe they are exempt from things like that ever happening to them.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 12:48am.
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It's Aug. 4 so now all I have to do is find out the exact place and time and then systematically destroy the entire day! *evil laugh*
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC: OK, got it. How much time do we have? *cackling and rubbing palms*
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 12:44am.
"Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 10:41pm."
Does it count if he's screwed 2 of the bridesmaids in the past and one of them was her cousin? Because my exes wedding was like that.
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Yeesh. What possesses a woman to marry that guy? I can always get with an asshole but I can't make it very far. Walking away from shit is pretty easy.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
i didn't want to believe it, but everything everyone is saying is TRUE. its SO GOOD.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 12:43am.
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Long story, but let's just say he did something disgusting to me and deserves to get knocked down a couple notches. If he hadn't done what he did, I'd be buying him and the fiance a wedding gift.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
"Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 10:41pm."
Does it count if he's screwed 2 of the bridesmaids in the past and one of them was her cousin? Because my exes wedding was like that.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 12:41am
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I think the only reason he's even marrying the girl is because she's knocked up - I give it six months after the kid's born before he's sticking it in something else. That thought makes me VERY happy indeed :)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC: This is completely out of line, but why? I mean, who cares--he's your ex?
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 21, 2008 - 12:20am.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 12:17am.
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I just thought about it - I'd have to get a guy to do it. Ex would just screw the female wedding crasher.
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Look at that! Something to look forward to! I'm sure there will be other women floating around in his life from time to time - that should be satisfying for you at SOME point!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Dustin Hoffman hasn't been working much. Maybe he can bang on the glass doors?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 12:35am.
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Hmmm.....my aunt would finally be able to use her skankiness for good! I'll give her a call - thanks for the advice!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
TV once I was out at a bar with some of my friends and this girl who was with us - a friend of a friend - I didnt really know her - when we were in the bathroom asked me if I could help her "catch" her bf because she was convinced he was hitting on other girls when she wasnt around. I thought she was a total psycho and steered clear but she ended up leaving early and it turned out she was right....
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 12:34am.
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Well, I can run pretty fast so I don't worry. Plus, I'm an actress - I can put on a convincing performance. Seriously though, next time she's on, get the number and pass it on to me! His wedding needs to be destroyed.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 12:35am.
Or a flamboyant Gay man that is very upset.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
QC: You just need a pregnant floozie to stand up when the priest or rabbi asks, "If anyone knows any reason...?"
Queen I'd be scared lol. But every time she comes on the radio I think to myself "I should really phone in for that number because someday Im gonna run across someone who needs it" and then I never do.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"