Hot Slut Of The Week: Tempest Storm
Birthday: February 29, 1928
Age: 80
Birth Name: Annie Blanche Banks
Original Date of HS of the Day: July 13, 2008
Claim to Fame: American Burlesque and film star! Tempest started doing burlesque in the late 1940s. In the 1950s, she was dubbed "Girl with the Fabulous Front."
Where is she now? She still shakes her shit today, but keeps it classy. You won't see Tempest's elegant ass on a stripper pole.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because Tempest proves that you should never retire the sexy. I'm also going to start campaigning for a feature film version of Tempest's life starring international supermodel and box office star, Phoebe Denise Price! Chicken Cutlets was born to play Tempest. Although, I don't think Tempest has cotty cheese thigh. I'm joking! Neither does Chicken Cutlets!
With hair like that, there must be some serious Fire Crotch downstairs :)
Submitted by madam s. on July 20, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I think they should do the Tempest Storm Lifetime Movie starring Carrot Top.
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For that idea, and that idea alone you should be...no, no,no, you ARE now HBIC @ Lifetime Television for Women...Yeah, done deal. Start filming in the morning...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nice h00ters for 80! Holy moley! Impressive...most impressive.
I think that there's a typo. It should be Annie Blanche Banks acting in PP's life story. It'll take less work for the makeup artists that way.
I think they should do the Tempest Storm Lifetime Movie starring Carrot Top.
What motivates Tempest to carry on decade after decade is the solace she finds knowing she can use her Bedazzler gun to make such form-fitting costumes to accentuate her daredevil burlesque routines.
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This lady is a cool as bitch!! If you can do OLD and SEXY then your spirit is HOT AS FUCK!
We all get old bitches, start now and get some of what she got..... MOOOOOOO
"Because Tempest proves that you should never retire the sexy."
WORDS.TO.LIVE.AND.DIE.BY!
This pic glows in the dark, doesn't it?
Or a black light would make it pop more.
Annie Blanche, hahahahahaha
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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I was just reading about her on the Las Vegas newspaper web site. Hawt ginger memaw could teach today's young skank wannabes a thing or two.
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I'm not weird. I'm gifted.
My grandma is 91, she's also like really in shape, and makes her self young looking, She also dyes her hair red! seems they all dye their hair red, the meemaw's who hate being old!
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Submitted by Rockwell on July 20, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Ok that av is fucking hysterical!=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I'm afraid the carpet does match the drapes: grey, curly, and patchy in spots.
The Breakdown: Ah, yes. I did fail to remember that. HUGE difference there...
The original fire crotch!
Don't go putting ideas into PP's head, MK. Anyways isn't she supposed to play the Joker's daughter in the next Batman movie?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Carrottop's mom looks a little less haggard than he does.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hekki:
are you failing to remember that Debra Messing has the bra mass of a third grader?
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Kind of looks like what Debra Messing might look like in 30 years.
Her shit was boring then.
Her shit is boring now.
Just because she is still alive to wave a feather (seriously, that's what she does) doesn't mean the other girls weren't better.
You can only work so long hanging from chandeliers.
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