Pretty In Pink
I really should've titled this shit "Pretty Fucking Classy in Pink." It's the ravishing CoCo with her pimp at the opening of Wasted Space at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Don't even make the joke that CoCo is the one who is wasted space. Slap a baby bunny rabbit before you do such a thing! She is perfection.
I don't think that's ruching on the back of her dress. CoCo's ass is like a magnet and it's trying to eat that dress. That's probably why she never wears panties. Her ass always ends up eating them. She's like a Maytag dryer.
Ice-T looks like he's all dressed up for The Annual Pimp N' Ho Ball. He's just missing a hat with a pink feather in it and a cane. Pimpto Bismal! And this is seriously the classiest I've ever seen CoCo look. I don't like it.
Luckily, she was back to looking like her elegant self at Ice-T's poolside performance. Remember how I said her ass is a major muncher? The same goes for her chocha. By the end of the day, half of her capris were probably eaten by her coochie. That belt is gone forever. Hungry hungry vagina! She has to feed it a steak dinner every night just to keep it from devouring everything in sight. Damn, she's gorgeous.
Fucking Gorgeousss!!!!!!
How appropriate that it says "wasted space" in the background.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 21, 2008 - 5:08am.
Poor you, it's hard to be different yet always right...right?
Kdraco: I learned "ruching" and "shirring" from this thread. The odds of me ever using them in another sentence aren't good.
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"don't think that's ruching on the back of her dress. CoCo's ass is like a magnet and it's trying to eat that dress"
lmao - this is why I love you MK
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 21, 2008 - 5:08am.
WHAT?
we see that nasty cooter all the time! Your posts rarely make any sense......
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 21, 2008 - 7:08am.
Everyone can sit and rag on her for looking like a black mans wet dream but we never see her coochie anywhere and she is never acting out of line.
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Well, you kinda can see her coochie there in the photos where she's wearing the white shorts...there's just some fabric between it and the outside world.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Damn, look at how tight those pants are! SOMEBODY's got a stinky cooter.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
her ass has so many dents she looks like an auto insurance billboard for hail damage...ewww just why??? -------------------------------------------------
Haaay ya'll! My britney ain't showin' is it?
Pimpto Bismal!!!!
Ohhh, that's a fucking good one!
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 21, 2008 - 12:31am
I'm sure it does hurt. Not to mention how unhygienic it is *pursing lips disapprovingly*
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Now that's something Coco can't do. That material is rather restraining!
They are the modern day "Steve and Edie" LOL
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Wow!! A cameltoe-less outfit from Coco? Ooooh classy.... either that or she is tired of chocha burn from all that friction of wearing such tight pantaloons!!!!
PhaQ Bitch!!!
I love Coco she seems to sweet and friendly. I know her and Ice really love each other and thats all that matters. Everyone can sit and rag on her for looking like a black mans wet dream but we never see her coochie anywhere and she is never acting out of line. Save the hate for the assholes, there are plenty of them.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by MollyJones on July 21, 2008 - 1:12am.
The woman is the furthest thing from the natural female form. She's got rock-hard tit implants, loads of makeup, bleached hair and an unholy cameltoe....
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Hee hee, there's a term I'll ponder for the rest of the day..*an unholy cameltoe". Is there such a thing as a *holy cameltoe*? For example if AJ had a cameltoe, would it be holy?...*googling cameltoe*
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ice-T performing pool side at a hotel? Lucky for him he still got his "acting."
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She looks like an over-inflated pink balloon. That camel toe has got to hurt.
Submitted by MollyJones on July 21, 2008 - 1:12am.
Tessamonet-
Maybe Labiahandles.
The woman is the furthest thing from the natural female form. She's got rock-hard tit implants, loads of makeup, bleached hair and an unholy cameltoe.
Does that mean there is such a thing as a "holy cameltoe"?
lol damn gurl back that ass up
i luv this couple . they are always full of lolz
http://sweettiff4prez.blogspot.com/
Why exactly is she showing off that fat ass? Can't she just pose like normal people do?
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Tessamonet-
Maybe Labiahandles.
The woman is the furthest thing from the natural female form. She's got rock-hard tit implants, loads of makeup, bleached hair and an unholy cameltoe. She is gnarly. Just because she isn't anorexic doesn't make her a positive example for regular girls. Puhleeze...
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Submitted by tessamonet on July 20, 2008 - 9:46pm.
True, but aren't the love handles supposed to be up around the hips?
I think she's one of the healthiest looking women in hollywood. She got meat on her and there's nothing wrong with little bit of love handles. she seriously looks great.
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 21, 2008 - 12:31am
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I'm sure it does hurt. Not to mention how unhygienic it is *pursing lips disapprovingly*
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Go go gadget CoCo camel toe. That actually looks like it hurts.
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... all in pink, all in pink, she made my fingers stink ....
@team valtex...thanks for the bday shout out...*smooches*
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 20, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Happy Birthday!!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Thank you Sandbitch for the clarification. Guess it's just a cameltoe, afterall?
coco and jodie marsh all in one day? my bday was yesterday, but the presents and the yeast infections keep coming...yay!
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 20, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Her cooch must smell like fermenting bread dough.
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...with some 10 day old tuna salad on the side...the scent of elegance and class....*breathing in deeply...retching furiously...*...Er, I guess I need my "elegance and class" with a little Fabreeeze...and a gas mask...*cough, cough, wheeeze*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her cooch must smell like fermenting bread dough.
OMG, a pink nightmare. My eyes!!!
LMAO at "Pimpto Bismal"!
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I love twinks! ;)
She's starting to look like Linda Hogan.
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Moose knuckle: a camel toe on steroids, usually found on obese women.
Yep, Sandbitch, bigger and meatier, indeed!
er, there is nothing tight on this slag...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Jane, it's a camel toe, but bigger, meatier, visible even through heavier fabric, like denim.
I'm with MK -- this is, seriously, the classiest I've ever seen Coco. And now I have to go drink bleach.
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What's a moose knuckle? Is it appropriate for Coco? Who's the lucky bastard that gets to pick up her spooged-upon, peeled-off white shorts from the floor? Cause you know that funk is laying on a bathroom floor somewhere? Nasty.
Submitted by Noelegy on July 20, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Pink and puckered: an anus in dress form.
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Ha! Yeah, I don't think CoCo's asshole can pucker anymore. I'll bet that shit's lax as a old Mormon woman's pussy! Her ass implants are probably the only thing that keep her from shitting herself.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pink and puckered: an anus in dress form.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by mike on July 20, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by boomsy on July 20, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Man, her gynecologist must shudder everytime she walks into the office; imagine the things that have been trapped in her neverending cameltoe?
Yes, he shudders, then grabs his miner's hat and gets to work
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by jalynne on July 20, 2008 - 3:57pm.
She needs to take that dented up body to Maaco for some major headlight and taillight repair.
hahahahahaha. And filler.
She needs to take that dented up body to Maaco for some major headlight and taillight repair.
That ass looks like someone took the dentures out of it. And it is gumming oatmeal.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Madam S,
I thought slagtights were all at the Lohan Boutique.
Sheeps,
You took up spelunking to reseach birth control?
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
It was People, madam
Paris was on page 33
Lohan was on 42
Kate Hudson was on page 9
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I'm not so sure I "granted" the "toilet brush" as suggested a golden scepter,
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ONT: I think Ice is hot too, somehow. That suit. He is the definition of American for me in my early years. My parents had two American friends - One was a huge black Texan who seemed to always be wearing an all-white rancher suit with a big white cowboy hat and the other was a full-on flannel wearing bull-dyke from Chicago with this crazy accent...instead of "stop" she'd say "stap". Distinctive, you know?
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