Pretty In Pink
I really should've titled this shit "Pretty Fucking Classy in Pink." It's the ravishing CoCo with her pimp at the opening of Wasted Space at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Don't even make the joke that CoCo is the one who is wasted space. Slap a baby bunny rabbit before you do such a thing! She is perfection.
I don't think that's ruching on the back of her dress. CoCo's ass is like a magnet and it's trying to eat that dress. That's probably why she never wears panties. Her ass always ends up eating them. She's like a Maytag dryer.
Ice-T looks like he's all dressed up for The Annual Pimp N' Ho Ball. He's just missing a hat with a pink feather in it and a cane. Pimpto Bismal! And this is seriously the classiest I've ever seen CoCo look. I don't like it.
Luckily, she was back to looking like her elegant self at Ice-T's poolside performance. Remember how I said her ass is a major muncher? The same goes for her chocha. By the end of the day, half of her capris were probably eaten by her coochie. That belt is gone forever. Hungry hungry vagina! She has to feed it a steak dinner every night just to keep it from devouring everything in sight. Damn, she's gorgeous.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 20, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Why do you think I took up spelunking?
Sheeps,
I hear there are more cavernous regions growing slagtites in L.A. than in anywhere else in the world. I think I saw it on a David Attenborough special. Or in People Magazine.
Submitted by madam s. on July 20, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Her gyno just uses the mnemonic aid "slag-tights."
It's a fine day when a bitch looks so bad, that we can overlook a dumb cock in pink.
Her body is deformed almost. She's got legs like midgets do, but they're full length. All bloated and round and fat. It's hideous when she encases those sausages in pants. It isn't as obvious in a dress or skirt.
Ahhaha mike,
Um. In school I remembered the difference between stalagtites and stalagmites by thinking "stalagtites hold tight to the ceiling".
I don't know how Coco's gynecologist remembers.
euuuww, you guys!
lmao
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The Descent II: Coco's Netherworld
I forget, did he report stalagtites or stalagmites in the intermost reaches of the cavity? I can never keep those two straight.
Well, Mike, after he's put on his leather wiring gloves and gotten an oyster shucker.
Submitted by boomsy on July 20, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Man, her gynecologist must shudder everytime she walks into the office; imagine the things that have been trapped in her neverending cameltoe?
Yes, he shudders, then grabs his miner's hat and gets to work.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I'm not so sure I "granted" the "toilet brush" as suggested a golden scepter, but you're welcome in all events. Oh, those were happy days on DL, when Britney ran barefoot, airy and free.... *sniff*
Man, her gynecologist must shudder everytime she walks into the office; imagine the things that have been trapped in her neverending cameltoe?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
lmao it's like a maytag dryer!
MK don't say panties
save a heart, break a penis.
MK I love your humour. It totally makes my day...Its the first thing I check when I stumble out of bed in the morning and Its the last thing I check before blacking out @ nights :)
With that said- I think Coco and Ice are my hands down most favorite Hollyhood couple!They are EVERYTHNG I would want my image to be if I were a famous couple in Hollywood. See, this is where Brit and K-Fed went wrong. They didnt embrace their inner ghetto and own it- churning it into solid-gold. Coco & Ice are a solid-ghetto-gold four finger ring! A force too be reckoned with!
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Submitted by madam s. on July 20, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Isn't "ruching" French for "butt ripples"?
*slapping forehead* Je suis tres sorry.
Once when I was little and leaving my grandmother's I had an upset stomach so she gave me Peptol Bismol (sp? I still don't really know what that stuff is). So I then proceeded to projectile barf pink ALL OVER my parents' car when they picked me up. Ironically it did look like these photos.
new post please! I can't look at this woman for the rest of the day!
pleeeeeeeeease!
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
I'm mesmerized by her ass. I can't help but look.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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and O yeah, Sheeps - I just remembered that it was you who granted Britney the Golden Toilet Brush. Thanks for that:)
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You know - all the shapes that these women try to make themselves...well there are women who are shaped like this...like naturally. Where the hell are those women, anyway?
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Miss American Dream.
Sheeps,
Isn't "ruching" French for "butt ripples"?
Madam, I'm afraid those are butt-ripples, not ruching.
The ruching down her butt crack on the pink dress is priceless. They should give out degrees for skanky trashiness so that Coco can finally get her doctorate.
Submitted by jussayin on July 20, 2008 - 5:15pm.
weave looks better than Britney's though....
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valid point, but even the wino tranny outside my local 7-11 rocks a healthier weave than Brithick's
Boomsy, I think anyone else would be embarassed to be seen with her on their arm
in that main picture, she actually looks really pretty from the elbows up.
"Pimpto Bismal"! LOL!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
You know, it's amazing these two have been together so long; I'm sure they're setting some sort of Holloywood record.
I was just about to hand it to Coco for not having cameltoe, but she's a girl who is consistant if nothing else. May God have mercy on her crotch.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
CoCo was able to use the excess material from her camel toe abuse to design a form-fitting dress.
Camel toe & cootage (typo, but I'm keeping it) cheese - together again.
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weave looks better than Britney's though....
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Gah! Her snatch must be used to that kind of abuse. That kind of camel should be hereinafter renamed to Coco-toe. Beyond mere camel.
That must hurt...
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oh my, that's the worst camel toe I have EVER seen. It's like, OMG! It must HURT to have that much denim up there?! geesh.
Those white short are 5 sizes too small for her. She must get an award for the biggers camel toe ever.
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She could probably just buy some body paint and paint her pants on. That would save her some closet space and no one would be the wiser.
She has pretty eyes and face, but her ass and boobs make her look lika a comic book character
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Coco's camel toe is circa 1978!
I came across "E! True Hollywood Story: Rockstar Wives & Girlfriends" by accident, much like Hekki & Mike stumbled upon Showtime anytime after 8:30 PM.
Just teasing:)
Anyways, Coco said that when she first met Ice T, and told her that he was a gangster rapper, she said, "I don't even know what a gangster rapper is!"
I won't even go into it.
What's understood doesn't have to be explained.
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That is an astonishing example of camel toe.
Just another twat who thinks her pussy is gold-plated. I swear there must be a clone shop around to make these dumb bitches look all the same. Only a dbag like Ice-T would find this skank attractive.
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CoCo should petition Lloyd's of London to insure her camel toe trap folds for $1 million.
She's good for it!
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angel_i:
I like my coffee in every shade, but I think Kendra likes 'tea'.
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this is my favorite skank whore by far on here -- even favoriter than the ethereal Shauna Sands, didn't think that would ever happen -- BUT my pussy winced and cried looking at that capris crotch just KNIFING into that cooch OUCH
gross.
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Her shorts just look straight-up painful!
her poor cooch must burn; something always wedged up there :(
Submitted by Hekki on July 20, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by . : "Since when did cellulite come back? I'm sooooo skipping my work-outs now and loading up on my butter, bacon and cheese!"
By CHANCE, I happened upon one of those horrible soft-core porn movies on Showtime...
Sure, sure :)
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 20, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Is shirring the same as ruching?
Submitted by . : "Since when did cellulite come back? I'm sooooo skipping my work-outs now and loading up on my butter, bacon and cheese!"
By CHANCE, I happened upon one of those horrible soft-core porn movies on Showtime last night. I was quite heartened to see that each of the "actresses" had a slight pooch of a tummy and visible cellulite and that less-than-taut skin that happens in your early 40s before it starts to really be *saggy*. I don't know why it made me feel better, but it DID.