Sunday, July 20th 2008

Pretty In Pink

I really should've titled this shit "Pretty Fucking Classy in Pink." It's the ravishing CoCo with her pimp at the opening of Wasted Space at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Don't even make the joke that CoCo is the one who is wasted space. Slap a baby bunny rabbit before you do such a thing! She is perfection.

I don't think that's ruching on the back of her dress. CoCo's ass is like a magnet and it's trying to eat that dress. That's probably why she never wears panties. Her ass always ends up eating them. She's like a Maytag dryer.

Ice-T looks like he's all dressed up for The Annual Pimp N' Ho Ball. He's just missing a hat with a pink feather in it and a cane. Pimpto Bismal! And this is seriously the classiest I've ever seen CoCo look. I don't like it.

Luckily, she was back to looking like her elegant self at Ice-T's poolside performance. Remember how I said her ass is a major muncher? The same goes for her chocha. By the end of the day, half of her capris were probably eaten by her coochie. That belt is gone forever. Hungry hungry vagina! She has to feed it a steak dinner every night just to keep it from devouring everything in sight. Damn, she's gorgeous.

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Posted by: Michael K


Green Is Good's picture

Coco, nobody wants to see your snatchal region. Seriously cover that shit up. That's one of Emily Post's rules. No public displays of your snatch.

parissucksliterally's picture

eeeuuuuwwww..."."

saddlebags are nasty! I don't care who makes them fashionable, I'll never join in!

same with high waisted dork pants....

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marijuanalaw's picture

Now that I know saddle bags are sexy I'm also adding a ten hour couch sit-down to my repertoire. Wish me luck! I'll get back to you all with my results.

joe shmoe's picture

Each boob is bigger than her head. Does that seem strange to you? Also that shirring hugging her bum crack is genius.

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Sandbitch's picture

Coco is obviously circumcised.

Mawy's picture

This bitch must get the most raging, lumpy yeast infections. Sorry for the visual, guys. hehe.
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Alltheprettyones's picture

Jesus Christ. The hideousness of this ho makes my eyes water and burn.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 3:55pm.

PP brought cellulite back, and others are jumping on the bandwagon....

C'mon now, PSL. I know you meant to type, "LardWagon"...admeet eeeet!

dustbunny's picture

Ouch those pants are cutting into her coochie.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 20, 2008 - 3:52pm.
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Hey now! I agree that Coco would beat Kendra in a Ho battle, "hands down, legs spread" (who said that? I betcha Sheepsy knows;), but Kendra LOVES COCK, ok?

It's just that she happens to like her coffee black:)

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 3:55pm
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Well at least she's done something worthwhile for humanity. I can't quite take in Coco's gorgeousness because I'm blinded by Ice-T..yowza

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parissucksliterally's picture

PP brought cellulite back, and others are jumping on the bandwagon....

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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"

Since when did cellulite come back? I'm sooooo skipping my work-outs now and loading up on my butter, bacon and cheese!

TheBreakdown's picture

candlejack:

just a bit of cock-slapping of late, but she'll heal just fine.

And don't talk about Coco. She looks better than those Hefner heifers.

And we KNOW Coco likes cock.

Got that, Kendra?

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TexnDoc's picture

Probably when Paris Hilton looks in her mirror, this is what she sees back. Both are freakishly oversized, just in different body parts.

moonkween's picture

lookin' at her in those capris makes my girly parts hurt. ouch!

Coco Camel.

candlejack's picture

Her face looks less beat lately. I wonder what she's been doing to it.

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Submitted by paris herpes on July 20, 2008 - 3:41pm.

Whoa, that camel toe was INSANE! Her meat curtains must be throbbing!

Camel toe? That's a giraffe toe.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 20, 2008 - 3:37pm.

Less is whore!
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AH HA hahahahahahahahaha!

But wait - what are you talking about? O! Her clothes! Cuz the same certainly can't be said for her body.

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paris herpes's picture

Whoa, that camel toe was INSANE! Her meat curtains must be throbbing!

Your face!

laurensav35's picture

coco always makes me feel better about myself.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 20, 2008 - 3:36pm.

yep! I do always love your pics of the brad! he maybe acting like a complete douch these days, but I'd still hit it, always!

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angel_i's picture

Lalalala Lalalala...i'm skipping through the lovely Coco pics...Lalalala Lalal HOLY. FUCKING. CAMEL TOE. BATMAN!!!! Camon!
That's gotta hurt, right?

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TheBreakdown's picture

Less is whore!

love Coco.

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peaches on July 20, 2008 - 3:34pm

Today's you Birthday?
Happy Birthday Hwore!!!

*mine's Friday, three day weekend!*

On T: I love this wench and Ice T as a couple. No I don't know why, I just do.

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girl_cheese's picture

I have a feeling that this is her life's ambition here. Just like not everyone can have a big ass, not everyone can be smart, either. I almost feel sad. I'll have to see what else M.K. is up to today ...

Rockwell's picture

Wow, that’s not just camel toe, but more like moose knuckle territory. I can’t imagine what those capris smelled like at the end of the day. Methinks she has some serious meat curtains.

peaches's picture

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is best b-day present D-listed can give Me!!!!! God I always find the demure, elegant CoCo to be a breath of fresh air from Brangelina!!!!

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peaches's picture

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is best b-day present D-listed can give Me!!!!! God I always find the demure, elegant CoCo to be a breath of fresh air from Brangelina!!!!

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paris herpes's picture

Sometimes those female body parts just end up eating clothes. In her case, why bother? She should just walk around naked. I'm sure Ice-T and everyone else wouldn't be surprised AT ALL! And hey it would be done up all with CLASS!

Your face!

parissucksliterally's picture

It is my dream to one day be as demure as Coco...

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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
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