Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon
When I grow up I want to be Jodie Marsh. Not only is she the epitome of grace and sophistication, but she is also a true fashion icon. Who else could pull off this stunning ensemble? Well, probably a $5 day-shift tranny hooker, but that's besides the point!
If the CDC ever lets her into America, she should come and show the whores here how it's really done. I'm almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge.
Here's more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I'm surprised they aren't going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I'd totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting into a fresh jalapeno, but I like to live on the wild side.
Who...is this...woman?
Weave and beave: Jodie's party companion Chantelle:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/celeb-photo-gallery/3760/none-photos/1.ht...
That's just gross...
Does she, do people really think she is pretty???
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Are you kidding me?????
The man in the red t-last thumbnail looks like he's going to puke. So am I---over her massive cottage cheese thighs. Can I have some strawberries with that. Sorry-it's only being served with orange skin. Damn.
Well that is the way the dress was supposed to look before Jodie hacked it into a hooker uniform. It looks like one of my good dresses the not too bright boyfriend accidently threw in with his clothes and got shredded by the spindle.
real rain on July 21, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Who else could pull off this ensemble? Try Keira Knightley...
Who else could pull off this ensemble? Try Keira Knightley...
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/keira-knightley-pirates-of-the-c...
Can I say 1 thing about the day-shift hooker comments? Day shift are usually better looking, better dressed and make more money and the night shift girls are usually the ones who deal with drunks, groups and midight losers..so they ugly.
I'm just sayin'
Is it just me or does her face kinda look like Carnie Wilson in this picture?
Fake tits are disgusting. Seriously.
EW!
EW!
EW!
That last thumbnail is hilarious
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She used to have decent boobs before, yet they went a big saggy and lopsided. They were big, but these are huge. Also her nose was ok before, the end went weird after a nose job when she was really young like 16? 17? I still don't know why she doesn't have her nose rectified.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 21, 2008 - 12:44pm
Lol, thanks for clearing that up!
annobanano:
those tent titties are supposed to draw attention AWAY from the other not so fortunate areas, but her barely there skank-skirt reduces that chance as well.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Does this piece of Eurotrash think this looks good, elegant, or sexy?
Let have a skank beauty contest with the following contestants:
1. Shauna Sand
2. Jodie Marsh
3. Jordan/Katie Price or whatever the fuck she is callig her slutty self these days
4. Phoebe Price
5. Tiffany Pollard/I Love NY the trannie
6. Coco-Ice T's lovely hooker wife
7. One of the many bleach blonde skans from "Rock of Love"
NOW THAT IS A BEAUTY CONTEST!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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What is the point in spending all that money on your tits (which look preposterous)and the rest of your body is not is shape. And before anyone starts yelling, I'm not saying she is fat, just no muscle tone whatsoever.
someone put the trash out.
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I just don't understand how anyone could walk out looking like this?
She just can't cut it into skankworld, she needs to give it up now she's just not hot.
That's just tacky Monet.
From a distance, it might look great to touch it (or piss on it - whatever suits your fancy!), but up close and personal?
If I wanted to fuck TupperWare, I'd open my kitchen cabinets!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
It truly boggles my mind to know that some men find this to be the epitome of sexy. Gross.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 11:58am.
damn Limeys!.. kidding, kidding!LOL!... i wish you a good lunch, and a good day!
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Lol! - Thanks. Have a good night ESE!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
What is it about fake tits that makes women want to show them to the world? Making sure they get their money's worth? Sad clowns!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 6:54am.
damn Limeys!.. kidding, kidding!LOL!... i wish you a good lunch, and a good day!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
why do you always show up when i'm going to sleep?!?!
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Nasty habbit, I know!
Sleep??? Its luchtime here!!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Where the hell is Pete Burns? How come he hasn't been Hawt Bitch of the Day/Week/Month yet?!
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 6:48am.
why do you always show up when i'm going to sleep?!?!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
She paid too much for those fun bags to hide them.
@ PSL - Yay!! I adore Stripped, I still listen to it on a daily basis! *crossing fingers* I really hope her new album comes out late this year! Dying to her new music from her - and see a new look!!
@ - ((hugs back)) *pokes* Oi! No crying, young lady!
On topic - Jodie being intreviewed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt1i9rJHRXs
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 21, 2008 - 6:33am.
oh, for the love of (insert deity of your choice here) don't give her ideas!...
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Jodie needs to stop dickin' around and stop denying her true calling:
PORN
She's already about 2 blow jobs behind!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Robertoooo on July 21, 2008 - 6:01am.
Anyone that hates this look is a bitter bitch. This skank looks BUILT for fucking, so hot!!!
can she recite the alphabet?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Anyone that hates this look is a bitter bitch. This skank looks BUILT for fucking, so hot!!!
Have you read Jodie Marsh wikipedia bio? It says her former fiancé dumped because of her poor personal hygiene. So disgusting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Marsh#Personal_life
She is one of the classier "Essex girls"
;)
Submitted by KT on July 21, 2008 - 3:04am.
got a feeling her mirror went runnin' a long time ago
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg.. how can this trash look in the mirror and actually think she looks good? this is hilarious!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by Sensimina on July 21, 2008 - 1:59am.
careful with the messiah squeezing, that seems to piss people off!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
talk about disgusting. she looks like a straight up bimbo
http://sweettiff4prez.blogspot.com/
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 20, 2008 - 10:04pm
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Do you really think the dumb Ho can add?
This reminds me of something that a friend emailed me.
http://www.artkitchen.com/Animation/BoobsALotFlash.html
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
i am listening to the cranberries, i forgot how good i thought they were, not that you hguys care becaus it's not liek i squeezed a couple of messiahs out my vadgehole recently :(
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Sensimina on July 21, 2008 - 1:53am.
you are definitely a trooper, Sensimina!... have a drink on me!LOL!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
im motivated enough to turn to my siede and log on to dlisted to talk to you whores, too. that is true internet looove
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Sensimina on July 21, 2008 - 1:46am.
Submitted by Sensimina on July 21, 2008 - 1:45am.
oh yeah, been there!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
my bad,m i WANT to pee on the couch, badly
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
i'm really drunk andd dont want to pee on the couch because thats awhere i was put and im too lazy to kmove but im motivated enhough not to piss on myself
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by paris herpes on July 21, 2008 - 1:08am.
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I love your siggy.
I say that shit to my children,like I will say "Your Momma's face"
They just look at me all confused for a second.
LoL!
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
She DOES have muffin top, this entire ensemble is a big no-no! Aside from the small layer of cellulite, I'm not sure who this bitch think she is! But she's not Posh, and there's no way Posh would be this slutty EVER!
Your face!
She likes orgies but she's only had sex with about 20 men? Does she keep inviting the same men to her orgies or what? Maybe she means 20 men in one night.
Essex girl Jodie Marsh claims 'I'm not a tart, i just like stripping and having orgies, and i've only had sex with about 20 men, well they were the good ones'
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Are you effin serious?
WoW! That is one major whore!
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
hobags everywhere are protesting your statement. More like gutter slime.
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