Sunday, July 20th 2008

Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon

When I grow up I want to be Jodie Marsh. Not only is she the epitome of grace and sophistication, but she is also a true fashion icon. Who else could pull off this stunning ensemble? Well, probably a $5 day-shift tranny hooker, but that's besides the point!

If the CDC ever lets her into America, she should come and show the whores here how it's really done. I'm almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge.

Here's more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I'm surprised they aren't going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I'd totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting into a fresh jalapeno, but I like to live on the wild side.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 12:33am.
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Hmmmmm *scratching head*..I agree she's not a tart. *Tarts* are naughty and sweet..Jodie is more giant tasteless HObag.

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Manimal5's picture

Why doesn't she just go out completely naked?
Pasties and a cork?

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angel_i's picture

She CAN speak!

Essex girl Jodie Marsh claims 'I'm not a tart, i just like stripping and having orgies, and i've only had sex with about 20 men, well they were the good ones'

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

joe shmoe's picture

Can she speak? I'd be curious to know what she has to say for herself and her ummm eclectic style..

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons

dreamhypnotique's picture

I wish there were some way to legally prosecute her for raping my eyes.

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joe shmoe's picture

The last thumbnail says it all; Look at the guy's face behind her..he's rearing back in horror..kind of like you do when you come across a squashed skunk on the road..

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons

damn she is a raggedy bitch

Alltheprettyones's picture

Is there some sort of secret government skank breeeding program? Everyday there is a new one to terrorize our eyes.

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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...

Well, I give up hope on MK posting anything new.

Have a great tomorrow, everyone. I'm outtaaaaaaaaa here.

chola loca's picture

She's like a fuglier, faker-titted Britney from Britain!

Kandykane's picture

What a flabby, saggy, out of shape, cellulite ridden, dick nosed whore. I hate it when aging women try to validate their "sexiness" in such obvious and desperate ways. Jodie needs to get those not-so-fun bags surgically deflated and her nose surgically altered to not look so much like dick.

DebFrmHell's picture

Sadness is knowing you can even wiggle a dick with sprinkles on it to get something besides Jodie.

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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 11:09pm.

Dot,
Step away form the QVC...lol.

Seriously! lol! I'm in debt enough but damn...those bitches are GOOD. :))

MK, pleaseeeeeeee post something positive before you turn in. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee wiff sugar and a giant dick on top!

Aunt Bea's picture

She looks like a pigfaced woman. Oink

DebFrmHell's picture

Dot,
Step away form the QVC...lol.

I am on BIO but going to I D. Maybe a mass murder will cheer me up.

Totally OT: I could start with Jodie Marsh

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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.

ocd can be good's picture

Just the girl I'd cast in a remake of "Breakfast at Tiffany's".

tonicbitch's picture

"Submitted by tonicbitch on July 20, 2008 - 10:47pm.

What? You don't like TRAMPolines? Bouncy, bouncy fun, fun, fun!"
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Oh sure its all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 10:56pm.

Hi Deb,
Looks like Titanic Tits is it for tonight. There's nothing like having built-in flotation devices.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 10:56pm.

Deb, no shit! I've actually got "QVC" on in the background. I'm feeling a lil' desperate. I'm screwed! This is day/night three on my lonesome. Fam comes home tomorrow. I've been a basket case and this ugly, boob-jobbed whore is NOT helping!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Jiminy Jesus On A Pop Tart.....
She must be out calls only.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

DebFrmHell's picture

I must have clicked on my DListed bookmark 15 times in hopoes that MK will show some mercy and put on one more post. I would even go with a Brangie story by now. And that my friends is the voice of desperation...

Is it almost 9AM EST yet?

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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.

Submitted by tonicbitch on July 20, 2008 - 10:47pm.

. thats nothing, imagine waking up to her with no clothes on.

What? You don't like TRAMPolines? Bouncy, bouncy fun, fun, fun!

Sorry. I think I just crossed a line.

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girl_cheese's picture

Obviously, Coco's not the only one challenged by cottage cheese thighs. To find a woman of this caliber in your town, drive out to the train tracks after sundown (the dark works in her favor). Meanwhile, her insurance salesman bf has got it going on.

parissucksliterally's picture

DAE, you got it sweetie...I will never put "her" in the same sentence as Xtina again..... btw, I love Xtina- Stripped is such a great CD- there are so many songs I love on it....

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Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 10:39pm.
LOL! The look on the red t-shirt guy's face in the last pic says it all. LOL

Yeah, he's the WTF guy. LOl

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tonicbitch's picture

. thats nothing, imagine waking up to her with no clothes on.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Can you imagine waking up to this woman with no make-up on? Talk about a rude awakening!

angel_i's picture

@modianos: LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 9:39pm.
LOL! The look on the red t-shirt guy's face in the last pic says it all. LOL!

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angel_i's picture

Haha! Or the white t-shirt guy in the second last!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

angel_i's picture

LOL! The look on the red t-shirt guy's face in the last pic says it all. LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 10:30pm.

lol! Rub a little Neosporin ointment on that ho and ya got yourself a right nice Ace Bandage!

angel_i's picture

Also - altho she looks like shit, I'm putting Jodie on the "good" plastic surgery list.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

modianos's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Okay, who blinged out the duct tape...?

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dont you know when somethings been bedazzzzzeled? im tellin MK on you!!! no, i wont. hed be way too disappointed :)
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paris herpes's picture

Slut-o-rama! Why in the world does she even bother to wear clothes if she's practically naked here and showing off those fake ass melons of hers! TRAMP TRANNY!

Your face!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by dustbunny on July 20, 2008 - 10:13pm.

Jodie's infamous belt 'outfit'

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/jodie-marsh/img_...

classes, vile pig.

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That link is broke for me...I had to know:
http://foreveramber.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/07/jodiemar...

I also found this funny quote:
Essex girl Jodie Marsh claims 'I'm not a tart, i just like stripping and having orgies, and i've only had sex with about 20 men, well they were the good ones'

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Manimal5's picture

Is this style called early Roman? She kinda looks like Shitney on steroids with big gazongas.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Okay, who blinged out the duct tape...?

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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.

I'm thinking she may have rented her date, who may not be 100% straight.

Jack Handy's picture

She makes Shauna Sand look like a dog.

I'd be happy to hit that shit.

Deb's picture

I know it's utterly ridiculous to pick out this one point of style, but that everyday black purse does not go with whatever it is she's wearing.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Nikki Lamb's picture

Ugh, you should never wear a dress like that if you have Muffin Top and cellulite.

dustbunny's picture

Jodie's infamous belt 'outfit'

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/jodie-marsh/img_...

classes, vile pig.
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She has a different set of boobs in the picture. Do I dare say they may be au naturale?

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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

tonicbitch's picture

Her dress is trying to run away.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

angel_i's picture

Submitted by peaches on July 20, 2008 - 9:58pm.

How does a dress like that not slip off big tits? is it cause there fake? Gotta admit, I like her new hairstyle.
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Titty glue:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

peaches's picture

How does a dress like that not slip off big tits? is it cause there fake? Gotta admit, I like her new hairstyle.

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Deb's picture

Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Deb, I thought that was a ski-jump but you're right, definitely some 'phallic' going on there!

Right?! It looks the surgeon stopped half-way through the nose-job.

My question is, if doing all this stuff to herslf has made Jodie feel better about herself, what the fuck did she look like before?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"