Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon
When I grow up I want to be Jodie Marsh. Not only is she the epitome of grace and sophistication, but she is also a true fashion icon. Who else could pull off this stunning ensemble? Well, probably a $5 day-shift tranny hooker, but that's besides the point!
If the CDC ever lets her into America, she should come and show the whores here how it's really done. I'm almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge.
Here's more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I'm surprised they aren't going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I'd totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting into a fresh jalapeno, but I like to live on the wild side.
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Submitted by . on July 21, 2008 - 2:49am.
DAE, you are so damned cute (((HUG)))!
I wish I had something nice to say about this woman but...nope. :\
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Your soo sweet! ((hugs back))
There is nothing postive to say about her. So don't sweat it. I once met Jodie (sort off, she was standing on the other side of the street) and said (so she could hear of course) that I wished her mother had abortied her and that she had actually gone through with her suicide attempt.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 2:33am.
No way! Is that really her? Her face looks totally different!
But I see that could have everything to do with the lipliner mustachio she's rocking up in there.
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Yeah it really is. This was before the nose job (& whatever else she's had done to her face)
@ Edit - @ Sheeps - How'd you type that while keeping a staright face?! lol ;0)
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by Leatherette on July 20, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Awwwwww mannnnnnnn! You didn't just go there!
oh forgot one more thing -- MMM tuna casserole done right is HEAVEN btw! anyhey: What is UP with the navels/BELLY BUTTONS on all these barrel-bottom whores??? They all have STRETCHED OUT belly buttons, like dicks all been in there poki-- oh nevermind, answered my own question..
Submitted by Deb on July 20, 2008 - 9:46pm.
And the dick-nose has to go.
Deb, I thought that was a ski-jump but you're right, definitely some 'phallic' going on there!
DAE, you are so damned cute (((HUG)))!
I wish I had something nice to say about this woman but...nope. :\
I love the expression on the face of the guy in the red t-shirt in the last pic. He looks like he got a whiff of Jodie's not-so-fresh womanhood.
And the dick-nose has to go.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
@ lizardo911 - Jodie was "discovered" on a UK doucoumentry about Essex girls (Essex girls have a rep for being dumb blondes - most people in the UK want to stear clear of them & even girls from Essex don't like admitting they're from Essex) anyway, she then showed up at a FHM event wearing the belt "outfit" and she suddenly became known as a "model". She made it clear from the start she thought she was better than Jordan & gets upset when people say Jordan is better ('tis true too). Oh and she got married on live TV last year, only to get divorced six months later (to prove she loved the guy she signed over her house to him & now risks losing it)
@PSL - That's what throwing up does for you!
Please dont put Christina & Jodie in the same sentance. Christina has more class & talented than thus worthless tramp does in her whole body. On the subject of Christina's make up obsessed, she said in 2006 that it was partly her new image for the album B2B (I have the quotes if your intrested)
@ Dot - He just seems to fit in so well as one of the girls - I forget he's actually a dude! (Not a insult Sheeps!! it's a good thing!!)
Well, credit where's due I suppose - the pic could've been worse - she could have had her legs open for a start...
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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Yeah! Whatever happened to just a pair of kneepads! I mean really. *eye roll* lol
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Who is this bitch? All she is is big saggy tits, eye shadow, and cellulite-ridden legs. And that is the most hideous teddy worn as a dress! OMG! And that chick in the pink blouse is so after her... Who is this bitch? And she has one big snaggle-tooth smile. I bet the coochie is totally flea-ridden. This ain't pretty at all... It is deeply disturbing...
Submitted by Karma Police on July 20, 2008 - 8:23pm
A quote from Ms. Jodie about her breasts:
"I had got to a point where I wanted to keep my push up bra on in the bedroom! I 100 per cent made the decision to undergo surgery for myself, and I didn't take the decision lightly.
"After a really difficult last year I wanted to do something that would make me feel good about myself and bring my confidence levels back up.
"The only criticism I have is one with myself and that is that I wish I'd had them done years ago so that I might have felt this amazing for all that time!"
Jodie admitted that she felt pressure to keep up with celebrities who favour a nip and tuck.
She added: "There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn't really feel like mine were good enough.
"I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren't nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lie down."
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 20, 2008 - 6:16pm.
(Jodie, ah, 'modelling' naked)
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No way! Is that really her? Her face looks totally different!
But I see that could have everything to do with the lipliner mustachio she's rocking up in there.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 20, 2008 - 6:16pm.
(Jodie, ah, 'modelling' naked)
http://www.dailyniner.com/images/jodiemarsh/jmt1.jpg
Understated perfection.
Why even bother with the clothing anymore? I don't get it - it just seems like a wasted of valuable ho-time. I mean with the spray tan and the waxing and the weaves and the make-up...And then the struggling with camel toe croth rot and all that unnecessary fabric flying up in your face when your tryna suck some cock in the parking lot... you know, I betcha those hos are thinking the same thing. Lighten up, USA! Clothing is SO yesterday. Give Hos back their ho-time!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Karma Police on July 20, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Doesn't she claim her boobs are real?
KP, You mean....... Real expensive?
I have no idea.
Doesn't she claim her boobs are real?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 20, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Those are the official breast implants of the NBA.
hahahahaha
Thank you, PSL. I'd have never guessed it was that one! *smacks self*
It was "Toxic"
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 20, 2008 - 9:16pm.
LOL! Yep. Sheeps is 100% dude.
I clicked...that wasn't an overly horrid picture (looks like her boobs were real back then but the make-up...)...oddly enough...those body sparkle things remind me of a Britney Spears vid? Can anyone help an old hag out? I can't for the life of me remember which Spears vid that was where she was covered in nothing but sparklies.
well DAE she was thinner then, that's for sure...
why do these women paint on so much gunk?
This one, Xtina, Kin Kardashian......crazy amounts of makeup.
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by . on July 21, 2008 - 1:17am.
I keep forgetting Sheeps is a guy! The likes of Paris & Unfitney show less than that slapper. At least we haven't seen them naked yet.
(Jodie, ah, 'modelling' naked)
http://www.dailyniner.com/images/jodiemarsh/jmt1.jpg
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
I think the cans were installed to distract from her face.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Women have to realize that these "dresses" are supposed to be worn with pants...
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And as an undergarment.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 20, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Those are the official breast implants of the NBA.
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Only a certifed implant wrangler would know that, hmm?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Hey Slutts!
Women have to realize that these "dresses" are supposed to be worn with pants...
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 20, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Those are the official breast implants of the NBA.
*SWOOSH* "Two ->POINTS!"
This is totally off topic, but I was amazed by this vid and the wonders of photoshop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhitooutmakeup.skyrock.co...
OT: Jodie looks like a ho; so what else is new?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 20, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I have that same dress in my closet, except I call it a camisole.
OMG! hahahaha! That totally brought a tear to my eye from laughing.
Don't forget, kiddles...laughter is a great tummy work-out!
Submitted by Leatherette on July 20, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Leatherette, you would definitely be a contender in the "Grosser than gross" contest. lol
Those are the official breast implants of the NBA.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 20, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 20, 2008 - 8:40pm.
ok, ya take Jodie Marsh, Shauna Sand.. hell, throw in some Pam Anderson... full course meal, and some throw pillows!
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AW HELLS TO THE NAW *shaking tiger claw at ESE*...Uh-uh...I want my skank filleted of silicone, soaked over-night in vinegar and slow cooked for at least 24 hrs. You can't be too careful eating skank steak, aw, no...Oh, and no skank no-no holes end up in my bowl, period...That shit don't even belong in a land-fill. Ya hear me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 20, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Wow! Talk about INTENSE eh? Holy crap! I'm just happy to be able to work up a sweat and not feel like I'm having a heart attack. lol
the people actually in the same breathing space as jodie may not be going to violent seizures by her mere presence, but i feel one coming on just by looking at these pictures...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I have that same dress in my closet, except I call it a camisole.
Btw, Torres six-pack has left me a little warm and tingly.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I hope she wins too MrsK....she is someone to be admired, that's for sure...
I would never want to be so fit that no one could picture me in a dress....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Dana Torres is insanely fit but not hot.
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Everything about her turns me on, :)
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I see a drool stain on her left boob. Hers? Probably.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Yeah, I am just plain lazy...
From that article:
Torres is known for being both competitive and compulsive. Each year, on her mother’s birthday, she tries to beat her siblings to be the first to call. In February, when a group of swimmers appeared on “The Today Show” to promote the new Speedo LZR suit, a Speedo rep offered $100 to the first athlete to say www.speedo.com; guess who won the money? Torres’s partner, David Hoffman, a reproductive endocrinologist, who is Tessa’s father, describes Torres’s personality as “not type A. She’s type A + +.” As if to explain, one evening, over dinner with Torres, her mother and me, Hoffman mentioned how challenging it can be to do any kind of physical exercise with Torres. “When we go on bike rides, she’s gone,” Hoffman said.
“That’s not true!” Torres objected. “I wait for you!”
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 8:46pm.
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and I SERIOUSLY worked up an appetite just now -- most of time I LOSE appetites here... so I'm carefully backing away from here so as NOT to scroll past the Minim Me vid still and fixing myself a fishy snack ;)~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 20, 2008 - 8:40pm.
ok, ya take Jodie Marsh, Shauna Sand.. hell, throw in some Pam Anderson... full course meal, and some throw pillows!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Dana Torres is insanely fit but not hot. It's also cool as hell that she's swimming so well at 41. I just hope she hasn't juiced up.
Right on, Mick: Team Shauna all the way! Angel farts over breaded fish any day!
that is a really freaky nose and boob job; looks like dr. jekyll did it
Submitted by Leatherette on July 20, 2008 - 8:39pm.
I can smell the yeast-battered fish and sour penis juice wafting from her glam pussy wrap....why that make me hungry?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thank goodness I haven't eaten much today or I'd surely be regurgitating something. ACK!
Mrs. K, that woman is AWESOME but frankly, I'd never want to be THAT fit. I like having some womanly curves and being a little soft (not flabby). Of course, I'd like to get a bit more lean. Ever since I had my two left ribs broken last December I've yet to get back into better condition and my internal drill sergeant took a vacay so I figure I just gotta take it easy. Getting older sucks. What can I say?
Anyone got a big needle? I want to pop Jodie's boobs.
Toga! Toga!
there are NO words from me on this one.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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Re:
I'm almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand!
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MK, how DARE you say that???!!! No one, but NO ONE, is more elegant, stunning and a fashion-setter than Shauna! I mean, her equisite lucite heels alone set her way ahead of the pack...she is truly an American icon - every drag queen in the country would DIE to have looks like Shauna. Shauna is what Katie Price wants to look like, once Thommy Girl lets the leash loose.
Please....pleeeease...just leave Shauna aloooooone!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
oooo -- I spy cottage cheese under that glam coochy wrap! She's quite the day-old brothel meal, that Jodie!
As usual, you slutz are keeping me from my work.
I gotta go recodify!!!
Big hugs for all.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 20, 2008 - 8:38pm.
damnit, Mrs. K! i don't know all your hip terms! i don't know if you're insulting me!... kidding, kidding!LOL!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 5:39pm.
MrsK, I saw that pic! Her body is insanely fit. I think most men like women to be a little softer than that though....
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it's true...her six pack is a bit much...
I hope she wins a medal at the Olympics though...she's 41!!!
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