Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon
When I grow up I want to be Jodie Marsh. Not only is she the epitome of grace and sophistication, but she is also a true fashion icon. Who else could pull off this stunning ensemble? Well, probably a $5 day-shift tranny hooker, but that's besides the point!
If the CDC ever lets her into America, she should come and show the whores here how it's really done. I'm almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge.
Here's more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I'm surprised they aren't going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I'd totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting into a fresh jalapeno, but I like to live on the wild side.
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I'm just happy she didn't drop her house keys.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 20, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
but you'll eat them.. er.. dine with them all equally, right?
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Well, I can't digest silicone, you know...So, the dining prospects look slim with Shauna for sure, but I spot a meaty arm there on Jodie....Mmmm....arm meat, so I might "dine" with her. You know, for me, it's like a chicken wing appetizer, and...Uh-oh...Zoo officials, must dash!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@CTH
Tall and thin? What's not to love, right?
@ PSL Check out that photo of Dana Torres I linked♥
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I can smell the yeast-battered fish and sour penis juice wafting from her glam pussy wrap....why that make me hungry?
MrsK, I saw that pic! Her body is insanely fit. I think most men like women to be a little softer than that though....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
@ESE
don't be coy...we all know you're a mensch.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Aww, PSL and mrs. Kraztiz
my love for you burns like a thousand suns.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 5:27pm.
I'm slim, not big hips or ass, not big tits, but enough, and I always thought I was okay...
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Sounds perfect to me!
If I could choose a body, this would be it
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
but you'll eat them.. er.. dine with them all equally, right?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
CTH, I don't know about "fat as hell"....lmao, but she looks mushy.....ya know? She used to be a lot thinner though...if you look at the links DAE has so kindly provided, you'll see she weighed a good 20 lbs less....
hehehehee- I love you CTH- you always make me laugh.....thanks...
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
ESE
Yeah, if you can handle a thin woman who never gained weight or enhanced her body with surgery.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 8:29pm.
i'm ok, thanks for askin'!.. i don't know if i'm considered "good" people... but yeah, plastic sucks!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
PSL
I didn't want to say it, but, yeah, she's fat as hell.
maybe in the right places, but still a fat ass.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Eww, in that close up of her belly pic, there's a shadow around her nipple that looks like she sprung a leak; I'm hoping it's a pasty or something...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 8:27pm.
do ya like to hang out and watch movies? come on over!LOL!... seriously, this plastic shit is just.. useless and pathetic in my opinion
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
I'm torn re: the impending elegantoff...I mean, on one hand there are those exquisit, hand crafted lucite heels, AND stunningly gorgeous natural looking pouty lips, and on the other hand, there's, well, a fashion icon, what with the nipple hiding belt top (so demure) and this ensemble above (as a tiger, I'm just wondering if I can pull this elegant look off with six tits?)...I just don't know what team to choose...Both have amazingly natural looking chi-chi's, but I'm leaning toward Jodie Marsh, only I wish she had the angel's pillow lips of Shauna Sand...and her shoe collection...and chola brows...WHO AM I KIDDING...TEAM SHAUNA! USA! USA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by boomsy on July 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Looks like a belly piercing gone wrong to me.
Boomsy, you're right and that makes perfect sense!
ESE, how you doing? Feeling any better? I'm glad you're not a lover of plastic (not that it's any of my business anyhow but it DOES confirm what I've surmised about you...and that is, you're good people).
Lawd, her elegance is blinding. Hand me my sunglasses.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I think she's kind of fat too CTH......no one should wear that "ensemble", but her body isn't fit for it.
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
It's like an Angel has fallen from the sky!
I wonder what she sounds like. I bet she has a voice like heaven :)
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Thanks ESE!
I just don't understand.
I'm slim, not big hips or ass, not big tits, but enough, and I always thought I was okay...
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 8:23pm.
but I no longer know what men want anymore...
from one man's opinion... it sure as fuck ain't Jodie Marsh!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
she looks fat to me. but I no longer know what men want anymore...
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
back pain.. it's all i can think of.. just, back pain
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 7:17pm
Looks like a belly piercing gone wrong to me.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
She couldn't look more naked if she had no clothes on. That is gross.
And she's looking like a latter-day Anna Nicole around the mouth.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 20, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Why does it look like her chi's have a completely different circulatory system than the rest of her body?
ISMU, you're right! Cripes! -And, (apparently) she also has two belly-buttons?????????
DAE, I tried explaining that to Sheeps too but I'm sure (like any sensible person) he was truly hoping those 'outfits' she wears are indeed costumes. Hell, I've worn bigger band-aids! Yaknow, not every day should be a "Hefner mansion" day.
My boobs are not perfect but hot damn, I'm going to embrace them because at least I can say they are MINE (stretch marks and all). *hugs booby one and booby two*
Here's another view of it:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,1537862_3,00.html
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 7:02pm
Is this the outfit you were thinking of?
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/keira-knightley-pirates-of-the-c...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Why does it look like her chi's have a completely different circulatory system than the rest of her body?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
She stole that dress off of Keira Knightly and hemmed it up to a mini...the belt fit around Keira.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 12:40am.
I remember that belt outfit. MK has posted a few of her stripper costumes.
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Sheeps - they ain't costumes. She actually thinks she looks 'sexy' in them.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
How does this happen? I mean, what happens to a woman that she is willing to leave the house looking like this? What tragedy befell her?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Why does her belt stop at her hip? Did it just give up and die?
bloated plastic boobs, platinum polyester hair and thick hooker lip liner . . . and it's not hollywood? weird
A swath of discount poly-sateen is not an outfit.
Gah . . .I just opened the link to the "belt outfit." Surely, she doesn't think she looks good. She looks like a burned up Lil Kim!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Well, if this represents what men want, I might as well go gay..
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Ugh, don't remind me. Excuse me while I go eat 47 pizzas and direct the fat directly to my tits.
Please, PLEASE, McAfee......let your magic anti-virus powers work. Don't let my computer get the herpes and crabs that must be skittering out of this skank's sausage wallet.
The back of her legs look like loaves of poorly-prepared homemade bread when they're still soft and almost but not quite finished baking yet, but your parents pretend to think it's delicious anyway because they don't want to hurt your feelings.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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She looks like Jenna Jamison. Nice outfit and nice cellulite but she really needs to see a doctor about those giant tumors on her chest.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 7:40pm.
I remember that belt outfit. MK has posted a few of her stripper costumes.
Oh, honey! When you go out like that in public and it ain't Halloween, it ain't a costume any longer.
damn, what is this? the Skank Hour of Power?? it's pretty sad when the most natural body part on the page is a midget peen!! Not that I still don't have love for the bat-crotch....
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Sheeps, I have that one burned into the files in my mind (of what horrifying pics I have seen) too.....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 12:35am.
'freak' doesn't even come close to describing Jodie.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 20, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I remember that belt outfit. MK has posted a few of her stripper costumes.
Her arms are like succulent Christmas tamales filled with only the finest pork rump roast...and cottage cheese
@carol - SNAP! It's a fave.
Well, if this represents what men want, I might as well go gay..
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
I like how MK graciously provides a link to a jalapeno salmonella alert.