Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon
When I grow up I want to be Jodie Marsh. Not only is she the epitome of grace and sophistication, but she is also a true fashion icon. Who else could pull off this stunning ensemble? Well, probably a $5 day-shift tranny hooker, but that's besides the point!
If the CDC ever lets her into America, she should come and show the whores here how it's really done. I'm almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge.
Here's more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I'm surprised they aren't going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I'd totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting into a fresh jalapeno, but I like to live on the wild side.
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I wanna know where she found that industrial strength boob tape; maybe we can use it to bind her up somewhere and 'forget' about her.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
@ SpunkyBrewster - Jodie is and never will be a 'Glamour Model' - ever. She is a poor man's Jordan and that pisses her off to no end.
@ Dot - It did what it had to do - get her noticed, before that no one really knew who she was. Well at at least they aint sqaure shaped anymore.
Jodie with sqaure boobs
http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/jodie_marhs_has_no_brains5-...
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
DAE, at least she has normal boobs there, not these Mutant Angry Ready-to-Burst tits....what a freak!
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Quite an amalgamation: Coco's implants, Winehouse's eyeliner, Simpson's racoon-like eye shadow, Brooke's hair, and Shauna's fashion sense.
What could possibly go wrong???
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Sandbitch - my husband has that avie as his facebook profile pic!
Wow, she has really big... eyelid wings...
She was on a British Dog Show kinda like The Dog Whisperer here. She had all these dogs and the PEED all over the Burberry things. She didn't seem to mind. It was really gross seeing how she lived.
"She's a female playing a drag-queen playing a female."
-John Water's explanation on the audio commentary why gays are obsessed with Faye Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest". And my explanation why we see CoCo, Phoebe, Wino and Jodie, or any combo thereof daily. And you'll get no complaints from me.
Her boobs look inflamed. Ain't it great when people with narcissistic personality disorder hit the streets?
Jodie Marsh is like the UK version of Anna Nicole Smith, minus the looks and personality.
Sure there's a shady Russian billionaire worthy of such a creature (and vice versa).
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 20, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Ohhhhhhhhh MYYYYYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWWWD. That picture made my jaw drop! That is insane. How pathetic. Wow.
Jodie definitely supersized her breasts since then.
I dont get it..whats the UK's obsession with these 'Glamour' models
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 12:13am.
There is no back to that dress. Why is she wearing anything at all?
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Because she just smart enough to remember that walking around naked will get her disgusting, vile, worthless ass arrested.
For Jodie this is tame. She's worn less.
Jodie's infamous belt 'outfit'
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/jodie-marsh/img_...
classes, vile pig.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
she's convex in the front and concave in the back, with cheese.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
From the culture that brought you Shakespeare and Austen.
Sorry but I'm hypnotized by the knockers.
Fashion icon? OY! That dress is a MESS.
AAAAAACK! I started it! It's all my fault, for not wanting to look at Coco!
There is no back to that dress. Why is she wearing anything at all?
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
I HATE this skank. I hate her more than I hate Unfitney. DIE JODIE DIE!!!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
See that folks? You complain about Coco's ass on the top of the page and look what MK gives you to look at all night!
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Dick happens! - MK
Ok MK, you must officially hate us; from Coco to Amy to THIS? Where is the love?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J