Birthday Sluts

jlo has to be atleast 40 by now...

ll was awesome on "melrose place"

happy birthday wonder woman...and all the bday sluts...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Ok I checked wikipedia and imdb and they both say she was born in 1969, which makes her 39. I can accept that unless she's lying about that too. Who cares though!

Your face!

J-Lo is so NOT 38...she's 40! Come on MK do some investigating STAT. Lying skankwhore is NOT 38 in this lifetime.

Your face!

Submitted by gucci on July 24, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Happy Birthday to everyone on the list EXCEPT of course the lying no talented ghetto chola that is j-whore hay skank stop lying about your age your 40 bitch!

ditto and love to gucci :)

Happy Birthday to everyone on the list EXCEPT of course the lying no talented ghetto chola that is j-whore hay skank stop lying about your age your 40 bitch!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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The brilliant director's name is Gus Van Sant (with an S).

Rose Byrne is so hot in Marie Antoinette. I love her.

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It's my birthday too, but I'm not famous, so I don't get to be on any keen-o lists next to JelLo, which is fine by me, because I'd rather stick my dick in roadkill than be mentioned in the same century as that talentless hole.

LL looks fantastic. I always loved her seriously unhinged character Sydney on Melrose Place.

Bindi - man that shit is disturbing. My leading candidate for future tell-all novel about her mom. Terry should know better than that! And can you hear the "back up dancers" talking about this gig afterwards? "Man, you think you had a bad day - I had to dance in backup of that crocodile kid rapping!"

@JoeSchmoe - Close!! Bindi was actually named after a female crocodile Steve had had a long time at his crock zoo.

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I presume Bindie was named after bindie eyes, these nasty little prickles that either grow in the grass or fall from trees in Oz (not sure) and stab your bare feet. If so, strange choice of name...

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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende

She's 40!?!?!?!??!!?!??!!?

Man. I am really, really feeling old.

She looks great though!

When I hear name Bindi Irwin it reminds me to get those mighty good crocodile hornback shoes for my hubby, to match mine 50's spikes.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Whoa, Laura hasn't changed much since BH90210. She looks HOT.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Laura Leighton's immortal MP line: "I just have trouble setting boundaries."

I hate Bindi. She is so annoying.

J.Lo is 39

Robert Hays is so darn cute!

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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
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JLo is 39. That heifer graduated high school the same year as I. I'll be 39 next Wednesday. She wasn't skipped a grade. Damn did not know Laura Leighton was a year older either.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 24, 2008 - 8:36am.
I can almost overlook MR's racial tirade, given his body of comedy work. I can't say anything good about BB; I just hope he goes to jail and all his stats get tarnished.

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I hear you. The whole MR situation just pains me because I'm such a big Seinfeld fan.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Laura Leighton, hottest primetime slut ever!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 6:34am.
C'mon everybody--how about a nice warm birthday wish for Michael Richards and Barry Bonds? Whaddaya say?

I can almost overlook MR's racial tirade, given his body of comedy work. I can't say anything good about BB; I just hope he goes to jail and all his stats get tarnished.

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

C'mon everybody--how about a nice warm birthday wish for Michael Richards and Barry Bonds? Whaddaya say?
Yeah, ok...I'm laughing my ass off, too.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Bindi Irwin sounds like what you get after a 48 hour drinking binge.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Happy Slutday to Wonder Woman!!!!!!

Lynda Carter = Hot Slut Bitch Hall Of Fame.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Ah, Robert Hays....hot pilot Ted Striker!

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Boy, I hope IG gets to see this ginge.... Oh, that's right, she's in IRELAND, surrounded by ginge.

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

Happy Birthday Laura, Bindi, Gus, and miffed33!!!

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It's my 38th b'day today too but at least people mistake me for 8 years younger unlike JLo lol

hmmm... about that Bindi video...does that say crocmen or cockmen on the dancer's t-shirts ?
That poor child, seriously. Just being born with the name Bindi should give her a few years in therapy.
I think I need anger management classes cause I have the urge to slap Bindi's mom to hell and back.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

HB to all the sluts...except Michael Richards and Barry Bonds. You two can eat a sick, hot dick!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

THE BINDI RAP VIDEO!!! Ahhahaha! Alright. Yes, Bindi herself doing the "rapping" is sick and wrong in countless ways, but the part that killed me (I had to watch it twice because of it) were the four adult guys that agreed to that foolishness! That has GOT to be the low point in your career. Damn that was funny.

Happy Birthday Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter....one hot ass super hero! Happy B-day Robert Hays aka Ted Striker, and Sydney, you tramp, you're 40?!

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

What's sad about Bindi is that she seems so intelligent and articulate for such a young girl, you'd think that she'd just say "NO" to all that rap crap and crimped hair and stuff.
I thunk Mum needs to be fed to the crocs for doing that to Bindi.
Maybe we could get Lynda Carter to don the Wonder Woman suit and kick Mum's ass?
While she's at it, she can ruff up Gay-Lo too.
You know, maybe pull out her mink eyelashes or make her wear Kmart clothes.

Happy BD Prince Humperdinck!

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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??

Chris Sarandon, I have always had the hots for that stud ever since he played the vampire in "Fright Night".

Happy Birthday Robert Hayes. Good Day to Bindi, hope your mother quits whoring you out.

LMAO @ Anna Paquins pickets C-Word!

Happy Birthday Gus Van Sant and Lynda Carter!

Mornin MK ♥

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

There is an unbelieveable number of sluts that I'm so tired of looking at/hearing about I'm disappointed to find they're so young.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Submitted by mike on July 24, 2008 - 8:06am.
If anyone hasn't seen it, you've gotta check out Bindi's "rap" performance on the Today Show. So wrong in so many ways.
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Oh wow.
I'm alternating between laughter, being creeped out, and feeling sorry for the backup dancers that this was the only gig they could get.

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Submitted by mike on July 24, 2008 - 8:06am.

If anyone hasn't seen it, you've gotta check out Bindi's "rap" performance on the Today Show. So wrong in so many ways.

~~~~~~~~ whats even more wrong than that is her mother pimping her out all over the damned place. just sayin'

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Another hot, ginger-haired slut.

Happy Birthday Laura and goddess, Lynda Carter!

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If anyone hasn't seen it, you've gotta check out Bindi's "rap" performance on the Today Show. So wrong in so many ways.

http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/bindi-irwin-does-white+girl-rap-on-today...

I see that JLo is turning 38 again this year?

-and my kid...he's 11!!
Yeah, kid birfdays! I have an excuse to eat cake and ice cream (like I don't eat too much crap anyway...)
He will be happy to know he shares a birfday with Bindi Irwin...JLo, not so much.

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Morning!

HB to Gus Van Zant, Wonder Woman, Kramer, Robert Hays, and Chris Sarandon!

Thanks Mk for not posting a pic of Bindi Irwin or Anna Paquin's pickets....both have a tendency to creep me out.

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I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club***:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Happi Birfday Sluts!

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