Monday, July 21st 2008
They Scare Me
No, this picture was not taken from the inside of a leather gay bar on Mars. It's the two alien homos known as Tommy Girl and Katie at MotoGp in Laguna Seca, CA. I don't know if Katie's eyes are screaming for help or if she's trying to steal my soul for Tommy Girl's collection. Either way, she's creeping me the fuck out.
And do they go to the same baby hairdresser at Supercuts? I'm only able to tell them apart because of Katie's height. Tommy Girl may be wearing lifts, but Katie still looks taller. He just looks like a little man in big shoes. Do you think if I send Tommy Girl a pair of exquisite lucite heels, he'll wear them?
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HO-ly shit, Tommy Girl's suffering from a severe case of doucheface in those photos.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
He probably sucks her blood, and this time just took it way to far! Freaking freak needs to let her go before she needs a complete transfusion...
He has totally lost his looks along with her. He was so damn hot in the 80's and 90's.....I loved "Jerry Maguire".......now he makes my blood boil...
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Are her boobs concaving?? She looks gawd-awful - the skin, the hair, the lifeless eyes - she is a posterchild for anti-scientology. That damn cult and the GDM have sucked all life and vibrancy from that girl. And, fukety fuk, are those mid-80s peg-leg gap flood jeans?! AAAaaack - my sister had those. Get the paddles - chick needs a shock. And, if you are so proud of your Scientology rundowns and cleansings, why not show off your niacin hands, hmmm?! Don't want people to talk?? Don't want them to speculate on how damn stupid and dangerous your cult is?? If you are doing right, there's nothing to hide, LOSER!! Katie sold her soul for fame and money; she isn't worth a moment of pity.
I have no sympathy for her. She saw a fake idol in him and all that money. She sold herself out. Katebot probably thought marrying him would help her "career".
At least she stopped playing dress-up. She looked stupid wearing shoes she can't walk in with oversized handbags. Pre-Tom pictures show she never had any sense of style. Now she's back to dressing boring again...she just spends more money to look like that. Both of them need to get over themselves. Which will happen when he divorces her in about 8 years.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 8:13am.
Never mind. I lied my ass off. I forgot about some of the things he's been in. I just didn't put some of those older movies together with the current nutbag image that is Tom Cruise.
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Right!? He was enjoyable in some older films (Jerry McGuire, the Firm) before he shook his human form off and displayed his demonic self. He is truly batshit crazy evil. I don't think I'll ever watch him in anything again.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Katie has soul cancer and Tommygirl is an incubus. The end of the world is nigh.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Okay, it might be me since I live on the stinkin' hot East Coast where it's been in the 90's since Thursday but why are they both wearing leather jackets in July?
I lived in California for six years and you might break out any kind of jacket in December-January but certainly not in July at a racetrack!
Further proof that they are both drained of blood and brains and are operating robotics
I don't see the problem here MK? Why do you keep picking on this lesbian couple?
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Haaay ya'll! My britney ain't showin' is it?
MY GOD WILL SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR GIRL! SHE IS PRACTICALLY BEGGING FOR SOMEONE TO SAVE HER! SHE IS SCREAMING FOR HELP WITH HER EYES LIKE TYRA SMILES WITH HER EYES! HE HAS TURNED HER INTO THE FEMALE HIM! WELL THE HIM!
Never mind. I lied my ass off. I forgot about some of the things he's been in. I just didn't put some of those older movies together with the current nutbag image that is Tom Cruise.
I don't know that I've EVER seen a Tom Cruise movie. I've never seen Top Gun. I've seen clips of that movie where he skids on the floor in his underwear, but never the whole thing. Honestly... I can't think of one movie I've ever seen that he's in. I'll have to check IMDB.
Who's the Asian dude in the bad glasses?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 9:02am.
Submitted by Deb on July 21, 2008 - 6:35am.
A fun thing to do when "Top Gun" is shown on TV is to count the ways that poor Kelly McGillis had to slump, slouch, and lean
And have a drink each time?
Now THAT'S an idea!!! You'd be wasted before Goose bites it!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Danica Patrick needs to bitch slap these two.
Submitted by Deb on July 21, 2008 - 6:35am.
A fun thing to do when "Top Gun" is shown on TV is to count the ways that poor Kelly McGillis had to slump, slouch, and lean
And have a drink each time?
Tom is always smelling her. It is like he is a dog, he can smell when the drugs are fading away.
Submitted by loozer on July 21, 2008 - 8:39am.
I love the Cars too, loozer. How unfortunate to be a female version of Ric, though. He did marry a pretty model, though, didn't he? She was in the "You Might Think" video I think.
The first song I ever taught myself to play on guitar was "Let the Good Times Roll". Then I taught myself the whole album. Their music was huge to me in my junior and senior years of high school.
On topic: If we ignore these 2 aliens, will they just fly away?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Valentinoooooooooooooo!!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on July 21, 2008 - 9:38am.
Submitted by The C word on July 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
She is the oldest looking 29(?) year old I've ever seen.
She's 29? You've got to be kidding. She looks way older than that.
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I just checked and wiki says her bday is Dec. 18, 1978.
Gawd, Nicole Kidman looks younger than her.
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I’m trying to correct this.
i luv her fashion sense. however, she must be drugged. he's sucked the life out of her. Tom isn't aging sexy either. The dyed hair is aweful.
Tommie should just produce and direct projects like Top Gun II.
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Is Katie wearing Tommy Girls pants? They are at her hips and they still look like high waters! On top of that he always seems to be wearing some kind of heal and she is in a completely flat. Somebody is insecure!
Deb, I love The Cars. I was more shocked by TomKat's ability to morph (power of Xenu and stuff) than it being Ric. I remember a girl in college that looked just like Ric, not a real purty sight. lol. Now I wish I had some Cars music with me today.
"she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight "
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
MotoGP? Please. Tommy Girl is just trying to keep Katie from the news..... he needs to make Katie forget that the worse mistake she ever made, after marrying him, was to not participate in The Dark Knight. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by The C word on July 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
She is the oldest looking 29(?) year old I've ever seen.
She's 29? You've got to be kidding. She looks way older than that. Given she has pots of money for chefs, trainers, make up artists and great clothes you would think she would look fantastic. Instead she looks like an unwell, middle aged woman suffering from piles, depression and a hairdresser who hates her. RUN KATIE RUN while you still have some blood in your veins.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 8:16am.
Boy, she is wearing flats. The only thing she could do to appear any less tall would be to step in a pothole.
A fun thing to do when "Top Gun" is shown on TV is to count the ways that poor Kelly McGillis had to slump, slouch, and lean so that Tommy would appear taller.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Is attending a race in the Xenu book of "How to look normal is find converts"?
scientology aside i am amazed how young tom cruise looks. he is the same age as brad pitt and he looks great.
he has aged her so bad. she looks absolutely miserable. can you blame her?
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woooo....nice leather jackets, girls. from sea animals in outerspace?
Hey loozer! Ric Ocasek is a genius, if not so attractive.
But you remind me of one of his songs when I think of Tom & Katie.
It takes a fast car lady to lead a double life
It takes a slow star lady if you want to do it twice
You take your backseat rumble
Take your frontseat wife
It takes a fast car lady to lead a double life
P.S. Katie looks like every drop of blood has been drained from her.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Boy, she is wearing flats. The only thing she could do to appear any less tall would be to step in a pothole.
Ya know, if before she was not known for being so damn sunny and spirited and optimistic...then I would not notice how completely different she has become.
Now she looks like a walking corpse sporting a bad Glamour Shots hairdo.
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Submitted by UrbanCougar on July 21, 2008 - 9:00am.
Yes, that's Momma. She's from Goonies, too.
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
Submitted by K2 on July 21, 2008 - 8:02am.
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Word on the street is that she did a Sciento detox that turned her hands purple and she's been covering them up or putting them in her pockets until the side effect wears off.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
In the last pic, around her wrist, is that some kind of tacky fabric bracelet or bandage or what?
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
The way he whispers in her ear scares me , If Tommy whispered in my ear, I would ask for an IMMEDITE exorcisms... Poor girl...
What's up with her hand in her pocket in every photo? It screams, "CORNY!" NOw I have that Alanis Morisette " hand in my pocket" song in my head!!! Also, why does she keep going shorter and shorter with the hairdo. It use to look cute as a bob - but now she's just bordering on butch.
Tommy Girl & Katie Bot at a motorsport?
Was KatieBot 2.0 there to get a tune up?
Madam S & Christine Hoff ~ owl stew sounds might fine this Monday morning.
Throw in some corn bread muffins & I'm there.
@AlwaysSunny: is that Momma from Throw Momma From The Train? I love her hot ass. Great choice
@Jaded: I agree with you. I can't feel sorry for her because she really did make a deal with the devil for fame and money. But, because I'm a softie, I think now she realizes just how bad it is, and I'd like to see her get out. Otherwise, we might have another one to put on the Suicide List.
Oh and how can I forget to mention they both look like caca. Especially her.
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
LOL madame s.
cooking owls never ends well.
and I love how he's getting girly while she is looking dyke. scientology is not a kind religion.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Sucks, Katie...The Dark Night made a shit load of money and you weren't in it...which is prolly one of the many reasons it did well. Sucks to be you I guess!
Good morning all!!! (Mondays suck too!!)
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
She's turning herself into a boy in the hopes TG will push her face into the pillows and take her, well... like a boy.
Ahhaha christine the hoff!
Proving once again that owls should be steamed or roasted, but never boiled.
Wonder if the MotoGp made the pain of not being in The Dark Knight go away for Katie. My guess would be no.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Between his beaky nose and his oily short hair he looks like a boiled owl.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
looks like katie might be due for her annual "auditing" cleansing session....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Lucky me. I just found Britiney spears on a celebrity and millionaire dating site 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.】. Her screenname is lovedream08 or something. Guess it might help you guys find her.
Tom looks like he is beginning menopause...his hips are starting to spread. I love his Mom jeans though.
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