Jessica Gets Booed
It's nice to see Daisy is still alive and well. I bet that bitch was one of the first whores to start booing Jessica Simpson at Country Thunder in Wisconsin on Saturday night. Jessica made her cuntry debut at the musical festival and some bitches were not amused. The Kenosha News reports that when Jessica took the stage, half of the audience started booing and the other half cheered her ass. The half who cheered were paid by Papa Joe. Papa Joe probably shouted, "Show us your tits!" through her entire performance.
One audience member said, "She's an embarrassment to country music." Another one said, "It's crap. She doesn't belong here." Yup, that sounds about right.
Just looking at these pictures make me want to boo and hiss at her. She always looks like she's getting DPed when she's performing. I know Papa Joe likes it that way, but bitch needs to shut her hole. Even the flies aren't interested in flying into her mouth anymore. They are like, "Been there, done that."
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Submitted by Heemi on July 21, 2008 - 6:40pm.
No one has been feelin' her after the way she dissed Nick
ya, she really fucked that up real good! Dumb bitch, I can't believe how she could take a man like that for granted. If my dad made me choose between him and a guy like Nick, I'd never speak to my old man again!!! He fuckin' loved that stupid bitch! He could've been another Brad Pitt and Left her for someone else! God knows we'd all understand in this case! If I had a man like Nick, I'd put him on a muthafuckin' Pedistal! Not to mention I'd ride him like a pony!
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Like jessica and I like her music. I know all you all hate me. Just being honest.
Submitted by paris herpes on July 21, 2008 - 7:55pm.
And her open mouth makes me want to throw something in it, like rotting condems and fruit!
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LMAO!
I have nothing to add after that!
This family may not have brains, beauty, talent or class but when it comes to entitlement and persistence they are without peer.
I hate the cut off shorts and boots combo. If she wants to go cuntry she should take a lesson from the other ho's that sing, they dress up a little better than this for a show. And her open mouth makes me want to throw something in it, like rotting condems and fruit!
Your face!
so now that she's gone cuntry she has to get the bleach blonde hair/roots look? WTF would the Paves say about this?
MK is Hot Slut of every month in my book...
No one has been feelin' her after the way she dissed Nick. She was only popular when she was with him. She needs to get booed, spoiled bitch. I can't stand her and Tony Romo is an idiot.
she started out in gospel...lol poor lil rejct. what's left for her? and I do think she is pretty and can actually sing fairly well, but her demeanor is just a turn off these days. But she's rich so who's the sucka??
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
LMAO @ "REAL Americans" :-D
*gee... didn't know the Natives purchased such things*
walks out pleased I learned something new today...
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
BOOOOOOOO
Now it's like I was there.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Is it just me or does she look like she is having a big "O" when she sings?
She can keep on walking. Can't stand her. Always have and always will.
Country music isn't even country anymore... Bon Jovi? Bo Bice? They all see where the REAL american's are placing their money so they are crossing over.
I hate JS.
call me crazy, but I think she looks pretty good in the main pic (other than the nasty roots). Now, talent...that's a different story.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
IF the BOBBLEHEAD GOAT YODELER can sing about umbrellas THEN Jessica can very damn well sing about cheating men & 18 wheelers!
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Submitted by bo_tatoe on July 21, 2008 - 11:00am.
Whoa there, Nelly! (lol)
I actually like country music (for the most part), and I am no redneck barn-dweller! In fact, I work part-time for a country station (work is work) and yes, I've told them never to play Jessica Simpson.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by poo on July 21, 2008 - 11:58am.
Last month Jessica "graced" the B-93 Birfday Bash at the Ionia County Fairgrounds as a "surprise" guest "performer". Accounts I've heard made it appear that she's using venues like this as focus groups and market studies for Papa Joe to figure out how to promote her "album" of "country music".
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I don't want to seem like a know-it-all or anything but maybe she should just start by singing some country music. Call me crazy but I think it would help:)
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I think she looks pretty in the main pic. I think I need my coffee
Next Idea: going lezzie
Hehehhee, so true bo_tatoe.
But seriously, you can't just slap on a Willie Nelson shirt & some daisy dukes & call yourself country. She wants to live the high life in LA but connect with the trailer parkers? I don't see it happening.
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"She's an embarrassment to country music."
Actually, country music is an embarrassment to country music. But hey, let's not argue with inbred barn dwellers.
Idiots Drive Me Loco ~ haaahaaa! LMAO
So, tell me how you REALLY feel about Chestica Simpson??
Last month Jessica "graced" the B-93 Birfday Bash at the Ionia County Fairgrounds as a "surprise" guest "performer". Accounts I've heard made it appear that she's using venues like this as focus groups and market studies for Papa Joe to figure out how to promote her "album" of "country music".
She got pretty much the same reception then as she did here.
Jessica, just go away already. Move back to Texas, get a job as a host for a local TV station's morning lifestyle talkshow segment, marry Romo and have a couple of kids named Landry and Emmitt(boys or girls, doesn't matter), and lease a white Escalade with vanity plates that say "PAJOSHO1".
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
If she weren't the most annoying performer on the planet, she might not have gotten booed. I mean, just LOOK at her! It's like she thinks she has talent!
And her roots are atrocious.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 7:50am.
Thanks! As good as TDK?
Ohhh i did not see it yet!
But since i have not im going to say YES!
HOWEVER! When i do see it, please allow room for sharing first place with Bale and the joker!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
DAE, every time I hear angels by the real artist, I have this wicked urge to kick chestica in the fucking cunt for butchering that song. Then I start thinking about how disgraceful she is to all women and I want to deflate her fake tits and lips. If I could run down one celeb no questions asked, I think I would choose her.
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Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 7:50am.
Thanks! As good as TDK?
I agree with those audience members. This girl is as legitimate of an artist as Britney is a good mother. True fans of country music dont want manufactured tarts who have been rejected by the pop scene shoved down their throats and passed off as "country".
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I guess so vany....she looks like a schmuck though.
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 9:50am.
I'm surprised about the choice in clothing- she hates that her legs are short, which is why she always wears unhemmed pants- why wear cowboy boots and shorts? Besides being tacky as hell, they cut off her legs and make them look short....I'm glad she got booed....maybe if it happens enough times, she;ll get the hint....
Hi PSL, nice to see you. She wants to relive her Daisy Duke days -- the heyday of her fame. hell, she started the show with Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots.." which I believe she remade for Dukes of Hazzard. I did not see that crap and heard it was aweful, but she got a Pizza Hut commercial out of it.
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I think she looks really pretty, because she doesn't have a ton of gunk on her face. But that is where my compliments end.
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
LOL MK I always have to have the Urban Dictionary up in another screen when I read this shit
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I think the girl genuinely loves country music and wants to perform it and may I add that I think she looks really good here. People will always hate her but at the same time and for the same reasons people will always like her.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 10:48am.
LoLo: We posted almost the same thing at the same time. Did not mean to steal your rap thunder!!
BITCH! Aww come on! You know you is nothing but all good in my gansta rap book!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm surprised about the choice in clothing- she hates that her legs are short, which is why she always wears unhemmed pants- why wear cowboy boots and shorts? Besides being tacky as hell, they cut off her legs and make them look short....I'm glad she got booed....maybe if it happens enough times, she;ll get the hint....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
LoLo: We posted almost the same thing at the same time. Did not mean to steal your rap thunder!!
At the end of the day, I can proudly say I've learned at least one new thing today: "DP." (The abbreviation, that is.)
At least cut the pockets out of those shorts. Just bugs me to see those white flaps.
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"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
I bet Carrie Underwood has this shit on video and replays it over and over again.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 6:58am.
If she comes out with a gangsta rap CD, I'm not buying it.
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hahahahhaha- HolyMoly has a video of Bert and Ernie set to gangsta rap- I almost peed my pants laughing....
Jessica really needs to give it up- is she a glutton for punishment? Does she like being shredded by critics and the Public?
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
amye1978:
I can enlighten you but we're gonna need another willing participant into the skankery, lube (God's or store-bought), muscle relaxers and other pain-reducing pharmaceuticals, about 5 Hail Marys, and a cane.
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I'm from the South and this girl just reminds me of the typical ho whose family is always convinced is going to be the next Tammy Wynette and so they dress her up in some country ho-down shit that memaw or bigmamma sewen together, slather some merle norman on her face (cause the south has a lot of MN stores)and force everyone at the purple hull pea festival to listen to her sing the country version of "God Bless America." ------------------------------------------------
Haaay ya'll! My britney ain't showin' is it?
Oh that is just wrong LOL.
DP = Double Penetration
I'd love to see her get DP'ed.. even though I'm a straight female!
Double Penetration.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
DPed??
Can someone enlighten me?
It's Monday morning and I'm feeling a little slow today.
She either needs to ditch papa Joe or quit the entertainment industry entirely, to be a football wife to romo, or she'll never be happy!
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Oh I see a pattern here...
Larry King's Ho tried to get into the Country Music Biz and even with his connections she ended up in Rehab.I don't think Pepaw Joe has Larry's connections.Oh I get it the wrong connections lol.
Any way you look it Jess will be singing the prozac blues in a corner on the floor wondering why John Mayer hasn't called.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Nice to see even cuntry fans have some standards. Chestica shouldn't be any where near a stage unless it's got a pole through the middle of it. I expect she "got into cuntry" because daddy liked the way she looked in those shorts.
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Submitted by Deb on July 21, 2008 - 8:25am.
The longer she stays with Romo, the worse it will be for the Cowboys. He seemed like an ok dude, but Jess is douchifying him.
Exactly right, Deb. I'm in Dallas and wish Tony would wise up.