Jessica Gets Booed
It's nice to see Daisy is still alive and well. I bet that bitch was one of the first whores to start booing Jessica Simpson at Country Thunder in Wisconsin on Saturday night. Jessica made her cuntry debut at the musical festival and some bitches were not amused. The Kenosha News reports that when Jessica took the stage, half of the audience started booing and the other half cheered her ass. The half who cheered were paid by Papa Joe. Papa Joe probably shouted, "Show us your tits!" through her entire performance.
One audience member said, "She's an embarrassment to country music." Another one said, "It's crap. She doesn't belong here." Yup, that sounds about right.
Just looking at these pictures make me want to boo and hiss at her. She always looks like she's getting DPed when she's performing. I know Papa Joe likes it that way, but bitch needs to shut her hole. Even the flies aren't interested in flying into her mouth anymore. They are like, "Been there, done that."
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Ahhh, the beauty of karma. She's always extremely conceited in her interviews, and it alienates people! Some famous people like Gene Simmons and even Donald trump own up to being arrogant, and I can respect that, it actually makes them likable, because it's humorous! But Jessica ain't one of them!
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Tee-hee. I don't live far from Wisconsin, but I wasn't planning on attending that horror show anyway. When will she fade away into obscurity?
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OMG! I just got coffee up my nose - LoLo, that was flipping hilarious!!
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Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 9:58am.
booooooo! Wake me up when this silly bitch comes out with her Gansta' Rap album.
She's performing at the Indiana State fair this year. (I will not be attending that night, thank you very much.) Everyone is quite pissed that she's fugging up a group of artists that is usually fairly good.
*sigh* Oh Jessica...
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an excerpt:
"Just because she's dating Tony Romo it doesn't make her country," said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. "She doesn't fit in with country, and I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert."
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by name_optional on July 21, 2008 - 9:59am.
country music is an embarrassment to country music.
BOOOOOOOOO!
*Dials Willie Nelson*
"Yo willie itas me Lolo! Weze gots to roll this bitch up and smoke em. What? I know! Yes i think Kenny Chesney makes people think that too! No Culture! I know we should sooo smoke Kenny but you know that bitch is all seeds and stems. Ok later you old pepaw whore!"
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 9:58am.
If she comes out with a gangsta rap CD, I'm not buying it.
LMAO!!
Maybe Jessica will do what Madonna did and put out an album of lullabys?
Submitted by name_optional on July 21, 2008 - 9:59am.
country music is an embarrassment to country music.
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LMAO! hahaha
The only stage she needs to be on is one with a pole in the middle.
Jessica and Brooke Hogan...separated at birth.
Please tell me, how is it possible that this styleless wench was on the cover of Vogue?? ...Oh yeah...but so was Posh.
Vogue and National Enquirer...also separated at birth it would appear.
She's embarrassing.
Good morning, everyone!!
Shame about poor Jess, here, isn't it? Just because you can sing, and have been told you sing well, doesn't mean you can or should sing everything.
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country music is an embarrassment to country music.
If she comes out with a gangsta rap CD, I'm not buying it.
I do not think she could look more desparate. She is absolutely trying too hard and looks ridiculous (and not to mention out of shape and fluffy chunks). How pathetic - the boots, the designer, perfectly-cut cut-offs, the overly-tailored too-tight shirt and the braided hair - she wreaks of cliche and is an embarrassment. The loser can't sing - all she does is shout and warble; it's ear-piercing and painful. Tony Romo is a douche for getting involved in this whorific mess. She's an insult to singers and country music. Carrie Underwood is probably melodically laughing her well-toned ass off.
Daisy is cute.
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booooooo! Wake me up when this silly bitch comes out with her Gansta' Rap album.
YO! Ize a retard
born in tha back yard
My life is HARD
Getting dissed by the men folk
Im just looking for a good poke
They say my dad is a prevert
I make that bitch lick my sunday
Thats the name for my nay nay
Banana split is my favorite desert
John Mayer makes my head hurt!
TEXAS TARDS REPRESENT YALL!
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She waited until she got married to have sex. Now, she is sexing this dude who she isn't married to. WHAT WAS THE DAMN POINT?
Dear Jessica:
her name is Shania Twain and she requests that you not even attempt her throne.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Good to see that folks in Kenosha, Wisconsin have good taste.
I bet that Jessica will try another music genre next since she's bombed trying the "cuntry" thang.
Always Sunny: Yup, but he tried. I didn't know that he had a friend help him with the lyrics to "Michelle."
Joe: The concert was Sunday and went off well. The separatists sound loony. They were calling it a "second British invasion." You know, because 1760 is still fresh in their minds.
go away!
*see ya later suckas*
She still rocks. I love her music. Just saw her on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite """"""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m"""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 9:41am.
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No I didn't..there's a brouhaha right now b/cause he's doing a huge open air concert there as part of the celebrations of Québec's 400th birthday and a group of Quebec separatists are furious that un cochon anglais is coming to the party. Those Québecers! Always getting their panties in a twist. Vive la France! or something like that. (Most Québecers are totally mortified by this group)
ON topic: That guy with Jessica looks a little speshul.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 9:41am.
I know you were talking to Joe, pas moi, but obviously McCartney needs to work on his français un petit peu. Mais il a fait un effort...
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
She's still annoying as fuck, but for some reason in those pictures, she's looking less Magilla Gorilla than she used to.
She looks so generic and is trying way too hard. She seems to think that to be a "cuntry" she needs to wear short denim shorts and cowboy boots.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 21, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 9:39am
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Thanks DAE..I'm at work and can't listen to it..maybe I should just look at the pictures??
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Dlisters work??!! I joke!
Looking at the pics would be the safer option.
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What a poser!!!
Eff work. Eff Mondays.
She should just pose for Hustler, Penthouse, and Juggs magazines and stop wasting everyone's time....
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"The Kenosha News reports that when Jessica took the stage, half of the audience started booing and the other half cheered her ass."
I suspect they were cheering her literal, Daisy Duke-clad ass; I don't think they were cheering her as a country music artist.
At least she looked cute...
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Well, don't they just make the most shittastic couple ever!
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 21, 2008 - 6:33am.
I don't think I've ever heard her sing. *Can* she sing?
Not really. She just needs to strut around.
Joe, did you hear this quote by McCartney in Quebec yesterday? "Je parler seulement un petit peu Francais."
"The Kenosha News reports that when Jessica took the stage, half of the audience started booing and the other half cheered her ass."
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That half was all guys named Bubba, with empty Bud can in hand for their chew spittle.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 9:39am
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Thanks DAE..I'm at work and can't listen to it..maybe I should just look at the pictures??
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 21, 2008 - 2:33pm.
I don't think I've ever heard her sing. *Can* she sing? (Just asking; Don't yell at me)
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Jessica ruining - excuse me, singing, the classic Robbie Williams song 'Angels'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwe-gTdGWAE
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
i guess they all aren't a bunch of dumb rednecks. I would have booed too.
One question,. Are her big black roots suppose to make more cuntry like.
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She is trying way too hard.
How sad it must be to not really know your own identity... annoying bitch.
this entire story amuses me so much...i see a playboy spread in her future...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
"The Kenosha News reports that when Jessica took the stage, half of the audience started booing and the other half cheered her ass."
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To be fair, the half that cheered hadn’t yet heard her sing.
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Bwhahaha......Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Just cause your daughter made a shitty ass movie that made money (only the LORD knows how the Dukes of Hazzard made a cent)and had a country accent on it does not mean, Pappa Joe, that she translates to country. I pray every day for your family to disappear along with the Hiltons and Hogans..... I keep hope alive
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i love this so much. i fuccking hate this bitch. and am really happy to see her looking chunky (for her)
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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well, well. she's down to singing at rural racing car venues? chestica, just get married and breed already. that's all anyone expects.
I don't think I've ever heard her sing. *Can* she sing? (Just asking; Don't yell at me)
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
hi uvula!! hows the bebe??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
cutoff jeans and cowboy boots do not a country singer make.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Fizzled as a pop star, won't make it in country. I fear seeing what she tries next.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Jessica just because you come from the south does NOT mean you have the rigfht to sing country songs (badly). Stop trying to be a singer please - your voice isn't suited for anything.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
She's stuck in the role of Daisy Duke. Someone smack her.
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