Monday, July 21st 2008
Diddy Likes To Run
In Diddy's latest YouTube video, he gets all spiritual about running. He goes on and on and on about running. Running! And by "running," I think he means freebasing. This is why I stay away from any kind of exercise. It's not good for your brains.
Whenever I need to think about life, I eat a bowl of Pintos 'n Cheese from Taco Bell. Not for any particular reason, but just because that shit is goooood.
Mondays are confusing enough and now Diddy has made it even more confusing. Can we all just pretend it's Sunday and go back to bed?
P.S. - Diddy, I don't get it and I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about!
Seriously, people who do drugs need to stay away from the cameras. They just show us how f'ing stupid they really are. Pissing away all their f'ing money when there are people who can't afford health care, and other necessities of life. Dumb fuks!
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Are you kidding me??????
F-off diddy or tiddy or whatever the hell they call you.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Running is for boring people. I prefer yoga and I could go on about the glories of my current instructor. She is AWESOME!
Your face!
Now that is one inarticulate motherfucker.
Stay in school, kiddies!! No matter how much money he has, he sounds like a dumb fucker.
He needs to just except the fact that he's gay and get on wit life. Stop wasting time uploading these pointless ass videos.
wasn't that pfft-daddy on 'my super sweet 16'? with his kid? the one where he got his kid 2 cars for his b-day (DOUCHE!), and was jumping around like a damn fool- poor kid, he'd had to have been somewhat horrified, but probably not mad at all at the cars.
but still not AS goooood as TDK, bitches!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
mmmm pintos and cheese
Even DIDDY takes things for granted? SERIOUSLY!? OMGZ! And he can RUN, too.
We have a new great philosopher in our midst.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
he's annoying and stupid and irrelevant.
can't
stand
this
dude.
I can smell his stinky breath through the computer screen.
I wish he'd run his ass right out of show business.
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"Y'all need to run out and buy my vodka, right now!"
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waldorf, got anything else to add about your typing? I am on the edge of my seat!
Always Sunny...thanks! I have called him the "Didiot" for a couple of years now.....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Today I was just typing and I, you know, realized...I'm typing. You know? I'm typing! My fingers are moving and the keys are being pressed and I'm typing. QWERTYUIOP suddenly has new meaning, y'know?
I know y'all are probably going to hate on me for this, but hell, I'm typing.
Gotta get back to typing.
He probably just took the hook from someone else's run and made a completely forgettable, derivative, and unlistenable version of it.
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Wow, who would have thought running would make you feel good?! We better get this one on the search for a cancer cure. What brilliant observation skills! Next he'll be telling us about how refreshing water is, like he's the first person to discover it. Fucking douche.
stupid rich people get on my nerves.
can this stupid fuck, thanking the lord for 10 toes and shit, please pronounce a "T" just once. I dis, I dat, I dhinking about running.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 10:25am.
LMAO @ 'didiot' Very clever!
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
He needs to run his ass down to the book store and get a dictionary, cos all I could hear was him breathing and saying "you know" after every sentence. You're not being deep, you dumb bitch, and the only thing I'm hating on is myself for watching that clip of your open mouth.
Maybe Duddy can run the fuck off of a tall cliff.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I’m sure we’ll understand much better tomorrow when he defends this video in a blog using all CAPS.
Oh, and he forgot his usual product endorsements in the vid.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I forget which site, but there was a pic of the Didiot walking the streets on NYC in his slippers yesterday.....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
_Submitted by ricki lake on July 21, 2008 - 10:20am.
i fuckin love your poems bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This mouth-breathing fucking fool
Makes ricki, grr, lose his cool.
From dumping Cristal
And making hos crawl
P. Puff "Diddy" Daddy is a tool.
I think a simple "One of the things I like to do is exercise and combine feeling grateful and appreciative for the good things in my life" was kinda where he was trying to aim. Instead it came out like he'd been smoking weed and then tried to say the same thing lmao. Bless. It was good message, just...warbled.
Pintos and Cheese? I didn't know they had that at Taco Bell. Better not tell my BF. He loves Pintos. I prefer black beans, myself.
People who are wild about running scare me. They get to the point where their whole life revolves around it and it becomes an obsession. I like running, but not that much! I think there are too many other things that are more important in life!
P-Puddle needs to crank that treadmill up!!! An hour and a half of supposed "running" and that bitch still has air to talk about nonsense???? He need to shut the hell up and get back to running...and where's his sweat?
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Haaay ya'll! My britney ain't showin' is it?
I must say, though, this is not nearly as fascinating as his discourse on the wonders of peeing.
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
I just really want to kick him in the teeth. That's all.
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Póg ma thoin.
I dont like this guy!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sheeps,
No YouTube video? What a luddite.
Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 8:03am.
Can someone explain to me the phenomenon of adult beings feeling the need to YouTube, blog, and Myspace their every inane thought and action?
I can ALMOST understand it with teenagers (not really) but with adults it just makes no fucking sense.
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I concur. You'd think adults would have a less juvenile way of feeding their need for attention.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
PDiddy or whatever the hell he's calling himself these days needs to RUN INTO A SPEEDING TRAIN.
@stockbroker: I have no better words at the moment so your's will do nicely!!!
STFU and go away please Diddy,
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Isn't this just publicity for his new show? God, I hate this poseur. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 7:03am.
Can someone explain to me the phenomenon of adult beings feeling the need to YouTube, blog, and Myspace their every inane thought and action?
I know! Check out my MySpace (myspace.com/allaboutradsheeps). I've got a 4-page blog on that topic.
nice video,i also saw many good videos on ::::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::::::::it's a nice club where there are many video fans. if you go there,you'll know what i mean----so wonderful-----
IDGAF, Diddy, but I have a good song in my head now:
Business calls me, trouble down the waterfront
You know, I tried to,now I'm running outta lies
It's a clear view, when all you are is gettin' paid
No more favors, I know what we can do about it
I think I'd better run, run, run
I think I'd better run, run, run
You didn't catch me fallin', fallin', fallin'
Fallin',fallin', fallin'
Phoenix, anyone?
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
"Whenever I need to think about life, I eat a bowl of Pintos 'n Cheese from Taco Bell."
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Queso Crunch Wrap dude! That rocks.
Can someone explain to me the phenomenon of adult beings feeling the need to YouTube, blog, and Myspace their every inane thought and action?
I can ALMOST understand it with teenagers (not really) but with adults it just makes no fucking sense.
"PDiddy or whatever the hell he's calling himself these days needs to RUN INTO A SPEEDING TRAIN."
Hahaha Stock Broker! I couldn't agree more! This narcissistic d-bag needs to STFU and fade into obscurity. I loved when Dave Chappelle made fun of him. "Go to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from an Ethiopian immigrant."
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Likes to run his mouth, more like. Big mouth billy bass, he reminds me of.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
what a ufcking tool.
Is 'running' code for popping ecstacy pills on the dance floor?
Because that's the YouTube video *I* saw of Puffy.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Diddy is very slow. His mouth is always open or maybe he is preparing for the afternoon? hmmm
fuck this mouthbreather. when he can come up with something original then maybe i'll pay attention....and and 'vote or die' diddy....hahhaha.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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mouth hanging open yet again
He must be suffering from "Runners High" which happens when you run very long distances.
PDiddy or whatever the hell he's calling himself these days needs to RUN INTO A SPEEDING TRAIN.