He's Eating One Of Her Chicken Cutlets!
OMG! Call the Dog Whisperer! Henry the dog thinks it's Thanksgiving and he's about to devour one of the chicken cutlets belonging to international supermodel Phoebe Price! She doesn't know it because she's blinded by the cameras! Seriously, put a camera in front of her and World War III could be going on behind her and she wouldn't know it. Thankfully, Henry didn't go through with it. He was probably blinded by the stunning freckle fireworks show happening on her arms and chest.
PP was enjoying a lovely Sunday in Malibu when she decided to give an impromptu Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot for the paps.....in the middle of a parking lot. Hey! You see a parking lot, she sees a tropical paradise. She is a true professional! And don't even tell me you see cellulite. PP is as perfect as a gleaming porcelain toilet bowl!
omg please PP. this is so sad, this will be heidi cuntag in 10 years. what exactly is PP famous for again? anyone know? or care enough to look it up? hahaha
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Wait, isn't that Wino in the back reading the newspaper????
*barf*
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Shave your arms, girl. (close up pic, last row) There's something about those arms/wrists, too. I'm picking up "Crying Game" vibes.
Hey! You see a parking lot, she sees a tropical paradise.
This is why she is Hot Slut of the Year. Dlisted Ho's have to to think hard and long for a new slut to replace Pheobe.
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PP is the next Audrey Hepburn! All class. Although honestly she needs to get some cosmetic help to remove all those freckles on her arms. A few are fine, but I don't think hers could get any worse.
These wouldn't look *quite* as bad if it weren't for the fact that you can see her skirt lying on the ground right beside her... (Hah, also the girl in the background reading the newspaper, paying no attention to the redhead stripping in the parking lot)
Puppy is thinking.."I'd rather be roadkill than be here!"
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god, what the hell is wrong with her? strip tease on the sidewalk? celebs do not act this way!!
I had a Yorkie once, loved to play all the time.
If it wasn't for freckles PP is an albino.
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Awwww!! That Yorkie looks IDENTICAL to my Yorkie Missy. We have three - Mommy, Daddy, and Puppy. Yeah they're obnoxious, but you have to admit, Yorkies are pretty cute!
And there is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with freckles....
Ack! Those freckles on her arms are like a tattoo sleeve.
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oh for ufcks sake!
I reminded of the question...
What is the bigger curse?
to be a spotted mess?
or to be from Alabamamy?
well I think she looks good with the hat on and the dog covering her face....not TDK good but that's because I can still see a cheek.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Where did her dog go when she decided to pose without her skirt?? She probably threw him in the trashcan because she was so excited to get to "pose" for the paps... HO!
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her skin tone has even confused those pro cameras! see how there's weird white parts of no pixels where the camera failed to find any contrast etc lol! white balance also got knackered.
PP cover it up damnit! You're blinding me! I just had to put my sunglasses on at work. Now people think I'm hungover.
Note to PP....
If you're going to do a "bikini" shot...please, for the love of everything that is holy...
DON'T HAVE ON FLIP-FLOPS!!!
Call Shauna Sand...borrow some hooker heels...PRONTO!!!
It's sad (fucking hilarious) but PP thinks this IS her job. That's why she's always flashing a magazine, er, her portfolio.
What is it with this freckled, cellulite thigh fat bitch? How can she be so deluded to think that people actually find her attractive? She's ugly and particularly nasty looking. She doesn't appear to have a job, and yet shows up at all the film premieres & festivals; how does she afford her worldwind pose-a-thon?
This is proof positive that Yorkies will love anybody. Bwahahaha JK Pheebs! Okay I'm not. =))
Her baby is adorable!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
soosie soosie soosie, small implants?
She has no boobs, no real waist. Don't get me wrong, she's pretty, is thin, has a nice basic body but if she wants to be an LA model superstar, she should exercise a little bit and maybe consider some small implants. She also has hairy forearms. I'd probably get rid of that. I know, who am I to talk, I don't look as good as her but she wants to be a model. I don't.
wtf
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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Well, I would say the pointy is her nose and her chicken cutlets.
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They are rather severe and pointy, aren't they?
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The next descending rung on the dignity ladder for her would be to strip off her TJMaxx wardrobe to reveal her same played swim suit as the other patrons at Baskin Robbins stand aghast.
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Well, I would say the pointy is her nose and her chicken cutlets.
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Miss American Dream.
what is the pointy of this? She is a weirdo.
Got to give it to feebs. She's class all the way.
LOL!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I had a dream about this chic on Saturday morning- no joke.
I dreamt she was a singer and I went to see one of her concerts. She wasn't bad and her cutlets were gone. Weird.
She's just so shameless. I love her. More bikini shots in parking lots please. Maybe some in front of a McDonald or something too.
This is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen. Is she mentally ill or just that fuckin desperate? Who the hell would do something like that? And with all this 'press' she still has not secured a 'job'????
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on July 21, 2008 - 11:32am.
Check out that chick in the backgroud [red jacket]. I bet she is reading a script- I hate douchebawls who sit in public and "read scripts"... And if theyre with someone theyll start acting out their lines- out loud, while Im trying to eat my damn sandwich! fools!
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That's Amy Wino. So now you know why she wasn't at Blaaaaaaaaaake's hearing this morning--she's trolling around LA! LOL!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Ed Hardy reveals the face of his new budget line.
BTW, other than her mom, where DOES chicken cutlery get her pocket money?
Check out that chick in the backgroud [red jacket]. I bet she is reading a script- I hate douchebawls who sit in public and "read scripts"... And if theyre with someone theyll start acting out their lines- out loud, while Im trying to eat my damn sandwich! fools!
interesting. every time I take my clothes off in a parking lot I get arrested.
I love the woman behind her, sitting, minding her business and not caring.
PP and a parking lot, I can't decide if it's an upgrade or lateral move from posing in front of unsuspecting businesses she does not patron.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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the unbearable whiteness of PP
Sad Clown of Life= PP.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Her flesh is like the surface of a lake. Sometimes it is smooth as glass, sometimes it is full of ripples.
black is not a suitable shade for her coloring.
I also noticed the hooker in the back flashing leg and sorta hiding behind that newspaper you just know she can not read.
Stock Broker!
Jeff Gillooly!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
@ Triscuit: LOL! Me too!
Also, are her freckles multiplying at an outrageous rate? Get out of the sun PP! It's been obvious to me for a long time that you don't belong there anyhow.
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Miss American Dream.
I love Amy Winehouse behind her reading a book.
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the bathing suit pics look great. still luv me some PP
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How is the woman on the bench behind her not paying attention?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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So PP is delusional. So what?
Ain't no skin off my tush.
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Phoebe's body makes me uncomfortable.
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Submitted by Bjork You on July 21, 2008 - 10:18am.
She's in the middle of a parking lot because she will pose ANYWHERE. This picture could have been taken on the red carpet, a parking lot, your bathroom (!!), a courthouse, a cave, on the Titanic as it's sinking...
My question is: Does she have her own photographer? We know that she has her own powerhouse publicist, who is M.K.
LOL! For an international model, most of her photo shoots are in front of The Ivy or in a parking lot!
So pathetic. If she only had a few more freckles to fill the gaps on her arms, they'd be one color.
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Submitted by DMoan on July 21, 2008 - 10:50am.
Better dead than red!
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Ha! Tell it to Castro! lol..
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
M.K. you need to find a new muse STAT!
Here are my suggestions:
* Tonya Harding
* Jackie Stallone
* Cher's Bagel Boy
Anyone else with a suggestion...chime in.