He's Eating One Of Her Chicken Cutlets!
OMG! Call the Dog Whisperer! Henry the dog thinks it's Thanksgiving and he's about to devour one of the chicken cutlets belonging to international supermodel Phoebe Price! She doesn't know it because she's blinded by the cameras! Seriously, put a camera in front of her and World War III could be going on behind her and she wouldn't know it. Thankfully, Henry didn't go through with it. He was probably blinded by the stunning freckle fireworks show happening on her arms and chest.
PP was enjoying a lovely Sunday in Malibu when she decided to give an impromptu Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot for the paps.....in the middle of a parking lot. Hey! You see a parking lot, she sees a tropical paradise. She is a true professional! And don't even tell me you see cellulite. PP is as perfect as a gleaming porcelain toilet bowl!
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Better dead than red!
Even beyond the fact that she was wearing this atrocious Gypsy-like get-up in the first place, she actually TOOK OFF HER SKIRT after they started taking pictures! As if "Hey, maybe I'll take my skirt off and give them a show" actually ran through her head as a good idea rather than being shelved as the way-too-desperate act that it is. She's not even on the fucking beach!!!
@FatMartha:
I respectfully disagree with you. A break from that poser can never be long enough.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
That's a downer. She's wearing the same bikini Britney Spears Wore in Costa Rica on her trip with Jason Travick - just a slightly different shade. What a FAIL on behalf of Phoebe :D
LOL-vanyvrgs... that's one funny AVI !
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You know the old saying that dog owners start resembling their pet...
Exhibit A is above.
pffft bitches please, Queen Phoebe wont get out of bed for less than $10 a day.
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Submitted by Pernicious on July 21, 2008 - 8:35am.
Shouldn't she be focusing her energy on the trial of the century
hahahaha. PD Price v. Chanel et Cie, et al.? Her crack litigation-management team is all over it, but apparently there's a dearth of lawyers in L.A. right now.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 21, 2008 - 12:06pm.
MK-COULD YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS OVER THE HILL, NO TALENT, SPECKLED MARSHMELLOW!?!?!?!
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NO! NO NO NO! Phoebe makes me so happy I could just die. I actually was wondering why it's been so long (a week or so) since we last saw her ass. My prayers have been answered.
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Hi5.
Seriously. I can't be bothered with this woman even as a joke. People may snark on her but she's having the last laugh. Because you're talking about her or buying her pictures. She just needs to go away. It needs to be handled like an addict - cut her off so she can get over her addiction to attention.
Why do people insist on being much more stupid than usual on Monday? Aren't Mondays bad enough?
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Wait, they arrested a dude for having a naked barbie in his car and they do nothing to this crazy bitch? This actually makes people barf.
Britney looked saner when she disrobed to her panties and bra to take a swim during her pre daddy spears incarceration days.
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Can't she be taken into protective custody or something? Honestly, I spend half my days with people in a group home who behave more appropriately than that.
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MK-COULD YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS OVER THE HILL, NO TALENT, SPECKLED MARSHMELLOW!?!?!?!
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Dignity has left the building with no forwarding address. Class fled way before.
Shouldn't she be focusing her energy on the trial of the century instead of whatever the hell it is she's doing.
Hey lady! Cover that shit up! It's Sunday and we all just got up!
Seriously, this pretentious broad needs to realize that doing a desperate teenager's imitation of Jackie Kennedy or Audrey Hepburn only serves to point out that cellulite is about as close as she'll ever get to socialite.
She dreams of being some kind of style icon when she's a follower of the dankest, queefiest order.
She's like that one poser bitch in seventh grade who started wearing mismatched sneakers two years after the other kids realized how retarded it looked.
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Phoebe stole that hat from Andie McDowell in "Four Weddings and Funeral". Andie wore it better.
Where's a cop when you need one?
Submitted by Am on July 21, 2008 - 11:26am.
@ Imnotme
@ eljay
...and fugly, talentless, and a wannabe.
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I'll take your word for it. For all her freckled showboating, I've never heard of her. But you gotta respect a woman willing to drop her skirt in a parking lot.. no wait, no you don't.
In the first thumbnail she looks bloated, she pregnant!
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What the fuckidy fuck? I need a Christian Bale POST STAT!!!
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*pounding fists against forehead, frantically rubbing eyes, pulling at clothes because i can't breathe*
WHY? WHY? WHY, Michael K??????
WHY do you do this to me????????
Farrah, weather is gorgeous and gas is cheaper than where you are....sheesh!
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Farrah! Hola huevona! How much is that in hectares/quarts? (I suck at math.) It's like $4.50/gal now in L.A. for the lo-blo stuff.
I hope the dog eats her so we wont have to see her fugly ass on this site anymore.
My eyes!!
raspberry retinal burn!
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@ Imnotme
@ eljay
...and fugly, talentless, and a wannabe.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 11:23am.
FARRAH!
hi!
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hi beautiful! hope you're enjoying better weather.. it's raining here... :(
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Ed Hardy swimsuits look good only on teenagers, Phoebs.
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God this woman is effin' pathetic. Seriously delusional. The funniest part is, instead of drapping her skirt over her arm or something like that, it's just crumpled up on the ground of the weedy parking lot. What a dumb, desparate person.
Submitted by dbella on July 21, 2008 - 11:20am.
I wonder if she's noticed that Amy Winehouse appears to be lurking on the park bench behind her, pretending to read a newspaper
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OMG you're right! so there was the bitch while Blaaaake was being sentenced! well, too bad for the rest of the Camden Crakies. Wino finally went thru their supplies. Camden is officially a crack free zone!
@Sheeps: hi slut! btw, i paid $6.38/gallon yesterday. And my car is running about 3kms/litre. That'll cheer your day.
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Also, MK must surely be the only person buying these photos off the agencies - Why do they persist in photographing her?!
FARRAH!
hi!
hehehehe.....Sheeps, I'm surprised she doesn;t cruise around on a Vespa....waving like the Queen...
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
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She is retarded.
I can't believe she's somehow making money out of actually doing fuck all.
Also the photos with the dog remind me of mean girls, when the dog bites the mom's tit and she doesn't even notice.
MK, why do you torture us with this shit on a fucking MONDAY?!?!?! *sigh* i miss the "every-ten-minutes-Cheeto Report" days. I need to rescue that bitch from daddy Spears so we can have some REAL entertainment.. ugh.
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Submitted by dbella on July 21, 2008 - 8:20am.
I wonder if she's noticed that Amy Winehouse appears to be lurking on the park bench behind her, pretending to read a newspaper!!
hahahahahaha
Who is she?
With gas prices what they are, and her not having an actual income, she didn't want to drive the 4 miles to the beach.
I wonder if she's noticed that Amy Winehouse appears to be lurking on the park bench behind her, pretending to read a newspaper!! Maybe she's trying to pick up glamour pointers from Phoebe.
By far the sadest, most pathetic person in "Hollywood".
She's in the middle of a parking lot because she will pose ANYWHERE. This picture could have been taken on the red carpet, a parking lot, your bathroom (!!), a courthouse, a cave, on the Titanic as it's sinking...
My question is: Does she have her own photographer? We know that she has her own powerhouse publicist, who is M.K.
Oh, good grief. I'm embarrassed for her.
Hey, this is a little too much and if she's not gonna express any shame, SOMEBODY'S got to....
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god what a fucking stupid bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Why is she in the middle of a parking lot doing that and why doesn't she turn around so I can see if she has cellulite in the back of her legs.
Ok, well now I've seen a witch in a bikini.
in the sixth thumbnail, I couldn't help but notice how damn hairy her arms are.
These poor pathetic creatures, both PP and the dog! She strips down in front of a restaurant, how sick! I wonder how her lawsuit is coming along!
Better her chicken cutlet than her cottage cheese.