Brit Brit Is Not An ATM!
Naw, she's more like a check cashing place. Actually, she's more like a Fila shoebox stuffed with a bunch of $1 bills. Anyway, Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called "ATM" about all her family members. Wait, maybe it's not about a cash machine. Maybe she's singing about "Ass to Mouth." I know she really loves Cheetos, but enough to eat the caca-covered Cheetos bits off a - No, I need to stop. Not today.
According to the Mirror, the lyrics for "AMT" go: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I’m too good for ‘em.” Did MC Scat Kat write that shit?
Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called "Already Bad." The lyrics go, "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad." Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit's next album.
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Take that Lynne! Brit is like their ATM for sure, the loonier she is the more others (including her family) take advantage of her. However, this album is gonna suck ass yet again. But at least she gets to stick it where it hurts for a lot of people that played her.
Your face!
NEW JUST IN!!!
Jive want to realse Unfitney's album mid december (THIS mid december) then make her tour 2009, because she owes them money!!
"[Britney] is working on a CD that Jive is expecting to get out by mid-December."
"One reason for the big push to put Britney back in stores is that she owes Jive a lot of money. If they can finish the album and get it out without incident, my guess is that Spears will go out on tour in 2009."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,387021,00.html
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@ Better Off Dead - Np. BreatheHeavy used to be a good fansite & the the guy who runs it became friends with Sam and things just got weird.
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
Submitted by RJII on July 21, 2008 - 5:46pm.
she's still gross and greasy to me. Remember those dirty loose vagina pics. yuck.
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In a few years, SPF and JJ are going to see those pictures and puke their guts out knowing they were in Britney's putrid body for 9 months! And, they'll thank God that they were c-section babies and didn't have to come down that tainted pipeline to enter the world.
OMG!
so this means her album is going to be like...bitchy?
omg i so love it already lol
I love Brit Brit
I mean just check out myspace lol
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
she's still gross and greasy to me. Remember those dirty loose vagina pics. yuck.
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'We go together because OPPOSITES ATTRACT!!'
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
thanks for the info DAE. That site was bizare, It seemed like sometimes they made a funny, talking shit about KFed and Jamie Lynn, but other times they were like we love you brit you can do it and I was scratching my big head over it
LOL MC Skat Kat - Opposites Attract with Paula Adbul was my shit! The only interesting thing about Britney since Kfed, or actually EVER, was Comingback and her tenniscans and sock slots.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 8:08pm.
The point is - we WERE on topic - what is the point of making a 'friendly suggestion' to do something they are all ready doing?
Do you even have a brain?
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 8:04pm.
DAE,
I went to your link. That's a FAN site? Holy Shit.
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No only is that a fan site - it's one of the biggest fansites since WOB closed down because the owner could take the bull shit anymore.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
LOL! Heyyy I like that line directed at Justin TimberFAKE...
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
_Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Who the fuck do you think you are to tell any person here to do anything?
Unless you are MK or his dick is in your ass then YOU dont tell us shit.
Bye Bye!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Why don't you consider climbing down off that high horse, instead of being such an uptight prick?
I'll stay on my high horse as there is too much horseshit on the floor.
A friendly suggestion to "Stay on Topic" was made by me only to be responded with hostility.
I will take my own advice and move on.
Continue as you will
DAE,
I went to your link. That's a FAN site? Holy Shit.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Better Off Dead on July 21, 2008 - 7:56pm.
is that breathe heavy sight for serious? I honestly can't tell
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BreatheHeavy is a fansite that been around for the last 4 years. The owner is a hardcore Unfitaloon that has actually meet the insane whore. The owner (don't forget that this dude is a fan) supports the slimeball Sam guy - and never misses a chance to snark at Daddy Speas, even though Daddy Spears is clearly keeping Unfitney somewhat sane.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Why are all the post italicised? Did my Dexatrim kick in yet?
Your comment about sarcasm makes no fucking sense farmer brown!
Who said anything sarcastic to Brit Shit?
tarded much?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
is that breathe heavy sight for serious? I honestly can't tell
WTF?
I leave for lunch and a chick fight breaks out? Hawt!
Damn, I always miss the good stuff.
*walking away sulking*
On Topic: Shitney and Chestica should go on tour together and call it the "Blonde Unambitious Tour"
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Why don't you consider climbing down off that high horse, instead of being such an uptight prick?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 2:46pm.
AND YOUR COMMENT IS OFF TOPIC! IM TELLING! Neener Neener! Douche!
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Sarcasm is always lost on the feeble minded.
My comment was directed at Britney & not towards anyone else.
If you would like for me to extend it towards you, consider it done.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Sarcasm is always lost on the feeble minded.
BOOOOOOOOOO YOUR SARCASM SUCKS DICK! ha ha ha
Hey Yo! We cant hear tone of voice in written word. Thats why bitches do this "LOL" or "HA HA" bull shit.
I noticed feeble minded people call other people feeble minded when they say something stupid and get called out on it.
AND YOUR COMMENT IS OFF TOPIC! IM TELLING! Neener Neener! Douche!
*fondels feeble mind inside the flap in the back of my skull. Hides in shame when i outed myself as a pod person with a skull flap for routine brain tune ups*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sarcasm is always lost on the feeble minded.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Unfitney ruins everything, nasty, talnetless hag that she is.
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 21, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Xtina wins on talent, class, actually having something called dignity, fashion sense...I'll stop now
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Submitted by bo_tatoe on July 21, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Please close the - thank you
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 21, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I posted the pics this morning on other Unfitney thread. Thank heavens Kevin has sole custordy of those boys!!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
LOL...ok, FINALLY, after all these months I get it with the sunglasses. She is like an ostrich. When her sunglasses are on, she thinks she's invisible!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
@iHH:
O my GAWD!
UPDATE: Check out another picture that tells more of the story below. Looks like Britney snatches the cigarettes & lighter away from Seanny. Cute little troublemaker! Oh and check out Jayden gettin a kiss from his mama, too!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
101 Ways to Kill the worthless trash heap -
1. Tell her that panties like her.
2. Tell the that the paps like Jamie Lynn more.
3. Tell her that Starbucks are wont sell her any more Frapps
4. Give her booboos back
5. Tell her that the whole "semen is good for the vocal cords" thing is a myth.
6. Same thing for giving rim jobs to K-Fed. (Although his buddies enjoyed the video.)
7. Make her listen to her own music.
8. Ask to recite the alphabet with saying "pass".
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Jayden is way too trendy for me to even consider it cute. It will sound stupid in twenty years.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
"Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song ..."
Huh! Howzat? I thought she was a professional minigolfer. I'm gonna have to ask my mom if that bimbo Brit ever had anything to do with music.
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Yeah, me again. Mom said that could have been so lang ago, she is not old enough to remember and i may ask grandma.
Alrighty just had to share this:
http://www.breatheheavy.com/
Front page.
SPF is stealing Shitshit's smokes. JJ hates her ass, my God he looks completely miserable. Way to smoke around your babies, cunt.
*Also pics of her shopping with Burly Girl.
Okay I'm going to clean for real now LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:19pm
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Damn! Forgot about middle names!! Swiss Little Debbie Miss
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The battle between Brit and X-tina must be back on, cause it looks like Brit's trying to take her title as Tranny Clown. Once again, she's the looozer.
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 2:22pm.
*quitley* I think Jayden James is a cute name *hides*
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I agree, it is, but Spears ruined it.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Done!! I gotta name it Swiss Miss if it's a girl, tho, k???
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Ok. Can I take the middle name of Aunt Jemima?
'French Aunt Jemima Toast'?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 7:02pm.
*quitley* I think Jayden James is a cute name *hides*
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Kizzy, you can't expect a simpleton to understand that many big words. Frances can only understand words with less that 2 letters in them.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:11pm.
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Done!! I gotta name it Swiss Miss if it's a girl, tho, k???
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 21, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Dreamy,
101 Ways to Kill the worthless trash heap -
4. Give her booboos back =))
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Lol!
5. Make her listen to her own music!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Well, it ain't Miller Lyte, or, as my intelligent Uncle did, EVAN WILLIAMS, yes, that is his favorite liquor.
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Wow. Kizzy, let's make a deal. You call your firstborn Macaroni and Cheese, and I'll call mine French Toast.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:04pm
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Well, it ain't Miller Lyte, or, as my intelligent Uncle did, EVAN WILLIAMS, yes, that is his favorite liquor.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@LCT: I know, right? Here, it's mostly the merchant thing. Chinatown is FILTHY! And all the houses around it are bought up and the yards are cemented for the sole purpose of filling them with junk. Most of it is store fixture kinda stuff but they don't organize it or cover it or anything.
In Vancouver, it's a real-estate/drug thing. Everyone knows where the heroine comes from over there. And it's very popular for wealthy Asians to pay crazy ass dollars for homes they don't even live in which has driven up prices all over.
ONT: I got a song for her. It's called:
"Leaving on a Jet Plane."
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
why does she always have that dumb look on her face??
my dog looks more intelligent when he tilts his head
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
101 Ways to Kill the worthless trash heap -
5) Tell her that the whole "semen is good for the vocal cords" thing is a myth.
6) Same thing for giving rim jobs to K-Fed. (Although his buddies enjoyed the video.)
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Hospitals should seriously re-think their policy of letting the mother name the child while still under the affects of heavy drugs!!
Could be worse, they could actually live in California.
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I think we should start with screening people who are attempting to breed. Not to say my aunt and uncle shouldn't have kids, but if they're going to name his Jayden James, there's something not right.
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Re:Clean Hizzouse,
Me 3!
I seriously gotta clean my kitchen today though. The Good Fairy ain't comin:( For Christmas I want a self-cleaning home.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Considering that the silent (against their will) sponsors of Britney's last was Starbucks, Cheetos, and wigs from Bok Choy fashions, her album sold fairly well.
Call it train wreck PR.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 2:02pm
Not a hickey, it's a tattoo, which is why we rag on it.
Get with the program, or get out of the sandbox.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 21, 2008 - 10:04am.
Alright Bitchez...Im off to watch "Clean House". It gets me motivated to not do shit to mine. See ya all later!
Me TOO!
Comeback and play with us soon. Ya HEAR?!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 2:04pm.
LCT,
Fucking kidding me? Was that on purpose or just a sad mistake?
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A sad mistake it seems. Luckily his big brothers don't have Sean or Preston in their names.
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Youre right Frances, we ARE classy.
Ill be back when the BS is over, and Ms. Eddie Haskell has gone on to monitor another thread.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Hospitals should seriously re-think their policy of letting the mother name the child while still under the affects of heavy drugs!!
Could be worse, they could actually live in California.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥