Brit Brit Is Not An ATM!
Naw, she's more like a check cashing place. Actually, she's more like a Fila shoebox stuffed with a bunch of $1 bills. Anyway, Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called "ATM" about all her family members. Wait, maybe it's not about a cash machine. Maybe she's singing about "Ass to Mouth." I know she really loves Cheetos, but enough to eat the caca-covered Cheetos bits off a - No, I need to stop. Not today.
According to the Mirror, the lyrics for "AMT" go: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I’m too good for ‘em.” Did MC Scat Kat write that shit?
Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called "Already Bad." The lyrics go, "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad." Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit's next album.
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Tonicbitch presents: The History of Comingback
The original comingback first posted back in September and early November of last year. They were never registered. One of the regulars here at the time who went by the name pip_cheerio registered the name. So then "comingback" posted a few more times as "shecomingback". After that a bunch of imitators took over and I dont think the real comingback came back. I think the real comingback might have been a true britloon but the predecessors were regulars, I think someone here even fessed up to it once.
MK may have deleted the old posts but I posted a "best of" comingback here a few months ago and those might still be around. I dont have it saved anywhere though.
Shit, comingback needs their own wiki page. He/she deserves it *tear*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Hey LCT - are you in the Tdot?
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Negative, I'm on the other side. Are you?
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Someone out there is praying for the return of Britney Spears to the pinnacle of her former fame.
It's just not me!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Sensimina on July 21, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Speaking of gross shit,
I got drunk last night with some friends and told them the story MK told us about his friend who got a lap dance from a stanky male stripper, developed an eye infection, and found out that a crab had gotten in it
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AGOEIWBGOWEIBGEWIGBOBOIVBOIEWBOIG
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GBEWOGBEIOWGBIOWEBGOEIWBGOEBGOWBOGWEOE OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 10:17am.
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Does he at least say 'teefs'?
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NO! It's really irritating cuz he's a frickin' CAJUN and his speech is all f'd up already. (Not really, just sayin.) But he does say funky things, kinda like Britney. I grew up in Burbank and I'm like "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Like, instead of saying "put that there" he'll say "set that there" but the "set" sounds like "sit"
I don't know. you gals in mixed relationships (American South vs. any other region) get me... :-)
Submitted by Sensimina on July 21, 2008 - 10:19am.
"Gift of the Crabeye".
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hee hee hee
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Hey LCT - are you in the Tdot?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
DD,
Yes we do have a huge problem with homelessness. Especially on the West Coast where the winters are mild. In my city the official number is 2,800, with experts estimating that the actual figure is four times that.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Farrah on July 21, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I was talking about the avie of that registered user you found. That's the trademark of a certain mouse with more than 100 different usernames. Remember the "J'accuse Police?" lol, good times.
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O! I didn't even realize! So much drama to keep up with on the daily, it can get hard to keep it straight.
I'm looking for my next vict*ahem* lucky celebrity now, actually....I got an itch to cholarize some bitch (hey look! I'm WRITING, like BritBrit)...lemme know if you have any ideas;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
OMFG. RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have homeless in Canada do you? We have TONS wif no teefs here in the Land that Time Forgot (aka Arizona)
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Are you joking? The homeless people LOVE it here. I don't know why, most of them end up literally freezing to death on the streets in the winter. They're bloody EVERYWHERE here.
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Submitted by DaVi on July 21, 2008 - 9:59am.
DID YOU GUYS SEE WENDY WILLIAMS TALK SHOW THIS MORNING? Omarosa vs wendy williams..Omarosa NEEDS TO be LYNCHED.
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Got Link??
And who is Wendy Williams? It can't be the same Wendy as in "Wendy O. Williams" of the Plasmatics izzit? She was KUH-RAZY. I prove my point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBd26f1XoyY
Speaking of gross shit,
I got drunk last night with some friends and told them the story MK told us about his friend who got a lap dance from a stanky male stripper, developed an eye infection, and found out that a crab had gotten in it. I want to write an educational fairy tale based on that called "Gift of the Crabeye".
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 1:11pm.
I always tell him i learnt it here. I'm trying to get him to say "Wif" instead of "with" all the time. He doesn't get it.
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Does he at least say 'teefs'?
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lol I'm stupid...But not THAT stupid
lol @ sensi and unicorns.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Hey Farrah! Nice to see you!
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hi beesh! when you went MIA i was so lost, thinking "who's gonna cholarize these damn hos?"
it's good to have you back. And that avie is one of your best evah.
I was talking about the avie of that registered user you found. That's the trademark of a certain mouse with more than 100 different usernames. Remember the "J'accuse Police?" lol, good times.
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
She's rocking the menopausal denture-breath look hardcore; way to keep up with your peers, Hickney!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 10:12am.
where is Oklahoma?
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omg. LOL. I thought you were asking about THE STATE!!!! I was thinking "Beesh don't know where Oklahoma is???? What the heLl?
Diamond Dog, I imagine it would hurt very badly to fart out a unicorn, regardless of what side came out first! Farting rainbows is a lot safer and easier.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
DAE
lol
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 10:10am.
Yes please. I'll then print it out, find a hobo, get him to take a dump on it and then wipe his ass with it, take a picture and show it back to you!
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OMFG. RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have homeless in Canada do you? We have TONS wif no teefs here in the Land that Time Forgot (aka Arizona)
where is Oklahoma?
sensi - I couldnt agree more. trainwreck brit-brit was a rare gem of a gift... headshaving? mystery accents? pap snarling? umbrella-weilding attacks? that shit is comedy GOLD!
I always hated the "normal" spears for that casio-beat synth pop nightmarish shit-excuse for music she helped sell.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Unfitney - I've sent you a gun in the post (with a bullet) please read the instrctions carefully and follow them!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 10:05am.
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Yeah, the Angie one. I still remember that day. It was a gooder.
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that, indeed, was a HILARIOUS day.
Sensimina just said "...just about burst into a cloud of glitter." that was priceless. I told my husband yesterday that I h8te people who act like they fart rainbows and unicorns. He laughs at eveyrthing i say. I always tell him i learnt it here. I'm trying to get him to say "Wif" instead of "with" all the time. He doesn't get it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 21, 2008 - 1:06pm.
track listing:
1) Cheeto Me Not To Cut Mah Hair!
2) No Panties On (Sunday to Monday)
3) Kids (The Payout)
4) Y-A-L-L
5) Bald & Beaverful
6) ATM Fix Everything (But Wonk)
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LMAO!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 1:07pm.
My cat loves to tear up anything I'm reading (like last week she tore up my Bible. J/K!!!!). I'll pull out the VF with angie on it and leave it on the bed tonight. Then I'll photograph it after she uses it as a scratching post and show it to you.
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Yes please. I'll then print it out, find a hobo, get him to take a dump on it and then wipe his ass with it, take a picture and show it back to you!
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I think the only difference between this hag and Jessica Simpson are regular bathing habits.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 21, 2008 - 1:06pm.
track listing:
1) Cheeto Me Not To Cut Mah Hair!
2) No Panties On (Sunday to Monday)
3) Kids (The Payout)
4) Y-A-L-L
5) Bald & Beaverful
6) ATM Fix Everything (But Wonk)
this is an EP, y'all. I just learned how to rite!
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Don't forget, "Frappe Rappe".
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Hey Farrah! Nice to see you!
I love this avvie - it's one of my favourites. I think i'm gonna make it a poster and hang it on my bedroom wall so I can feel 15 again:)
There were a few.
Comingback, Comingback1, shecomingback, britneyscomingback and britscomingback.
I remember seeing authentic stuff from all but one, or maybe two - I can't remember which ones tho...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 21, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Kitty Zingale!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo-
Thanks a lot, I busted out laughing with my boss in the office. I had to make up some kind of story about a hilarious spreadsheet.
White collar conservative
flashin down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me
Yay it's back! Hee heee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 9:57am.
DiamonDawg, that is, and always will be, my all-time favourite avie.
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oh shoot. you mean the one with the marked-up angie? I was changing it while you were posting this. I just changed it back.
My cat loves to tear up anything I'm reading (like last week she tore up my Bible. J/K!!!!). I'll pull out the VF with angie on it and leave it on the bed tonight. Then I'll photograph it after she uses it as a scratching post and show it to you.
I hated the old Britney, I LOVE the new Britney. I don't understand all the contempt for her. She has by far given me the most entertainment out of any living celeb EVER. She has offered me a wellspring of laughs. I can't hate on that. When she shaved her head, I almost burst into a cloud of glitter. When I first laid eyes on the gurney pictures, it was like hearing a beautiful Mozart aria. As a great appreciator of pop culture, there's no denying to me that she has now become the most interesting celebrity we have right now. Yeah, she's a trashbag and all that stuff we already know, but I care not. Most celebs are filthy trashbags anyway, they just keep their shit more private.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
track listing:
1) Cheeto Me Not To Cut Mah Hair!
2) No Panties On (Sunday to Monday)
3) Kids (The Payout)
4) Y-A-L-L
5) Bald & Beaverful
6) ATM Fix Everything (But Wonk)
this is an EP, y'all. I just learned how to rite!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 1:02pm.
oh shoot. you mean the one with the marked-up angie? I was changing it while you were posting this.
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Yeah, the Angie one. I still remember that day. It was a gooder. The one with the naked picture behind her. *Sigh* Thanks for the giggles from the nostalgic avie.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 12:58pm.
All of comingback's posts are gone but I found this yesterday:
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well, there are no posts because its name was Britneyscomingback, and its crazy ass was not a registered user.. i think M.E. saved some of those posts for future generations...
oh, and that avie creeps the shit out of me.. that's the askeery "you-know-who"
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MK. The lyrics dont make a good pop song I mean comon. "who let the dogs out"? Even 50 cent lyrics are corny "I'll take u to the candy shope I'll let you lick the lollipop"? I mean comon. If its anything like her last album then it will be hott.
I saw Omarosa fake titties and face on Chelsea Handler. She's boring.
Anyways, Reg Jones! I remember a story about Brit screwing him super young. What the fuck? I wasn't even left alone long enough
to copulate at 13. That's really sick.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Jeffro11 - BWAAHAHAHAA!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Somebody get Brit a crayon, I smell a title for her memoirs-
ATM: Ass to Mouth: How a Synthesizer and the Taste of My Own Ass Got Me a Record Deal.
DID YOU GUYS SEE WENDY WILLIAMS TALK SHOW THIS MORNING? Omarosa vs wendy williams..Omarosa NEEDS TO be LYNCHED.
I think it must have been someone that's not around anymore, because they would be reading this shit and posting a rant if so...
Mizro?
God I love that bitch.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
All of comingback's posts are gone but I found this yesterday:
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Nice Avvie:)
http://www.dlisted.com/user/9334
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Stoney
Duh. We all know she was boinking Jason Alexander back in Kentwood when she was 14. They start young down there. Just like Jamie Lynne!!
And bitch, when you're rich, you're SUPPOSED to take care of your family. Whore.
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Actually, it was Reg Jones she was boinking and she was 13. Yes, 13. And yes, it's sad that I know that. How 'bout I just blame MK?
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 8:55am.
I haven't seen comingback in months! *does rain dance*
Who do you think is/was the real comingback?
I know it's one of you funny whores. I just don't know who :p
DiamonDawg, that is, and always will be, my all-time favourite avie.
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Farrah
beesh... you need to be here on Dlisted more often
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i know, it's the only way i can get in touch with yer slutty asses. I've missed you, horzzz.
Hopefully Brit Brit will break free from Daddy Spear, hit a Mercedes' dealer, buy 27 cars, get a new homeless looking assistant and gets preh-nant again. A girl can only dream...
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
If there were ever a Grammy for bridge-burning, she'd win it. Not that the people she's burning bridges with are any better. They should all just live on an island and kill each other like chimps arguing over a pile of papayas.
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