Brit Brit Is Not An ATM!
Naw, she's more like a check cashing place. Actually, she's more like a Fila shoebox stuffed with a bunch of $1 bills. Anyway, Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called "ATM" about all her family members. Wait, maybe it's not about a cash machine. Maybe she's singing about "Ass to Mouth." I know she really loves Cheetos, but enough to eat the caca-covered Cheetos bits off a - No, I need to stop. Not today.
According to the Mirror, the lyrics for "AMT" go: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I’m too good for ‘em.” Did MC Scat Kat write that shit?
Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called "Already Bad." The lyrics go, "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad." Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit's next album.
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I haven't seen comingback in months! *does rain dance*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
With all the shit that has gone on with her in the past year and a half, she chooses to rehash the Justin affair??
You'd think she'd have plenty of new material...and a shred of humility.
I've penned a song for her entitled "Dumb, Country, Crazy, Ho" Call me Brit!
she's an angry bitter untalented bitch whore cheeto eater
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Farrah
beesh... you need to be here on Dlisted more often.
she looks like brooke hogan, except that brooke looks better. and both look like cougars already.
when your ass hangs out your dress
and you always look a mess
Spears-o-rama
Spears-o-rama
When you always have a tan
and go barefoot to the can
Spears-o-rama
Spears-o-rama
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by FatMartha on July 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Is it me, or is she displaying some symptoms of the wonk? Her right eye appears to be looking in a different direction than her left. It's a bit unnerving.
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You are correct. Or as I said in my post yesterday:
WONK.
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Miss American Dream.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Farrah!!!
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beesh!! hi! you know if there's Boot Moves, there's Farrah. Can't resist.
would it be too much to ask for a Comingback's rant? that would make my day, week, month, shit it would make my year!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 21, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Nope, I will cuttabeesch today just for lookin' at me.
Not you, of course!!! ♥
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Aw *blush* thanks, Mrs. K. Well, if it can relieve your stress:
May you find a worthy bitch to cut today:)
Blessings ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 11:42am.
The other thing is that you don't have to put every damn thing up for public consumption. She can create like crazy and never show a soul - many artists would work on something that "deep and meaningful" in privacy for many years before showing it off. Does she have to make a buck off of every single thing she feels?
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I just don't think she has the mental capacity nor the attention span to delve deep down into her psyche and turn those feelings into words.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Is it me, or is she displaying some symptoms of the wonk? Her right eye appears to be looking in a different direction than her left. It's a bit unnerving.
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Hi5.
Submitted by missy on July 21, 2008 - 9:46am.
MrsK, I wont be shy about it, I hate crocs!! they are hideous!
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They are so fucking ugly and ridiculous, I have to love them. I am perverse like that.
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Duh. We all know she was boinking Jason Alexander back in Kentwood when she was 14. They start young down there. Just like Jamie Lynne!!
And bitch, when you're rich, you're SUPPOSED to take care of your family. Whore.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Wow.... well, I think Brit's going to need a new family now. Any takers? Someone get Brange's county on the phone.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
When your boobies are a mess
And they're hanging out your dress
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I'll leave the "ahahaha, she said ATM" jokes to myself...
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 9:44am.
LOL! I've been reading you thinking you were feeling a little extra sweet today. Nice work:)
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Nope, I will cuttabeesch today just for lookin' at me.
Not you, of course!!! ♥
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
MrsK, I wont be shy about it, I hate crocs!! they are hideous!
so basically: hohan leggings? ugly and inexplicitly popular. crocs? ditto
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 21, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 9:42am.
I was totally being snarky and sarcastic.
I am in a crabby mood today.
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LOL! I've been reading you thinking you were feeling a little extra sweet today. Nice work:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 11:37am.
OFF TOPIC:
Americans officially have no taste:
Lindsay Lohan’s new range of leggings has been branded a success after the range sold out in stores across the U.S.
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Ew Nasty. Next up - scientific breakthroughs in vaginal creams and ointments prove to be just the relief we've been looking for!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 9:42am.
I was totally being snarky and sarcastic.
I am in a crabby mood today.
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
when your music sounds like crap
but all you want is one more frapp
spears-o-rama pfft pfft
spears-o-rama pfft pfft
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You sure that was meant for Timberlake?? Could be about how cheetos thought he popped her cherry but we all know it was really aerosal cheese in a can. I hope the cover has a close up pic of her peach fuzzed moustache stained with purple drank
Submitted by missy on July 21, 2008 - 9:38am.
then again..... CROCS are extremely popular these days also.
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And your point is....?
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 21, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I, for one, am happy that she is using her creative talents to express her pain and anger.
You go, Britney.
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I totally get you on this, Mrs. K...I think it might be a good idea to focus on the things she has to be grateful for - like, why has she never "written" a song for her kids? Or her dad?
The other thing is that you don't have to put every damn thing up for public consumption. She can create like crazy and never show a soul - many artists would work on something that "deep and meaningful" in privacy for many years before showing it off. Does she have to make a buck off of every single thing she feels?
I guess I'm just saying that I'd normally agree but I just can't give her a pass on this one.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Farrah!!!
Hi Hoe.
When you've shaven off your hair
And you've got a saggy pair
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 11:37am.
OFF TOPIC:
Americans officially have no taste:
Lindsay Lohan’s new range of leggings has been branded a success after the range sold out in stores across the U.S.
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no fucking WAY!!!
then again..... CROCS are extremely popular these days also.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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oh joy of joys! Cheeto Report!
her lyrics keep on getting better, bless her soul.
I hope they can top the "hand-elin' mah budines, can ah git ah witniz?". Poetry!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
looks like a fly crawling on her chest. you can try to clean it up, but never completely lose the trash
OK...
the other day when MK posted her pic, I thought the flash of the camera caused her serious wonk, but even in THIS pic with her fat ass cranium cocked to the goddamn side, there is full blast hella-WONK!
Bitch is BUSTED!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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OFF TOPIC:
Americans officially have no taste:
Lindsay Lohan’s new range of leggings has been branded a success after the range sold out in stores across the U.S.
The Hollywood actress launched fashion accessories line 6126 - named after Marilyn Monroe’s birthdate - earlier this month.
And the range has already sold out - with customers being placed on a waiting list until stores can order new stock.
Los Angeles boutique owner Jaye Hersh tells E! Online, “The collection is blowing out, we were so overwhelmed by the reaction. We have launched other celebrity collections here, and this one is just flying through the door.
“We launched Lauren Conrad’s collection, we’ve had Mandy Moore, we’ve had various different celebrity lines, but this one really seems to be hitting home"
WTF?!
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LMAO. You are a crazyass bitch!! <3
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Hi5.
Actually, I really like the look on her face. She's saying "hi" to someone and she clearly can't remember why she's supposed to know them. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I bet she totally goes Ass To Mouth.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I really hope this poor girl eventually gets a good support system. It's pretty damn crappy that EVERYONE in her life uses her. Everyone. Every guy has sold her out, every family member lives off her money, every assistant sells their story, the bodyguards sell their stories, her friends take the high life for a while and then disappear and/or sell their story. It is just so sad... no wonder she had a breakdown - the man she loved duped her then dumped her ...
Well, Whomever is writing her next album, you can be damn sure it isn't her. Nor will she actually be singing on it. As far as her money goes, most people that have wanted any of it have already taken a chunk, so it's a little late to bitch about it now.
OMG please stop this mad fu*kery!
It's already noon and I'm still hung-over and now I have to wonder what the hell Brit Brit's ATM means...like snatch of doom doesnt just give it away!
when you never passed 5th grade
and your ass-tax aint been paid
spears-o-rama *pfft* *pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft* *pfft*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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I am loving the Spears~O~Rama!
pfft!
pfft!
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Submitted by ricki lake on July 21, 2008 - 12:31pm.
The lyrics, although completely asstastic, can't be attributed to our girl Brit, alas, as that would imply this simple rube was somehow literate in one form or another. She DID, however, think sounded real purty!
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They prolly have guys who sit with her while she goes on about this or that...and then they make it into a song for her! I do that for toddlers all the time. Jeez - I should go get rich, already.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I look at that face and all I can see are six degrees of stupid.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Is that a tattoo on her wrist? It looks more like ringworm.
I think she clearly wrote that stuff herself. What few brain cells she had probably went on strike a long time ago; right before the head-shaving incident.
I, for one, am happy that she is using her creative talents to express her pain and anger.
You go, Britney.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Wow. These songs sound really deep and meaningful. What an artist she is. *eyeroll* If I were her, I would be too embarassed and ashamed to leave the house. I'd probably move to some tropical island and never come back.
And btw, MK, enough Cheeto jokes! The Cheeto jokes have been beaten to death, rescesitated (hope I spelled that right), and beaten some more. ENOUGH!!!!!
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O dear Lord in heaven forgive us this wench.
Why doesn't she start with her own damn issues - she can't go blaming everyone else forever. And I'll say this for Lynn - I can't stand the idea of her, but you know she busted her ass to get Britney where she is - if she wants to sing about ATM's why doesn't she sing about Sam or Adnan or fucking Alli (wherever the hell she is in all of this).
Gosh - I hope DAE shows us some more RAVING about how good this greasy, crazy face lady looks.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
YES! This bitch can do a gansta' rap song with Jessica Simpleton!
Who let MAH DAWGS out?
What dogs?
AH Let MAHZE DAWGS OUT BITCH!
Are you talking about your babies?
*Jessica starts crying because she fear Britty really let her "dogs" loose*
AH EAT YER PUPPIES!
*Jessica franticly searches for daisy. Britty covers herself in BBQ sauce to avoid being arrested*
BBQ DAWGS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The lyrics, although completely asstastic, can't be attributed to our girl Brit, alas, as that would imply this simple rube was somehow literate in one form or another. She DID, however, think sounded real purty!
Im gonna wait for a min and see if either of these songs end up on the new CD. Us reported that there was supposedly a song on the In The Zone album that suggested Justn Timberlake was gay. This was right after Cry me a river came out. The song never materialized.
On a side note Lynn Spears is only a mother to make money off of them
wow....this is why songwriting should be left to 60 year old hairy men from sweden.
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