Brooke Hogan Is Not A Voter, But She Is A Dumb Fuck
Last night on "Brooke Knows Shit Best," Brooke interviewed potential roommates and one of them asked her who she was voting for in the presidential election. This is what she said, "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
No, Brooke. I don't know. The reason why you're such an emotional wreck is because of al the male hormones and roids you take. The fact that you're a Hogan doesn't help. Not all women are like that. It's just your fucked up family. And you couldn't run a country because you have shit for brains not because you're a woman. Wait, I take that back. Being President has nothing to do with being smart. Look at Dubya.
This is also reason #4,578 on why all the Hogans should not be allowed to breed anymore.
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Brooke Hogan never, ever speak again.
Please stay on topic. Go ahead and hate me. Thank you
i'm so conflicted.. on one hand i agree with Brooke never speaking again. on the other hand, as to regards of stringent on topic: shit in one hand, pray in the other.. let's see which one fills up faster, shall we?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Please stay on topic.
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Fuck no!
Off topic
funny joke I found
Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.
(no offense to any male dlisters!)
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
xxyxz,
Everytime you post, Tasha Mack reads it in my head!!!
"Bitch please"!!
LMFAO!!
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Brooke Hogan never, ever speak again.
Please stay on topic. Go ahead and hate me. Thank you
AGAIN. Unless you are MK or you currently have his penis in your anus.... THEN STFU!
rude bitch!
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Bitch please. We aew NOT going to listen to you
LMMFAO.
where is *EyeRoll*?
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Please stay on topic. Go ahead and hate me. Thank you
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You should prolly just go ahead and make that your sigline:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Oh snap! Did i go to Pop Sugar by accident?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I'll be back at the Forum around 6pm central.
Gotta get a few things done around work.
Feel free to join the paaaarty!
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Ok! Ill check that out!
*packs hair spray, matches, and some swim rings in case i get thrown in the pool*
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@StockBroker:
You are far more relevant to a good many of us than Brooke Hogan, as relevant as either one of you can be all things considered:) That being said, she sounds like a fun lady - your date, that is:)
ONT: That woman looked like Parker Posey. I wish she was cuz if she was she would have scratched Brooke's eyes out in a heartbeat*whooosh!*and her eyes would be on the floor.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
LoLo ~ not yet.
If you go to the Forum, bring protection as it get pretty wild in there.
Yes, that's exactly why a woman shouldn't be president, because they're moody. I hope nobody watches this show, she just sent women back 20 years. So much for women's rights, stupid bitch.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 4:45pm.
DListed Ladies...I'm going into the Forum as the mod police may be on my ass.
I'll post a topic called "Dating Stories" on the section called "Powder Room Topics".
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What the eff???
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 21, 2008 - 4:43pm.
thank you LCT
I'll do you on our first date.
not like I haven't before.
BUT you are carrot hoff's mom!
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Will you tell me you never do things like this but there's just something about me? Will you promise you're not after me only for my sexy times and swear that you'll call but never contact me again?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Dude did you get an effed up email warning you?
*glares at fucker farmer fanny ho*
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Mrs K.,
tricolored topsiders!?!?! what sort of color combo was that?!?!?
LCT,
RE: Stock Broker's "Mod" comment.
I didn't see the toilet bat signal?!?!?
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DListed Ladies...I'm going into the Forum as the mod police may be on my ass.
I'll post a topic called "Dating Stories" on the section called "Powder Room Topics".
Angel-i ~ I saw her around my office building and we made small talk on the elevators. One day, I just decided to ask her out for dinner.
Sorry to have derailed the conversation from Brooke Hogan to my personal dating stories folks.
If you want to hear more, I'll take it to the Forum.
thank you LCT
I'll do you on our first date.
not like I haven't before.
BUT you are carrot hoff's mom!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.
"Sobbing"
lovecarrottop, it is yours!
we can do a poo NA test!
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Ok, but if I find out it's not mine, well, I'll take you back anyway.
I just can't quit you.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 21, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I wait until the third date. Gives me time to run his criminal history.
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Oh, yeah, right...you a schmart cookie.
Did I ever tell you about the first time I went to Pudge's house and saw the tricolored Topsiders on his bedroom floor? Now that was criminal!!!!!
I thought I was gonna die!
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
i'm not in the least bit going to say Brooke Hogan isn't a complete and total idiot, but... eh, fuck it... i can't say it better than king George
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u6lCBnRoHQ
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
StockBroker, after being pawed on dates for so many years, I am shocked when a man doesn't try anything on the first or second date.....shocked I tell ya!
It's confusing, but I like the "gentlemen"...(to an extent...hehee)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Women also expect me to want to sleep on the first date.
Too many women have been watching Sex & the City and think that's the way all men are.
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My bf actually revealed to me that after our first date, his friends asked him if he slept with me and when he said no they were surprised! I don't go to bed on a first date, regardless, but he didn't even put the moves on me except for a goodnight kiss. BUT I know that if I'd come on to him he wouldn't have stopped me--and I know that if I had allowed that to happen we probably would never have become a couple. Then after he told me that, I asked him just how MANY first dates he's been on, exactly...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Mrs.Kravitz,
I wait until the third date. Gives me time to run his criminal history.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
@ Stock Broker
is that you in your avie? Cuz if it is I would prolly want to "sleep with you" the minute I met you.
hee hee hee
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Women also expect me to want to sleep on the first date.
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You need to stop dating whores and try a real lady.
"Lady" means a woman who expects you to want to sleep with her on the second date.
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
LCT,
Smores, Jiffey Pop (which, contrary to the warning label, can in fact be popped over a fire pit) and Grape drink!
Stock Broker,
I think i love you.
*sniffle*
*sniffle*
I will take you away from all of the shallow PMS'ing women.
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Submitted by TinaTuna on July 21, 2008 - 12:52pm.
When will America wake the fuck
up?????????????????
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I'm guessin'...when it's too damn late.
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I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Because of idiots like her the world is mess up, I use to like her but know im ashame for her for being so stupid
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
OMG Stock Broker; That is one of the fucking funniest dating situations I've ever heard. How did you guys meet? At a bar brawl?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
C-Word and Your Mom Ate ~
It's tough out there. I was raised to always be polite & gentleman to women.
It was drilled into our heads by my mom.
Women also expect me to want to sleep on the first date.
Too many women have been watching Sex & the City and think that's the way all men are.
She isn't worthy of the sacrifices our suffragettes made on behalf of all future generations of women. It's ultimately better for a democracy though if morons like her don't exercise their right to vote. If only more would refrain.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 21, 2008 - 3:22pm.
"Sobbing"
lovecarrottop, it is yours!
we can do a poo NA test!
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You guys should go on the Maury show!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"Sobbing"
lovecarrottop, it is yours!
we can do a poo NA test!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by The C word on July 21, 2008 - 3:10pm.
OnT: I feel somewhat sorry for guys today, especially those who are dating, since they walk a fine line between upbringing (e.g. good gentlemanly manners) vs. strong, independent women/feminisim.
It must be a constant conflict ("do I open the door to be polite or let her open her own door to show that I know she is strong and independent and I respect her for it?").
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I'd have to half-agree. Although there are some men out there who are basically nice and respectful of women at all times, I've found that the majority are only thinking in this manner in order to get laid. If feminism is an obstacle in their pursuit, then score one for the ladies.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LovesCarrotop ~ nope, I did not bring any flowers. Also, I did not compliment her. When I arrived, she opened the door and said, "Well, look who finally showed up". She said it trying to be funny & sarcastic.
I knew the date was going to be a bust at that moment. But I went along with it.
she is a fat tranny, ugly, AND an idiot. Brooke Hogan is a disgrace to smart talented intelligent women like Hillary Clinton and Condeleza Rice.
I don't get PMS, I'm just naturally bitchy. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
@ LCT:
*Bob dies*
FUNNAY!
and this:
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Stock, you must understand one very important thing:
YOU, as a man, should never mention or ask about PMS. Just keep your mouth shut, pretend it doesn't exist, and you won't get hurt!
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Damn straight. Another good reason not to mention it is when you're wrong; when she actually has a valid reason to be stabbing your genitals with a fork. (I know, I know, men never do anything wrong; they are always the hapless victims of circumstance, but for the sake of argument, let's say...) If you just never say anything you'll never happen upon that mistake, my friend.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I managed to watch this and the chick she was interviewing looked like she wanted to club her. Dumb ass idiot -- but can you fault her -- her father is the Hulk, I doubt she knows anything about gender equality -- this is why she could forgive her father for having sex with her best friend but not her mother for having sex with someone who went to her highschool.
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OMFG!!!!! SHE HAS TO BE KIDDING NO ONE CAN BE THAT MUCH OF A DUMBASS BITCH. SHE NEED'S TO BE TAKEN OUT BEAT SILLY LOL....
Submitted by missy on July 21, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by The C word on July 21, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by HollyMadison on July 21, 2008 - 3:44pm.
thanks for that nice childhood memory guys; I loved that book too :)
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No problem missy! Always nice to get memories of childhood, especially the further away we get from it. :)
OnT: I feel somewhat sorry for guys today, especially those who are dating, since they walk a fine line between upbringing (e.g. good gentlemanly manners) vs. strong, independent women/feminisim.
It must be a constant conflict ("do I open the door to be polite or let her open her own door to show that I know she is strong and independent and I respect her for it?").
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 21, 2008 - 4:06pm.
TOP THAT!!!! I DARE YOU!!!!!
LCT,
I'm paying your poo support. You are coming to live in my castle!
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Awwwww, really? Can we make smores on the burning piles of dirty potato sacks and filthy miscreants?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 21, 2008 - 4:04pm.
LCT
I'm taking you to court, you must give me roid money and toilet flash money!
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Roid money? Hey now, it takes two to tango while eating bean burritos.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Maybe she just had Taco Bell for lunch. Sometimes that makes me cranky. Could have been that PLUS she might have heard a Jessica Simpson song or something...
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
We should all chip in and buy Brooke Hogan a muzzle for her birthday. Anybody know when her birthday is?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oh, well, of course she said that.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, thankfully Brooke, your mind was optional that day and someone opted out.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"
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Surfing the apocalypse.
"Sally: "Fuck this stupid fucking notebad. It's too goddamn yellow and it's NOT GODDAMN STICKY ENOUGH!"
Bob: "Whoa, SOMEONE'S PMSing."
*Bob dies*"
TOP THAT!!!! I DARE YOU!!!!!
LCT,
I'm paying your poo support. You are coming to live in my castle!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard