Brooke Hogan Is Not A Voter, But She Is A Dumb Fuck
Last night on "Brooke Knows Shit Best," Brooke interviewed potential roommates and one of them asked her who she was voting for in the presidential election. This is what she said, "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
No, Brooke. I don't know. The reason why you're such an emotional wreck is because of al the male hormones and roids you take. The fact that you're a Hogan doesn't help. Not all women are like that. It's just your fucked up family. And you couldn't run a country because you have shit for brains not because you're a woman. Wait, I take that back. Being President has nothing to do with being smart. Look at Dubya.
This is also reason #4,578 on why all the Hogans should not be allowed to breed anymore.
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Ugh after a Venti Starbucks and a diet Pepsi I can't stop having pee times! I need a catheter.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Once when I was PMSy I actually turned to my bf and said: Why do you keep BREATHING like that? It was LOUD, bitches! And it was getting on my nerves.
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Or,
'Do you HAVE to walk on the same goddamn sidewalk I'm on?
'If you scuffle your shoes any more, I swear to God I'm going to fucking beat you in the mouth with them.'
'Are you always this stupid or am I just lucky to listen to your yammering today?'
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Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 2:37pm.
That can't be for real. It's impossible for someone to be that stupid and disgusting. Impossible.
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Aw, c'mon Madam S. Then how do you explain paris hilton's existence?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 2:31pm.
YourMomAte...that's hilarious!
I guess I lead a sheltered life.
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It is pretty funny, but not for me when I have to hear my bf bitch and moan about it! lol. I always tell him how he and his friends act like a bunch of teenage girls.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Stock Broker,
Oi ! You are talking women in an office setting!!! Whole different super breed of catty!
In my department i am the only female so things run smoothly, but i cannot tell you how many times i hear raised voices, crying and slamming doors coming down the hall! Oh and the whispering! "Did you hear what she said??" "Can you believe that shirt?"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
That can't be for real. It's impossible for someone to be that stupid and disgusting. Impossible.
Ditto.
2 words: Dumb Twat
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 21, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I don't think any of the HOgans are able to have a normal, intelligent conversation, so Brooke being so close minded and ignorant doesn't surprise me at all.
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I had a 9-year-old family member say to me..."Do you know what makes people retarded?" (I stood there not know what to say, so I said, "Um, what?") She said "It happens when people marry their own family." It was all I could do not to ROFLMAO! That pretty well sums up the Hogan family, the Spears family and possibly the Simpson family.
LOL angel_i, can't he control the volume of his breathing for one GD second?! God! I'm so sick of this shit!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
*batting eyelashes*
Hi Stocky! Haven't been around much. Busy with work and life and all that crap.
To answer your question about women's cattyness: I have no idea. Maybe b/c we think every other chick's after our man? Who knows. I try to get along and whoever doesn't want to get along with me can suck a big fat one for all I care.
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I'm not weird. I'm gifted.
I guess the "Kollege" Brooke attends has a short bus with flavored windows for the "stoodents" to lick.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Euphoria ~ that's how I've dealt with jerk friends. We take a couple of punches and then shake hands & drink beer. Discussion over.
Never understood the whole covert sneaky crap of women. In my office, there's a few women and its like a damn CIA operation between them.
Geezus. Now I remembered why I'm still single.
Gina Latina: You still around? How are you? Long time no see!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
heheheheheee!! stoney your hormones are making you funny :)
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Stoney, get a dildo!
you fuck the desk, you get splinters!
I don't mentally PMS, but when I was newly pregnant with my first, I'd sit and rock and look out the window and cry! for no reason.
boo-hoo.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
If anyone admits to watching this lame show, they should be hogtied and forced to have Linda Hogan sit on their face.
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Once when I was PMSy I actually turned to my bf and said: Why do you keep BREATHING like that? It was LOUD, bitches! And it was getting on my nerves.
I'm laughing now because I remember the look on his face, like, WTF? Tryna figure out what, exactly, he could do about that.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Christine:
Actually, I'm sitting here laughing at myself with tears streaming down my cheeks! Mood swings, you know?
*pops Midol*
*fucks corner of desk*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Gina Latina!!!
How it's going hun...missed you!
YourMomAte...that's hilarious!
I guess I lead a sheltered life.
On Topic: someone super glue Brooke's mouth shut.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 2:13pm.
You know what I've never understood: why are woman so damn pissy towards each other.
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I do believe it's because men are always looking for ways to 'get off the hook'.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 3:13pm.
You know what I've never understood: why are woman so damn pissy towards each other.
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That's why most of my friends have always been guys. I never got into the catty stuff...never understood it. Guys can beat the shit out of each other and be best friends when it's over. A lot of women can carry a grudge big as Texas for their entire life! I know grown women in their 30's who hate each other because of something that happened in elementary school...and they get their friends in on it, too.
@ricki lake:
I think the hard part is that it's a strange idea for America, particularly. Americans can barely deal with cultural differences within their own country, let alone be asked to process the concept that India's President is actually the President of anything important.
@Stoney: K - mebbe not, like, EVERY woman could be President, right? (plsdonthurtmekthxbye:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Stoney
so, you're not having a good day?
"runs"
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
plus a woman ain't runnin' anymore so the point is moot
Yes Clarisse, and his mother even made it!!! I was just warming it up so it would be perfect when the ungrateful mother fucker walked through the door! How dare me!!! *shoots lasers out my eyes*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 3:24pm.
"I put the lasagna in the oven for YOU! How could you be so MEAN!!!" *sobs*
"I don't want to see another fucking envelope with The Gap on it in my mailbox again, IS THAT CLEAR?!?!?!"
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Tee hee! It's ok Stoney, I'll share my chocolate with you. Now, don't breathe deeply because that shit doesn't help us when we PMS, and eat the fuck out of this bag of Lays and tub of Ben & Jerry's.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 2:13pm.
You know what I've never understood: why are woman so damn pissy towards each other.
Geezus, you never see guys saying or pulling this kind of crap on each other.
Maybe its because we're only care about 3 things: food, sex & sports.
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Actually, I can safely say that my bf is involved in more drama with his guy friends in a matter of a year than I've been involved in with my female friends my entire life. He and his friends can be a bunch of little bitches, sometimes--you wouldn't believe!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
It's actually kind of refreshing to see some of these dumb twats owning their idioticy and not pretending to be all politically aware and shit.
I'd be more disturbed if she came out with "I'm like, endorsing Barack Obamba 'cuz he, like, is so young and like, cool and stuff?, and McLaine is like, old you know? So yeah, I'm gonna like, vote for Obamba"
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I'm not weird. I'm gifted.
I second that, Miss Priss. Except for "I Love Money." That STD infestation of a show is reality tv gold.
And whoever invented reality TV should be shot
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HA HA HAH STONEY YOU ARE KILLING ME!
IM YELLING CAUSE OF MY WHOREMOANS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
CTH,
Violent yes...Women are much more cerebral. They just poison a bitch over the course of a year.
Stoney,
He complained about lasagna???? Fuck that. Give him a single off of the dollar menu and let a bitch complain!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
The Hogan Family started
when Hulk Hogan farted
They all came out retarded
The Hogan Family...
Oh no, Brooke has made me regress back to sixth grade.
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Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 1:23pm.
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LMAO *ducks* Please don't hurt me for laughing your majesty.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
"I put the lasagna in the oven for YOU! How could you be so MEAN!!!" *sobs*
"I don't want to see another fucking envelope with The Gap on it in my mailbox again, IS THAT CLEAR?!?!?!"
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
This show is positive shit - it is unwatchable... And I actually liked Hogan Knows Best and thought it was funny lots of times - but this thing just sucks shit... It's boring and I have no interest in watching Brooke's stupid life or the lives of her stupid boring ass roommates... I think this is supposed to be cute and funny - but it is just fucking stupid...
I couldn't believe that when she made the comment about Hilary running for President - how ungodly ignorant..... I can't believe they left it in the show - don't her producers realize how ignorant that sounds ???????
I cried when my boyfriend complained about lasagna for dinner last night, and I just screamed at the lady in Gap customer service about an incorrect bill, and flipped off a homeless man on the way to work this morning who bumped my car, and yes, I'm gonna start my period tomorrow, BUT I SWEAR I COULD RUN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY!! I'M NOT PSYCHO IN THE LEAST! *stabs you*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
It’s not necessarily bad that people like her don’t vote...her parents voted in the last election and look what happened.
That said, it's unfortunate that the pre-teen girls watching this show may actually listen to what this 'kollege girl' has to say.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
"No, Brooke. I don't know. The reason why you're such an emotional wreck is because of al the male hormones and roids you take. The fact that you're a Hogan doesn't help. Not all women are like that. It's just your fucked up family. And you couldn't run a country because you have shit for brains not because you're a woman."
Thank you MK, that is the nicest thing I've heard all day. :)
I don't think any of the HOgans are able to have a normal, intelligent conversation, so Brooke being so close minded and ignorant doesn't surprise me at all.
These people need to go away.
And whoever invented relaity TV should be shot
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um, has Brook ever seen a man with a tummy ache? bitching and whining and asking for 7up and crackers and his blankie and what not?
Um, let's also not forget that other countries HAVE had women leaders! Just because the US hasn't doesn't mean it's such a strange idea. But you know, the US hasn't done it, it must be totally crazy! Oh women. Go back to having babies.
Ninety percent of all violent crimes are commited by men
now, that's a bitch!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
she needs to shut up... fast
Nova
Good point!
She'd fit in at a college for pigs, however, although I heard they're intelligent, so never mind.
You know, I do have to say, the bitchiest person I know is a male.
Nothing's ever right for him and he never shuts up.
I'm talking to You, keith.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 21, 2008 - 3:13pm.
You know what I've never understood: why are woman so damn pissy towards each other.
Geezus, you never see guys saying or pulling this kind of crap on each other.
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Yeah - but I'm SURE I've seen guys knock each other in the head on occasion just cuz it's funny. OR becuz they're mad.
"Shot for shot" was not a game invented by girlies, that's fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
And, according to Brooke's line of reasoning, women shouldn't be trusted with money either. I'll bet that little bit of information would give her a pause for thought, if she's capable of it.
Naaaaaa CTF....Clown college involves cars and we all know of these idiots handle themselves with cars.
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
I can't hate on anything Brooke says, cos look at who spwaned her. At her level of intelligence I think it's amazing that she can even formulate sentences.
You know what I've never understood: why are woman so damn pissy towards each other.
Geezus, you never see guys saying or pulling this kind of crap on each other.
Maybe its because we're only care about 3 things: food, sex & sports.