Brooke Hogan Is Not A Voter, But She Is A Dumb Fuck
Last night on "Brooke Knows Shit Best," Brooke interviewed potential roommates and one of them asked her who she was voting for in the presidential election. This is what she said, "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
No, Brooke. I don't know. The reason why you're such an emotional wreck is because of al the male hormones and roids you take. The fact that you're a Hogan doesn't help. Not all women are like that. It's just your fucked up family. And you couldn't run a country because you have shit for brains not because you're a woman. Wait, I take that back. Being President has nothing to do with being smart. Look at Dubya.
This is also reason #4,578 on why all the Hogans should not be allowed to breed anymore.
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loozer - thats exactly what I was thinking... women are no more emotionally unstable than men, we're just usually more sincere the way we express it.
In my mind the ONLY drawback of electing a female president is the problem of the worlds context: its still a mans world, and women are not taken as seriously or as respected as much as their male counterparts.
Ive been bouncing this idea around in my mind too: do our candidates suggest that an underlying aspect of sexism is more prevalent in the US than one of racism?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Klassic. and Klassy. Klever? There you go - three Ks:)
You wanna see moody? Let it be quarter past noon and a MAN has yet to eat his lunch. THAT is moody.
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Oh shit...i feel ya there!! My boys (hubby and sons) would rip the head off a puppy if they arent fed when they are hungry.
Then again...i get pretty damn psycho myself when i am famished!! lol.
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
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CLOWN college I think.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
That is a classic reality show moment for yo ass, right there, brothers and sisters. And at least this idiot is able to form a statement, as compared to say, Shitney, who wouldn't even be able to comprehend what the question is.
Wait...this stupid Ho is going to college right?? Holy crappola...they really are one dumb ass family.
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
We need to get her and Britney on the news.
Britney Spears: "I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."
Brooke Hogan: "What's a president?"
Fin.
Don't vote in a Mexican. They take naps in the afternoon and work at car washes.
No Jewish person, because they whine and are cheap.
Jesus.
I give up.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Right Brooke dumbass, only a man could be commander in chief because women are moody wimps. She is such a fake dumb bitch.
Klassic. and Klassy. Klever? There you go - three Ks:)
You wanna see moody? Let it be quarter past noon and a MAN has yet to eat his lunch. THAT is moody.
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Miss American Dream.
Even if women get 'emotional' when Aunt Flo visits, I would think Hilary stopped getting her visits a while ago.
What about men's ability to become blubbering idiots in the presence of slutty ho's (female or male depending on straight/bent status). Or how about falling into the 'mine is bigger than yours' mentality? How many of Dubya's decisions fall under that category or 'because I said so' or 'because I can'. Men and women are equally imperfect, Brooke baby.
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And in the end the love you take
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 21, 2008 - 10:48am.
Jesus, yes let's elect another WAR MONGERING MOTHER FUCKER
because a woman gets a period.
this is the future of our nation?
"shoots self in head."
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Excellent point Christine!! I must be on my period because I'm furious enough at her statement to push a goddamn NUKE BUTTON!!
What amazes me is that Hulk Hogan is actually PROUD that his daughter is a dumbass.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Someone has been watching too much Fox News.
xultar, youre right. better off she doesnt vote.
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"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:57pm.
So what if a woman would get hormonal while in office? You bet your cheesed-up ass shit would get DONE during that time. Terrorists decide to pick PMS week to threaten people? It's all good. Mrs. President would be on the first flight to TalibanLand and take care of business herself."
AMEN! Bowing down in agreement and adoration ...
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
MK: "This is also reason #4,578 on why all the Hogans should not be allowed to breed anymore."
Amen to that, sister! Brooke Hogan and her family are living proof that the dinosaurs did not die out...they're still here, big and stupid, lumbering around and serving what purpose? Sweet Jesus, she needs euthanasia.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
My head just exploded.
Umm hi, Michael dont you think it is even funnier that the blonde girl they interviewed with the long ponytail from poland didnt even know who brooke hogan was and called her a him!! HAHAHAHAHAHA hillarious!
Submitted by Always Sunny on July 21, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 21, 2008 - 2:51pm.
LOL! Or b/c they just run so fast! I mean what if the rest of us can't, like, keep up?
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Totally! And like is there a basketball court at that big white building, idk what they call it, ya know?
Submitted by Bda on July 21, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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And they need to stop with the orange spray paint... orange and yellow... blech
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I'm glad to know that all women, no matter our age, background, education, upbringing, or hormone levels, are as equally unqualified to run the country as Brooke Hogan, in her own mind. Not to mention the fact that Hillary probably hasn't gotten her period since Bill was President. (Not that it matters at this point. When was this shyte filmed?)
Up until this post I had a semblance of respect for her...just a pinch mind you, but after this comment...she is the absolute EPITOME OF STUPIDITY!!!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 21, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Not only is she dumb, she's not even original in her stupidity. That old line about women not being able to be President because they get all hormonal during their period...or we'd blow up Canada if we forgot our Midol... that bullshit has been around forever.
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So what if a woman would get hormonal while in office? You bet your cheesed-up ass shit would get DONE during that time. Terrorists decide to pick PMS week to threaten people? It's all good. Mrs. President would be on the first flight to TalibanLand and take care of business herself.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 21, 2008 - 2:51pm.
LOL! Or b/c they just run so fast! I mean what if the rest of us can't, like, keep up?
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
I was so disgusted when she said that! She is one dumb fuck! And why do people think all women go bat shit crazy when they get their period? I don't! And it wouldn't affect a woman to the extent that she wouldn't be able to make a rational decision anyway. Everyone thought she was the decent Hogan in the whole situation apparently she is just as stupid and fucked up! THAT FAMILY NEEDS TO STOP BLEACHING THEIR HAIR SO DAMN MUCH!
Brooke Hogan, the tranniest of chicks,
We don't need you in the mix!
From doing her hair,
To thinking we care,
Brooke Knows Best with respect to dicks.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
1) Brooke is one of the dumbest fucks in the history or dumptrucking.
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Not only is she dumb, she's not even original in her stupidity. That old line about women not being able to be President because they get all hormonal during their period...or we'd blow up Canada if we forgot our Midol... that bullshit has been around forever.
Someone pull the plug on this pile of chimp shit.
And I suppose she thinks a black man shouldn't be president because like, they are really good dancers and you can't like dance and run the country and stuff.
1) Brooke is one of the dumbest fucks in the history or dumptrucking.
2) I pretty sure Hil-Clint has a peen.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
"I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
*kicks the cat, walks out*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
How can you have PMS when you have a penis? Anyone? Anyone? McFly?
Submitted by ricki lake on July 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
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She hasn't put anyone into a life long coma that we know of...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Good thing the no-talent,ignorant ass, skank doesn't vote.
One should have at least 10 IQ points to vote. Based on her statement..she doesn't have even that.
I just with that girl jumped over the table and slapped her. She deserved it.
Rather than add my own two cents, I'll just say I SECOND THAT to everybody's comments.
I didn't think it was possible to be stupider than Denise Richards, but I was wrong and have no trouble admitting that.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Jesus, yes let's elect another WAR MONGERING MOTHER FUCKER
because a woman gets a period.
this is the future of our nation?
"shoots self in head."
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
OMFG, O....M...F...G....that is all.
I saw one thing on her "show." They showed her fucking penthouse apartment for the first time and Hulk saying something like "I can't BELIEVE this is your first place!" (as if she actually earned and paid for it herself, right?) and Brooke was just kinda nonchalant, "Oh, yeah" about it. Fucking useless pig. Moderately less shit-headed than Nick, only because she hasn't put anyone into a lifelong coma yet (with her mindless blather, trust me, it's comin').
setting women back.... oh wait she's not a woman never mind
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
This is a typical statement from a MALE redneck, so it makes total sense coming from her.
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"Tracy Turnblad is a WHORE!"
I think it's hilarious when people pretend to know what's going on. I have more respect for someone who is honest enough to say " I don't vote or watch the news because I don't give a shit about politics or current events. Now stop fucking asking me!"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I suddenly feel a whole lot better knowing this creature does not vote. One of the few negative things about a democracy is that stupid people's votes count just as much as everyone else's votes.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
I like her quote about WHY Hulk was putting oil on her ass better, but this one is a doozie....
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
Well, thankfully the Dems narrowly averted disaster and chose Obama, rather than Brooke Hogan 2.0, as their candidate. Oh, wait, wha? Brooke and Hillary AREN'T all that similar? No fucking way!
I caught 5 min. of her stupid show. When I heard her say this, I changed the channel immediately. I refuse to support anyone in that POS family.
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Brooke Hogan just set back the Women's Equal Rights movement to the Jurassic period. Her teachers must be very proud of her.
Brooke's an idiot. We are not that much more emotionalaj;lfja... OMG I JUST BROKE A NAIL TYPING THAT!! ***sobbing***
That is an ironic statement, I can't imagine one teensy estrogen molecule coursing through her body.
*jawdrops* Wow, I can't believe that anyone's that fucking brainless!
Stick to screwing Hulk & Nick, Brooke - it's the only thing your good at!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥