Monday, July 21st 2008
This Bitch Just Had A Baby?
Nicky Kidman supposedly popped out a baby two weeks ago, but you wouldn't know that the bitch was pregnant at all. Nicky already has her skinny bitch body back. Although, I'm not sure she ever looked totally knocked up. Overdosing on botox seriously works wonders.
Sunday Rose must be the size of a rose petal. No wonder Nicky and Frosty have been out so much. They are able to take Sunday Rose with them. She sleeps at the bottom of Nicky's pocket.
Nicky also needs to pay a visit to Frosty's hairstylist. Her hair is like part memaw and part tween girl. It's fucking strange. Her hair is in the Twilight Zone.
OK I just had a baby 8 months ago. C-section. I also have a 14 years old son, and also C-section.
Both cesarean surgeries were horizontal, under the bikini line and they were not from hip to hip, but rather small actually. My surgeon used the same wound for the second cesarean so I only have 1 scar and it's tiny.
Here in The Netherlands people treat pregnancy and birth as a very natural thing... not a big deal. I was still biking all over Amsterdam the day before my c-section at 40 weeks.
After 3 days of the cesarean I was already doing shopping (not too long, and I have to admit I overdid it and a stitch got open) but after 2 weeks you are perfect! and able to wear low cut jeans.
In both pregnancies I put less than 18 pounds, I actually lost a lot of weight in both cases during the first trimester. And I am 5'9".
And yes, you bleed, but it's not that terrible after 5 days.
And the milk... you leak even before having the child (calostrum), but I did not need to use pads at all at any point during the breastfeeding time.
By the way, pregnancy rocks... it's the most amazing thing you can ever experience. I loved each second of it and would have wanted to be pregnant for even longer than the 40 weeks.
So... each body is different. If she had a child or not, who knows, but for my experience she may have had it.
she faked it no woman who had a baby would wear white pants so soon after ladies you know what i mean 4-6 weeks after a c-section
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
These pics make me believe that her sister really did carry the baby and Nikki really did use Katies pregnancy pillow.
*yeah, I know I'm late, been busy*
And there are women who *gasp* don't lactate. Insane, I know! I was premature, and my mother didn't lactate because she wasn't ready for it yet. Isn't that amazing?
who ever wrote that. ummm. you start to lactate after birth PREMATURE OR NOT. its when your uterus contracts it is stimulated. by the 5TH month you are ready to produce milk. the delivery of the placenta results in a sudden drop in progesterone, estrogen, etc. this sudden drop causes milk production ... so maybe your mom didnt have a placenta? hahahah idiot!
and why are you even sitting there defending her. its so obvious. i have sources. she faked it because she felt embarrassed that she couldnt conceive on her own. she didnt feel like a real women. she was ashamed for many many years. she finally found a man (keith) that would do this with her.
Submitted by donkeylaugh on July 21, 2008 - 9:17pm.
And there are women who *gasp* don't lactate. Insane, I know! I was premature, and my mother didn't lactate because she wasn't ready for it yet. Isn't that amazing?
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Yes, actually it is. The insanity of it begins with the issue of perpetuating the species before, say, rice milk was invented. That would have been complicated, to say the least. Maybe we would be even smarter today! We got off easy, tho, and GENERALLY we lactate like most mammals.
But there you have it - the world is full of anomalies. It's pretty amazing.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Just looked this up: (not to disagree, but here is one possible answer, I wish he were alive, I love Elvis)
The "mystery" behind Elvis' death is further heightened by the misspelling of his name on the tombstone at Graceland: his middle name at birth, Aron, is instead spelled "Aaron." However, Elvis had it legally changed to "Aaron" before death, considering it to be more "Biblical."
In addition, there are several eyewitnesses to Presley's death and burial, including family members, morticians, mortuary workers, and hospital staff. To date there is not one shred of evidence of a living Elvis; the singer's heart and brain, removed during the autopsy, are still in storage at Baptist Medical Center in Memphis.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I was my mom's second kid, and she had me within 45 minutes. She looked like she was 5 months pregnant when she was 9 months. She played tennis and was mistaken for a 20 year old in that game when she was 5 months pregnant. (She had me at 33). She literally deflated after I was born- I saw the pictures, and it's ridiculous. Damnit, I want my momma's genes!
I am not saying I think Nicole got pregnant or not, but I have first hand experience that someone who is tall and thin, with the right genes, can get back in shape inhumany quick (plus, Nic probably has a trainer.)
My mom is 5'9", and weighed around 130 before she got preggers. Same weight today, at 55. Poor daughter. I'm an inch shorter, and weigh 15 pounds more. And I'm fricking 21 (almost 22- October 5th!!)
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 21, 2008 - 5:04pm.
I agree with you drama queen about Elvis. His dad would always correct people when they spelled his middle name wrong, yet it was wrong on the tombstone, and Dad stood there and said nothing. Hey, how does one have a tombstone made so quickly, too? The custom made coffin was ready withing24 hours? The most compelling piece of evidence is that, to this day, the life insurance policies on Elvis have never been cashed in. If he was really dead, they would have been cashed in and invested. But they are still ACTIVE.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I was always skinny, only 100 pounds when I got pregnant with my first. I gained 57 pounds, and only 6 days after she was born I was back in my original 'skinny jeans'. I didn't bleed much and made a speedy recovery. After my second, I didn't lose the weight as quickly, but I did lose it, and I was doing all of my regular activities 3 days after he was born. Both were vaginal. My third was an emergency c-section. My score was horizontal, very low, and I was wearing jeans again very soon after I had him. So everyone is different. I don't buy the fake pregnancy thing.
For those who are scared of having babies, don't be. I didn't bleed much with any of the babies, and recovered quickly all three times. You just have to stay healthy and keep a positive attitude.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by donkeylaugh on July 21, 2008 - 6:17pm.
A large number of the posters on this blog are either moms or dads. Some of the moms have several kids and a few are grandparents. They all know what pregnancy is.
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"I Don't Like Mondays" (Can you believe I know someone who had never heard of this song? When I said "Dylan," she thought I was talking about Bob Dylan...) http://youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
I don't know any woman who would risk skin tight WHITE pants so soon after giving birth.
Submitted by just sayin on July 21, 2008 - 6:28pm.
In an interview last year, she said that she only eats 700 calories per day. She also works out all the time. No wonder she is so thin.
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Sheesh, are you serious? Frankly, she must have an awful metabolism if she only eats THAT much, works out all day, and still isn't an absolute rail. I mean, she's definitely lean, but she's no Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by raeee on July 21, 2008 - 9:10pm.
sooo if she really did give birth which i HIGHLY doubt... she would need a bra with breast pads in them. if shes going to fake it.... the LEAST she should have done was RESEARCH . i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't hate her, you don't even freakin' know her.
And there are women who *gasp* don't lactate. Insane, I know! I was premature, and my mother didn't lactate because she wasn't ready for it yet. Isn't that amazing?
I'd totally take birthing advice from a bunch of catty webmongrels who know less about biology than they do about who's screwing who in Hollywood.
Submitted by starsign on July 21, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Celebs also rarely confess to having had help with removing post pregnancy weight. Instead they stick to the old 'I just hate healthy and exercised' BS.
A trainer was dishing dirt, talked about clients working out 4 hours a day, 6 days a week, then telling the talk shows they do yoga and walk the dog to stay fit.
If they come out post baby with an extra 20 on the hips the zines declare them obese, the web sites cant say fat enough ways. If they come out thin, they didnt have a baby. I guess there's no middle ground.
---Submitted by starsign on July 21, 2008 - 9:06pm.
When I see them in magazines I just think 'jesus, christ, just chill will ya'! 'You just had a baby and it is NORMAL for you to put on some pregnancy weight'. But, no, celebs are so shallow that they can't be seen looking even the slightest bit heavy, plump, etc.---
Because if they look the slightest bit heavy or plump, people will still tear them to shreds. That's the name of the game. The public loves them because they can't be them, and they hate them because they can't be them, and they'll adore them and then screw them over in the same breath. I mean, the woman didn't gain enough weight for the people on this site and many others, but you can bet your ass if she got fat as hell, they'd all be crowing gleefully about how she looked like a heifer.
Give me a break.
@ESE:
I am getting the fondue pot fired up and the creme de menthe ready for grasshoppers. Let's party, baby. Oh, and leave your keys in the bowl.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
okay so i admist i am one of those skinny girls that didnt show until i was about 7 months. but then i put on some weight. i had a c section she was 8 pounds but ummmmm i would never wear white. i know this is gross but you bleed ALOT. i didnt leave my house and couldnt for about 3 weeks! it was impossible to be comfortable at all i would never go out in public in case of an accident if you know what i mean. and even if you are skinny during and after your pregnancy youre insides are still SWOLLEN after a c-section. so her stomach would definately still be swollen. and sh*t umm your nipples leak milk too. sorry guys after birth is no fun time. sooo if she really did give birth which i HIGHLY doubt... she would need a bra with breast pads in them. if shes going to fake it.... the LEAST she should have done was RESEARCH . i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 9:04pm.
when the house is nice and dark, and all's content.. that's when i'll get ya!LOL!
OT: meh, i don't care about her or her pillow
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
It shits me to fucking tears when these VAIN celebs insist on showing off their 'slim' post pregnancy bodies. It's like they have to prove that they are still thin, hot and sexy. Like being thin means more to them than anything else.
When I see them in magazines I just think 'jesus, christ, just chill will ya'! 'You just had a baby and it is NORMAL for you to put on some pregnancy weight'. But, no, celebs are so shallow that they can't be seen looking even the slightest bit heavy, plump, etc.
They make the average, everyday woman feel shit about herself because she doesn't have a gazillion dollars to get cosmetic/plastic sugery - post baby. Celebs can afford tummy tucks, lipo, personal fitness programs, etc. The average woman, myself included, cannot afford those things. Celebs also rarely confess to having had help with removing post pregnancy weight. Instead they stick to the old 'I just hate healthy and exercised' BS.
she looks baaaaad. her pants are riding low off her boney hips. she could still be hanging a gut under that top. she stayed skelator throughout her pg which seems vain
@ESE:
You can have my damned purse, I just need my minis of Jager and my bottle of Vicodin. The credit cards are all maxed out and and my YMCA membership has lapsed.
What time are you coming over?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Lindalou on July 21, 2008 - 6:02pm.
If she was faking a pregnancy, and has access to the best props money can buy, would she stick a teeny pillow in there? or would she get a huge round belly and big voluptuous breasts.
She really hates to feel fat.
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"I Don't Like Mondays" (Can you believe I know someone who had never heard of this song? When I said "Dylan," she thought I was talking about Bob Dylan...) http://youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
Wow, you fools would have a field day with a real pregnant woman. A coworker of mine looks magnificent all the damned time, and her body hasn't changed at all, save for her belly, during her pregnancy. Another coworker came in just a few weeks after the baby was born looking as though there was no way she could have been pregnant-- tall and thin, same body type as Kidman.
I understand making fun of celebs for their ridiculous quirks or whatnot, but come the hell on. Y'all need to get a life and a grip.
If she was faking a pregnancy, and has access to the best props money can buy, would she stick a teeny pillow in there? or would she get a huge round belly and big voluptuous breasts. Breasts that have been covered in the best nursing bra money can buy and tucked under a shirt that "accidently" shows it.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 8:52pm.
but, i've got your purse, i've got your purse!.. nanny nanny boo boo!!
OT: seriously.. no idea what thread i'm on
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Bitches!
I am alive and awake and ready to hit the Sauza Ano.......Let's get PISSED!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Oh sh*t, do I feel stupid now, because I actually thought she was pregnant!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 8:35pm.
oh, the purse?... i was gonna share that with ya... i swear to god, i was!... careful with them claws!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 8:21pm.
"Reviveaho"?!... where the hell did you come up with that?!?!.. HAHAHAHA!... but seriously, we should be going through Dawnie's pockets by now!
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Gotcha...roll a bitch first, then Reviveaho...Ok, what have we got here in these mom jeans pockets...a well used snot rag...ewww..., some lint, a rubber band, some...dental floss? WTF?, a band-aid, a Certs, circa 1987, and...Ok, this is gross! Where is this whore's purse????
O/T: conspiracy theory...Nicky had a boob job, faked her pregnancy because...because...Oh yeah, problem there...Why?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
how can she be so fuckin skinny one minute later???
seriously HOW!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 8:21pm.
"Reviveaho"?!... where the hell did you come up with that?!?!.. HAHAHAHA!... but seriously, we should be going through Dawnie's pockets by now!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 8:11pm.
*nudging Dawnie's lifeless body*... yeah, i've seen her worse!
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Oh, Ok, so we just open up a can of "Reviveaho"? Yeah, been there, done that...Er, can someone with opposable thumbs help me with this can opener?
O/T Nicole is skinny and wearing white, but has boobies....Hmmm....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why do these celebs ALWAYS hold hands? It's nauseating. We get it -- you really really love each other
She just needs some rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 8:11pm.
*nudging Dawnie's lifeless body*... yeah, i've seen her worse!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 7:05pm.
@Tigerlilly:
Hey WHORE!
Oh, I have been busy with life changes and such. and no I do not mean the menopause, you sluts.
Damn, I lurves me some purple drink and pork rinds......*buuuuuuurp*
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Whoa, now...easy on the Purple Drank, Dawnie...Dawnie?...*shaking Dawnie...*...Can somebody call 911?
O/T: Nicole is wearing white...WUWD?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Tigerlilly:
Hey WHORE!
Oh, I have been busy with life changes and such. and no I do not mean the menopause, you sluts.
Damn, I lurves me some purple drink and pork rinds......*buuuuuuurp*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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Where the fuck have you been you hot slut??? I was about to send out the DListed search and rescue team to find you...Yeah, sure, 5-10 minutes into their search, they would have pulled out some PURPLE DRANK and pork rinds, but whateves, it's the thought that counts (and shutup you whores, you totally would have)
O/T: Nicky tummy small, but boobies (relatively) big? Hmmmmmm....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ugly plastic bitch.There's no way a baby could have survived in that hostile frozen tundra.I hope the surrogate realizes what an awful mother she is and will decide to take her to court and get the baby back. That would be perfect.Her fake pregnancy would be exposed and the baby would have a chance to be raised by a woman who will actually remember it's alive.
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 21, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on July 21, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 21, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Jaxon on July 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Thats Dr. Jaxon, OB-GYN.
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LOL. Nicole fans are as loonie as Brangelina's.
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You extrapolated from "Thats Dr. Jaxon, OB-GYN" that I am a Nicole Kidman fan?
Perhaps you should enter the Olympics in the broad jump because that is quite a leap.
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No, no eyeroll. I realize you are not a NK fan. My comment was directed at your comment to Jaxon and others that think Nicole is a saint of some sort.
Is she even wearing a bra?
Damn, sad if Kidman can't trust Urban to get a cup of coffee by himself. Whatever her ailment, Nic looks like she is in serious pain.
Then again she is an actress.
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
She looked like she had post baby weight in some pics last week
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
i'm into celebrity conspiricies plenty, but not here. I do think she was pregnant. She probably had a premie about a month early, considering that she struggled with conception before. But I believe she was pregnant, it was all real. I don't see a guy like keith urban going aqlong with some fake hollywood bullshit! besides, nashville is the opposite of all that!
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700 Calories!!! There was like 950 in the soup I just had. And it was DAMN GOOD! Take that Sicky Nicky!
Your face!
There was no way she was pregnant in the first place unless you count that pillow she was hiding under her dresses. Geez, she looks SUPER BEAT! Like an ano-Raggedy Ann or some shit...
Your face!
She has never looked bloated or heavier during pregnancy or after. She isn't wearing bra and not even lactating. Clearly she had a surrogate.
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In an interview last year, she said that she only eats 700 calories per day. She also works out all the time. No wonder she is so thin.
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on July 21, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 21, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Jaxon on July 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Thats Dr. Jaxon, OB-GYN.
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LOL. Nicole fans are as loonie as Brangelina's.
!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#W@Q!@W#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!#$%^&*(
You extrapolated from "Thats Dr. Jaxon, OB-GYN" that I am a Nicole Kidman fan?
Perhaps you should enter the Olympics in the broad jump because that is quite a leap.
I still looked about 5 months pregnant until about a week after I gave birth. Then I just looked like regular shit for about another month.
I call shenanigans.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Damn, drama, I'm with you!!
The whole enchilada would be a captivating & intricate tale...