Monday, July 21st 2008
This Bitch Just Had A Baby?
Nicky Kidman supposedly popped out a baby two weeks ago, but you wouldn't know that the bitch was pregnant at all. Nicky already has her skinny bitch body back. Although, I'm not sure she ever looked totally knocked up. Overdosing on botox seriously works wonders.
Sunday Rose must be the size of a rose petal. No wonder Nicky and Frosty have been out so much. They are able to take Sunday Rose with them. She sleeps at the bottom of Nicky's pocket.
Nicky also needs to pay a visit to Frosty's hairstylist. Her hair is like part memaw and part tween girl. It's fucking strange. Her hair is in the Twilight Zone.
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Submitted by MizRo on July 21, 2008 - 6:02pm.
And yes, I love conspiracy theories too, but frankly, I'd rather know what Kidman knows about TommyGirl than whether or not she delivered a baby.
*muah backatcha*!!!! Well, hell, can't she just spill it all? in for a penny, in for a pound!
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 21, 2008 - 5:56pm.
She did indeed have the baby at Baptist Hospital, which has one of the BEST Birthing Centers in the whole Southeast.
Not trying to make a problem, but in a weird way, this reminds me of Elvis. I think there are some compelling factors that he could still be alive (namely that his middle name is misspelled on his tombstone -- why has nobody corrected that shit?). I mentioned this to a friend who's a nurse (& a very well respected one at Vanderbilt (been there for 25 years now, successfully climbing the ladder), & when I brought it up (& the fact that all the medical personnel there that night had to sign confidentiality agreements), her eyes got really big, & she said, "Well, SOMEONE died that night." (She has a good friend who's a nurse in Memphis & was there when The King was brought in.) I truly believe it (faking it -- be it death, pregnancy, whatever) can be done, it has been done, & it will be done again -- particularly if the money is right.
On T: Nicole looks like crap, but even if the kid isn't hers, if she's going thru a growth spurt, she can be up almost every hour. It's worse if you're already run down & exhausted from what your body's been thru, but it's still killer.
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Can you imagine her in the delivery room?
I mean if she had a normal birth,
you know when she was pushing?
what if the botox were comin out of pores.
Or I think her face can actually move now from all the pushing she did
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Stoney's probably gone for the day: tell her I send my love when you see her.
And yes, I love conspiracy theories too, but frankly, I'd rather know what Kidman knows about TommyGirl than whether or not she delivered a baby.
She seems so frosty and unnaturally unemotional.
MizRo! SOOOOOOOOOOO good to see you! I hope Stoney's still around! I can't help it -- I care! I LOVE a good conspiracy theory! (Plus there's some poor baby about to suffer for at least the next 18 years ...)
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Submitted by EyeRoll on July 21, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Jaxon on July 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Thats Dr. Jaxon, OB-GYN.
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LOL. Nicole fans are as loonie as Brangelina's.
I've been fascinated with Nicole's "pregnancy" since early on when it started to seem odd. I don't think she was ever pregnant and staged it to prove she is fertile. I mean what 41 yr old works out 5 days a week and takes a spinning class the day before giving birth? I read a story that Keith was asked on a radio show if were doing lamaze and he said no. Nicole quickly called in and said they were but he didn't know what it was called. Keith is going along because Nicole calls the shots for whatever reason.
It all does sound weird, but this is Hollyweird and she was in a very bizarre arrangement for 10 years with TC.
I believe Katie Holmes was pregnant because, frankly, she looked it in her face and body. She just gave birth earlier than announced. Not sure who the father is though. They are all beyond strange and that includes Nicole.
Edit: I dug this out from an earlier Nicole thread. Her body looks exactly the same in this 2006 photo.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/06/15/nicole-kidman-pregnant/
Submitted by Phoebe on July 21, 2008 - 5:48pm.
I don't think they could fake having the baby in Nashville. Word would get out from the hospital if it didn't happen, not like Hollywood where they're accustomed to keeping the phoniness secret. (Suri, anyone?)
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She did indeed have the baby at Baptist Hospital, which has one of the BEST Birthing Centers in the whole Southeast.
WHO really cares?
They both disgust me.
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I think it's a real toss-up. For every pregnancy "fact": gaining weight, breast getting larger, nipples getting darker, bleeding profusely, scars too painful, there are the exceptions. Having been a little overweight when I got pregnant, I actually lost weight while pregnant. I quit the booze, I quit my 3-4 Coke a day habit (as an older mom, caffeine was frowned upon), & I was very, very aware of what went into my body since it went into his too.
I was in that rare group who doesn't make enough milk. My breasts didn't grow, & my nipples didn't darken. The only time I leaked was in the hospital a week after my son was born. He'd lost so much weight because I thought I was breastfeeding correctly & he wasn't getting enough, we went straight from his 1-week check-up to the NCU, where we spent a week. I was totally unprepared, & that's the only time I leaked. I also BEGGED for sanitary napkins, because I had nothing until the next AM (they didn't actually check us in until after midnight). As I result of the stress, I did lose a ton of weight that week, but I was still a little bloated.
& Lolo, if you're still around, I'd have 100s of kids if I could. It's very magical to feel another life move inside of you & know you're responsible. & the birth was amazing. I was pooh-free, & I watched (which I'd suggest everyone do -- it helps you push, & it's something very special to see). The fluids, etc., weren't nearly as horrific as I expected.
The only weird thing: I shook uncontrollably for about an hour after.
On T: Sorry, I still don't think she gave birth.
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Hate all you want...Im the skinny tall bitch that eats like a race horse and gained 14 lbs with my son, he weighed 6lbs. I wore my size 26 True Religions home from the hospital, one day later. I have always had bird legs and being pregnant, I looked like I had a little basketball under my shirt with toofpicks.
*prepping for the egging*
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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Bleeding is bad whether you have c-section or not. I had two c-sections and bled so bad with the last one I had to go back to the hospital.
Submitted by Lindalou on July 21, 2008 - 6:14pm
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Totally agree with you. She's not back to her pre-baby body (but almost) you can see the little pot of stretched skin around her stomach. The bottom line is that when people start talking about how she *should* look it's irrelevant. Everybody is different & every single pregnancy is different as is the rate you recover and how your body bounces back.
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Kidman's sister wasn't looking pregnant at all in April at a fashion show. Nicole is an attention whore....hence the white pants.
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What in tween hell is Nicole wearing?
Not all c-sections are vertically cut. Some are "bikini" cut, just above the pubis. Still kind of itchy in those britches, but doable.
I think she did actually get pregnant, and I think she actually did give birth. Our own C the Hoff talks about having her baby, and getting up and going home the same day. I will never forget that story, nor the magnificent woman who told it to me, because I was kvetching about how I was not cut out for the kind of pain that comes with birthin' babies. Naturally my response was, "u da woman!!!"
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OH Please! This is the site where we mock celebrities, ignorant and stupid is down the hall.
-Nicole Kidman is an actress and is no stranger to props and the magic of Hollywood. She knows exactly where to get the best versions of a fake pregnant belly just like Katie Holmes did. If she wanted to fake a pregnancy she would hardly bother doing a half ass job of it. If that isn't enough, other evidence of pregnancy:
-Dark nipple on left breast clearly seen through white shirt. (nipples get very dark during pregnancy)
-Actual breasts instead of flat chest.
-Look again, there is a fairly good sized belly under that shirt.
-Those pants are right above the bikini line and are most likely maternity pants designed to go below the belly.
FYI, I had parts removed, same surgery as C-Sec, I wore jeans at 2 weeks and rode on the back of a motorcycle.
Keith, normal? He's a fucked-up Q-tip, that's what he is. Kenny Chesney is one of his best friends -- what does that say about him?!?
And of course they could pull off this stunt in Nashville -- that town is as bizarre as LA. Country singers are even more obsessed with their images than LA starlets, because the fat-ass country fans will cut a bitch in a heartbeat if they go off the rails.
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I don't think they could fake having the baby in Nashville. Word would get out from the hospital if it didn't happen, not like Hollywood where they're accustomed to keeping the phoniness secret. (Suri, anyone?)
No way you could wear those pants after a C-section - I couldn't stand to have a zipper there crossing the scar which is very low and vertical.
That's the way Jennifer Garner is dressing now, and she's supposedly five months along, so I think that shirt could hide quite a little belly.
Except now thanks to MK, I'm thinking of Sunday Rose as Thumbelina, sleeping in Nicole's pocket on a soft leaf.
Submitted by Jaxon on July 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Thats Dr. Jaxon, OB-GYN.
I do not believe that she gave birth, babies and botox do not mix and her face did not drop.
You people need to stop being ridiculous. Anyone who would fake a pregnancy for nine months is a very sick person. No way Nicole wore a pillow for nine months. I'm not a huge fan of hers but come on. She was obviously paranoid about gaining weight and exercised like crazy but the woman had a baby.
She also had her lips done this week. That's where the pillow is folks, check out those new puffy lips. They really did thin down by the end of her pregnancy. I bet she was dying to get injected the minute she squeezed little baby girl Kidman-Urban out.
I never believed for a MOMENT that ice queen could host a baby in her vadge of inhospitality...
I think it's all a ploy and they adopted a baby and pretended to be preggo for keeping up with the Cruises....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
I also don't think women who have C-Sections bleed as much as(vaginally) women who give birth naturally.
I am starting to believe she wasn't really pregnant.....
*leaves room laughing her ass off*
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@chicklet - yep, she's ruined the mattress already.
She doesn't look happy. But she's brave to be wearing white pants when she's probably bleeding all over the place. (Gross, I know.)
Every woman is different ya dumb twat. My best friend gave birth and was back in skinny bitch jeans in 6 days after the swelling in her legs went down. Plus, Nicole is really tall and has never looked overweight.
Me's think the whole pregnancy was fake. She wore a prosthetic until the orphan arrived from the ukraine.
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I know its fun to speculate and form the "what if's"...but this bitch had a baby. She was small to start with(she exerised like a madwoman her whole pregnancy)...so you cant expect her to be huge afterwards. DUH! I'm not defending granny freeze or anything...but this pillow nonsense just irks me. The only thing that puzzles me is how she can wear white...
I'm done now...today is a cranky day and I just cant take it. pffft! ;P
PS...after gaining 83lbs with my twin pregnancy...i dropped 67 of it in ONE WEEK!!! So its possible to be somewhat small after a baby. lol
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Just so you all know, the tampon comment was only if she had a c-section. I know tampons are no-no's period (pun unintended) but it was the only reason I could think of that she'd be crazy enough to wear white jeans so soon after giving birth. There's no way she could fit a pad in those, is there? :0 And after a natural birth, those jeans would hurt too much.
Those *are* her fat jeans. They're a size 2 instead of a 00.
I simply find it very hard to believe that she was actually pregnant. She's as skinny as Saint Angelina and SA showed her belly prominently during both pregnancies.
I think that she and FrostyLocks adopted a kid and faked the pregnancy thing to compete with TomKat for publicity.
I have noticed that SkinnyNic and TomKat both do not have a lot time for Conor and Isabella now that each has a baby to play with. TomKat has packed his older kids off to some Scientology place to programmed and only trots them out when he needs to show the public what a good father he is. (*puke*)
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Wasn't her sister a surrogate for them? The entire time Nicole was pregnant....you never saw any photos of her sister. They were attached at the hip....till Nicole "became" pregnant....then no sister in any photo ops
My sister in law is a very tall, thin lucky bitch of a woman. When she had her first baby she went from a size 4 to a size 6. No one knew she was pregnant until a few weeks before she gave birth.
Less than two weeks after she had the baby she was back in her size 4 clothes. Fast forward three more kids later, she is still a tall, thin, eats like a race horse lucky bitch of a woman!
I don't know it seems odd. Unless Pillow, I mean Sunday, weighed 5lbs she should have some pouch after two weeks. Also there is some discoloration of the stomach right after birth, so you'd think she'd be a little self-concious and wear a shirt that would cover her tummy fully.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 4:31pm.
ha ha ha
Well what else are sisters for if not to watch you poop while having a baby!
* calls my sister to tell her soemthing gross and giggle*
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No, sorry, even with the boobs increasing (hello Wonderbra!), I don't buy she had a baby herself. Everything screams that she's as much of a fraud as her ex-husband. After all, Keith can still shag about but just not get caught.
If Sunday Roast isn't a pillow/being imported/being nursed by someone else etc as we speak, then Dubya is the wisest man in Christendom!
Hello btw. Long time reader, first time commentator hehe.
Seriously...white jeans so soon after having a baby = bloody accident waiting to happen.
She had the baby naturally...no woman would be out and about wearing that after a c-section.
She even looks like she's leaking a bit from her boobies...you can see dark spots.
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
I bled like a stuck pig after having my kids. How the fuck can she wear WHITE pants???? I had TWO episiotomies and the thought of a tampon made my skin crawl. Good grief, I am confused. Are we sure she even had a baby? GAAAH!
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Yeah - but YOU can't see it. There was a funny moment I remember looking at my sister and she was looking "down there" and she was green! It gave me a good chuckle, actually - but I'm not squeamish about body stuff (sea creatures are a whole 'nother story!).
The muscles or the ligaments or whatever just were pulling, but slowly, like over days ;S I think it lasted about a week, off and on, where it would just hurt like a bitch for a couple hours...
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Did she steal Pete Wentz's pants?
This might be TMI, but oh well. I had a c-section and it felt better to wear low waisted jeans. The pressure from the higher waisted jeans hurt more. I also lost a lot of weight in the beginning because if you were small before pregnancy what you lose the most of afterward is fluids and a little bit from the baby.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Pulled stomach muscle from your baby growing?
I think it is the thought of all the blood and guts and pooping on a table in front of your doctor and others.
Ive heard the pooping stories..... i like demerol!
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I can't make out whether she has a belly or whether that shirt is puffing out in the right place to make her look post-natal. Breasts do look bigger, and if my eyes don't deceive me, her areolas looks darker. So perhaps she really did give birth.
On the other hand, if she had a C-section, there's no way she'd be wearing such tight jeans. Your scar is so sore to the touch. I had natural deliveries, and wouldn't dream of wearing white jeans or tight jeans two weeks after birth. And I was one of the lucky ones who "bounced back" fairly quickly. Yeah, the first week is when the bleeding is the heaviest, but by the end of week 2, you're more like a normal period. Still...white jeans...I don't know. Something's so odd...
I think Nicole goes to the same hair colourist as Jamie-Lynne, perhaps its a new mom thing?
O Lolo - if it helps any I LOVED being pregnant (aside from that weird styrofoam shit I puked up in my first trimester - that's how milk processes, dontcha know? O yeah, and the muscle tearing in my abs...that was at the end - this is just to be honest, now).
and my birth was pretty easy. My labour pains were BETTER than my menstrual cramps and I got high on Demerol for the first time which was way cool. I had no epi but it didn't hurt. It's too much of a daze, I think. I tore a very little and I had no stinging or any kinda pain down there after. And afterwards I just got to lay there with her. It was the greatest moment in my life, actually. If I'd ever gotten married I would have done it lots:)
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Oh silly Dlisters. Nicole can wear white jeans because she doesn't have blood running through her veins. Rather, she the most rancid, piss-like vinegar keeping her cruel and unfeeling corpse-like shell running.
Damn, she's looking old. Seems like giving birth scared about 10 years out her.