Monday, July 21st 2008
This Bitch Just Had A Baby?
Nicky Kidman supposedly popped out a baby two weeks ago, but you wouldn't know that the bitch was pregnant at all. Nicky already has her skinny bitch body back. Although, I'm not sure she ever looked totally knocked up. Overdosing on botox seriously works wonders.
Sunday Rose must be the size of a rose petal. No wonder Nicky and Frosty have been out so much. They are able to take Sunday Rose with them. She sleeps at the bottom of Nicky's pocket.
Nicky also needs to pay a visit to Frosty's hairstylist. Her hair is like part memaw and part tween girl. It's fucking strange. Her hair is in the Twilight Zone.
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I'm sorry but those ice-frosted tips, ghostly pale complexion coupled with unflattering white pants are not doing Miss Kidman any favors!
Sunday Rose put a hurtin' on her!
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Wow, all white?
Those are not standard issue Mom Jeans.
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You all are making me scared to death of baby birthing times!
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Ugh. I just can't get over her evil planning to take over the world face. I think she's still a Scieno but she's undercover. Freak. It's just the botox isn't it?
No - she has Evil Empress eyes, man!
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I wouldn't dream of wearing white tight pants after just giving birth...you generally bleed for few weeks and tampons are a NO-NO. Any moms out there remember the maternity feminine pads they send you home with? They're hippo-sized.
Can't hate on her because the CO$ is stalking her.
She's like Patrick Magoohan in "The Prisoner". Always looking over her shoulder. *shiver*
You know Tommy has those phony tech-spouting cult freaks calling and hanging up on her publicist at all hours of the day and night!
Hmmm, she still has the tummy and is wearing a breastfeeding bra. I say she was pregnant. Too bad her pregnancy did not make her gain weight on those twig sticks she calls legs. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Ooooooooohhh! That's so conspiratorial. Like Eyes Wide Shut. LOVE YOUR THEORY.
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Ya know - you made me realize the letters from her middle name "Rose" can be all be found in the word CONSPIRE. LOL!
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Boy, it seems to me there's a lot of circumstantial evidence that she didn't have a kid. I mean, it's possible she did but she doesn't have any of the normal indications of childbirth. C-sections hurt like hell and take some time to recover from; she doesn't have any of the post-pregnancy bloat or fat you'd expect. (Disclaimer: Written as a guy with only some indirect knowledge of childbirthing.)
Submitted by sonne on July 21, 2008 - 2:49pm.
On the other hand, if she had a natural birth, there's no way she'd be wearing those jeans and their white?!!?? Is she wearing a super tampon?
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If you look at the shirt she actually has a belly the shirt goes forward, she is way too skinny but she her stomach is not flat. Sorry I hate her too
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Ok. I think she had a miscarriage. That's the only thing that explains her lack of hair care - she's all depressed and stuff. I know you're supposed to stop coloring during pregnancy (is that still true?), but you'd think as vain as she is she would have had her hair done BY NOW.
That's a recent pic right?
I can't imagine that she had a C-section and was able to wear those jeans so soon after.
However I can't imagine that Keith Urban would keep up with any of this kind of trickery. Nic might be totally off her rocker but Kieth is pretty normal.
FUCK NO, she wasn't pregnant! Didn't we all know that when she was sporting the pillow, & Antonia was MIA? She should've learned from Katie's mistakes.
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Submitted by dubious1 on July 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
"although it's possible Urban's load contributed half the DNA - of which all 3 letters are in the name Sunday. ;-)"
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Ooooooooohhh! That's so conspiratorial. Like Eyes Wide Shut. LOVE YOUR THEORY.
Submitted by KC Sunshine on July 21, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Did she have a c-section? And if so, can you wear tight-waisted pants like that? Ladies?
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It depends on the woman, I guess. C-sections today are done along the "bikini line", so the scar is pretty far below the waistline. But, I couldn't imagine wearing something that binding so soon after surgery.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 21, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Zombies don't heal and they end up falling apart, eventually.
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The plus-side? No pushing required. The baby just sort of 'falls' out.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 21, 2008 - 1:56pm.
No, no, it's Nicole's complete egomania about her body that precludes her from having had that baby herself, not her weight.
I totally agree. The same egomania and vanity also preclude her from putting on the neccessary weight to pull off a successful fraud. Or to remain "fat" for the normal amount of time post-baby.
Submitted by RazzleDazzleMe on July 21, 2008 - 3:56pm.
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The tall pregnant women I've known have never been as big in the belly as the short pregnant women I've known...there's more room for the baby in tall women and it just doesn't show as much. Having said that, she still didn't appear to have put on a healthy amount of weight during the pregnancy and, if she's nursing, she won't have milk for long if she's not adding calories for the baby's nourishment.
Submitted by KC Sunshine on July 21, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Did she have a c-section? And if so, can you wear tight-waisted pants like that? Ladies?
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HELL.NO.
unless you're doped up to Mars. But still you would have MAJOR swelling from the scar. I didn't have kids. I had to have another operation similar but required removing organs. I was still tender and swollen 2 months out.
Submitted by Pernicious on July 21, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Do stitches/scars heal faster on the undead?
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Only if the undead is a youthful vampire. Zombies don't heal and they end up falling apart, eventually.
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Also, I don't think her weight is any kind of factor in this determination. She never gained all that much weight, and believe it or not, it's not necessary (or healthy) to gain 60 pounds to carry an 8-pound baby. That's called "bitches be looking for excuses to eat ice cram 24/7." My mom gained about 30 pounds for me and my brother, then promptly dropped back down to 100 pounds, size zero right after.
No, no, it's Nicole's complete egomania about her body that precludes her from having had that baby herself, not her weight.
I tend to think she was pregnant because that's the only reason a botox freak would give up on the botox!
The reason she's fitting into those pants probably has more to do with how little weight (sadly) she gained during pregnancy. Also, her shirt is not fitted in the region where her belly may still be swollen.. and those pants are low enough to go below any baby belly.
Who knows with these crazy Hollywooders.
Well some people don't gain that much weight when they're preggo. A friend of mine had a kid last year and her pants size didn't really go up but her shirt size did...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I was starting to buy into the fake pregnancy/sister Antonia carrying the baby for her rumor until I saw the boobs. She's definitely lactating and the left boob appears to be leaking.
Submitted by Buck on July 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
He looks so bottom heavy...kinda like a girl
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IS NOT! nicole is just suking his hotness out!
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She's looking rough, but her chichis have never been so big before. Breastfeeding Boobs!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 2:49pm.
"To Die For" is based on a true story. The movie's about Nicole, some dumb skank working the small-town weather broadcast thinking she's the next Barbara Walters. Her rube husband (the delicious Matt Dillon) wants her to hang with him more and less at the station, so she fucks a mulleted teen (Joaquin Phoenix), convinces him they're in love, and gets him to shoot the husband. Oh but she gets hers in the end!
I saw Eyes Wide Shut too. No way, To Die For is "Nic's" movie, hands down.
I call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS!
IF she had a baby it must have been natural, cos how the hell can she be wearing that if she had a c-section? Do stitches/scars heal faster on the undead? Why is Keith the fat one? Who are they leaving the baby with?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 3:47pm.
LCT ~ she's got her own special brand of crazy - More like Lady McBeth. The whole hand-wringing and "Out! Damn spot!" as it were...
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What do you think the first breakdown with consist of? Putting a pillow-case over Sunday's head while out in public?
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Okay, so some lose weight and some gain... but if she had a baby she starved it too!
Dang biotch eat a friggin meal already. No wonder I cant enjoy my friggin brownie!!! She sux!!!
Submitted by ricki lake on July 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I saw "To Die For" on Showtime or HBO or something last night.
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I thought that movie was pretty good anc this chick from my HS played one of the kids friends... it was cool!
DD (hi!) it was about the Pam Smart (I think that was her) woman who slept with her student and then got the kid to murder her husband.
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she looks tired and spent
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I don't know, but even Posh needed more time to shed the weight, and she's the saint patron of anorexics.
Nicole's pregnancy is as phony as the person herself.
Years back, Faye Dunaway also claimed to have given birth to her son Liam. It was later revealed that he was adopted.
The truth is that Nicole is incapable to conceive naturally (by virtue of her low body weight, age, or some other condition). Anyway, she would never allow her body to be "deformed" by a pregnancy. Sad.
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I may be alone on this, but I think she actually had a baby and her skinny, shapeless body just looks like this naturally, in an African Olympic sprinter kind of way.
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The committee will entertain that discussion, Stoney.
Let's say that really is the case.
WHERE IS THE DAM BABY!?!?!?!?!
He looks so bottom heavy...kinda like a girl
Submitted by KC Sunshine on July 21, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Did she have a c-section? And if so, can you wear tight-waisted pants like that? Ladies?
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I couldn't have but I was not as skinny as her, so it's hard to say. Ack! It did hurt to move around too much for at least a week (hard to remember now) and I almost fainted in the grocery store at one point, so... maybe she recovers well?
On the other hand, if she had a natural birth, there's no way she'd be wearing those jeans and their white?!!?? Is she wearing a super tampon?
I'd like to think she's just lucky and naturally skinny but after reading the comments here, who knows? I'll just wish them happiness and leave it at that.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I saw "To Die For" on Showtime or HBO or something last night.
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what was that about? I actually thought for a long time that her real life persona is closest to the character she played in Eyes Wide Shut. A role that is being reprised by Katie.
I remember a very tiny woman I use to babysit for, had her second child, vaginally, and we were astounded that she could wear a size ten three weeks later.
her normal size was a two/four.
yeah, do the math.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 21, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Sunday Rose must have been nothing more than a little poo baby. There's no baby. She finally farted and named her gas.
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I may be alone on this, but I think she actually had a baby and her skinny, shapeless body just looks like this naturally, in an African Olympic sprinter kind of way.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Spears-style or KatieBot-style?
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LCT ~ she's got her own special brand of crazy - More like Lady McBeth. The whole hand-wringing and "Out! Damn spot!" as it were...
Oh, but were I a parched, untouched root hair on the head of this Icebox. I would pull my tensile body out of her vile head as far as I could, wrap around the bitch's neck and squeeze.
I saw "To Die For" on Showtime or HBO or something last night. You will never convince me that Nicole is not exactly like that.
Maybe she enlisted the help of Tommy girl for the old pillow thing... I am beginning to think this chick had a miscarriage early on too.
Or here's another conspiracy theory... keep the whole miscarriage thing but they still haven't found a baby yet and they're keeping up appearances. That one's lame but I've never contributed my own conspiracy theory before.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I'm quite dubious she was ever with child. No, Nic is barren - we all know thats why Tom bailed, aside from being gay.
"Their" baby (like the 2 other kids of Nic) was adopted; although it's possible Urban's load contributed half the DNA - of which all 3 letters are in the name Sunday. ;-)
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for reals i thought you were kidding with the whole pillow thing but now... there's no way this bitch just had a baby none something's wrong here just like tomkat's marriage
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Submitted by silvarga on July 21, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I seriously think she had a miscarriage early on and then found a baby on the black market.
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Yeah. I was going there, too. That's why we haven't seen the baby. Nothing like carrying around a 20 pounder when your pillow was only 2lbs.
Again, math problems.
Plus, I haven't heard any stories about selling baby pictures. I think everyone on the inside knows - Nicole is out of her mind. Kind of in like that movie she did called "The Others." She's one of the dead people and doesn't even know it.
Ouch. That was harsh.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 3:42pm.
I'm telling you, she either faked the pregnancy or had a miscarriage. Whatever the case, get off the tracks here comes a TRAINWRECK!
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no way
no fucking way
after my C-section, I could not STAND jeans touching that scar for months. not even that I couldn't lose the weight ( not fast like her)
but just having something press that scar is so icky.
you gotta understand, you are cut, hip to hip.
you have hundreds of stichtes in and out.
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