Daddy Williams
This is the worst fucking Monday ever. I woke up with a hangover and I didn't even booze last night, my air conditioning is about to go on strike, my TV is acting wonk, I just ate the last Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bar and now I find out that some skank is knocked up with Pharrell Williams' baby. And that skank is not me. Tuesday can't come sooner.
Page Six reports that Pharrell knocked up some model-type. I hope the skank gets really fat. I hope she gets fucking obese. I hope she gets cankles in her arms. A friend of Pharrell's said the whore is really pregnant, "Pharrell is extremely private and won't release any details."
This shit isn't right. Although, I think I just got pregnant from looking at a picture of his sexy weasel face. If I am pregnant, I'm going to hit him up hard for child support. And by "child support," I mean sexual favors.
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Okay, whatever then. Funny, I'd had always assumed he was gay.
EK, I had a contractor over here working on my house and decided to check the latest on Dlisted. He saw the porn ad and thought she was the hottest babe on earth, wanted to know what site I was visiting.
Won't be hiring him again.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
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guy looks like a black pee wee herman.
i was so flustered and disappointed by this shit that i created an account just to leave this comment...
there go my dreams...
clearly our hug at the glow in the dark tour meant nothing
cheating bastard
It was bound to happen eventually MK.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
The Good Humor Eclair Bars are the best, the sad thing is that I sometimes can't them find at the market. :(
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 6:05pm.
LCT
call the dude from dirrrty jobs..then invite me over
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OMG yes please. What a good idea.
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yeah MK, this ruined my Monday too. I need me some comforting bon bons right about now.
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call the dude from dirrrty jobs..then invite me over
This is bad news!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 4:57pm.
No one ever told me how amazing eating jam out of the package you get at diners really is.
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I'm partial to the grape jelly packets.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Well, I might not see you hawt sluuuuuuuuuts tomorrow. I'm going to go attack a wasp nest at home and they might sting me and give me murder times. If I die, I'll come haunt you all!
XOXO
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I don't mind the American Apparel ads, but whats with the blonde "Rent Adult DVDs by Mail" ho with the fake titteries? After all your talk about Jodie Marsh and Jordan, I think you'd have better taste than that MK.
Submitted by snarla on July 21, 2008 - 5:56pm.
MK i beseech you, if you have to advertise for american apparel can you at least photoshop something better looking over those butterfaces' heads?? uggghhhhhhhhhhh those "pork me" faces are killing me!
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Aw, I think she's pretty. But I don't get what American Apparel sells. It's, like, for the fashionably lazy or some shit.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
No one ever told me how amazing eating jam out of the package you get at diners really is.
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Good Humour Strawberry Shortcake Bars are killer. I don't know which I like better--those, or the Toasted Almond Bars. Mmmm...Ice cream...*drools*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
MK i beseech you, if you have to advertise for american apparel can you at least photoshop something better looking over those butterfaces' heads?? uggghhhhhhhhhhh those "pork me" faces are killing me!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, a mans gotta spread his seed!
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
MK,
There's still Carrot Top.
Seriously MK??? Really?? This guy???
LMFAO@ "sexy weasel face"
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
"Cankles in her arms"! Michael K you get me every post!
Just when I had respect for him for a reasonably long time, he goes and dips his penis in some hussy. HIGH FIVE.
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Do people still give a shit about him?? Wow.
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥