Weapons Of Mass Destruction
If this isn't a sign that the troops need to come home then I don't know what is. Heidi Montag said that she's going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. You know, because they haven't been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi.
The plastic horsey told Extra (via People), “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there." Heidi's stepbrother, who fought in Iraq, passed away last March after he fell off a roof in Colorado.
Spencer said that John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
How about we send Twit and Twat to Guantanamo instead. They won't know the difference. That way we can lock them up and throw away the key. Nobody has to know! It will be America's little secret.
If Heidi Montag performs in Iraq, then the terrorists win.
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.com? True or not?? .
I am blessed by the Gods to have never seen whatever reality show these two pieces of shit are on, yet I know enough to conclude they are douches. My husband is on his way to Afghanistan and these two dickheads are not worthy of being in his presence. The soldiers GREATLY appreciate those celebrities who come over to entertain them but what the fuck do these twats think they could possibly do to boost the morale of our troops? It would probably have the opposite effect, remind them of everything WRONG with America...although they actually might be good for a few laughs AT them I guess.
i hope this story is complete bogus cause having those two slackers go over there and parade around like they've done something in their lives to deserve their lifestyles is a slap in the face to the troops...
cheers to friendly fire
They look like they have the exact same nose....these two are like Barbie and Ken....they need to take the camper and go away...
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m """"" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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hopefully while that super douche guy is over there
his wierd ass flesh colored beard will get mistaken for the chupacabra
or something...and bang!
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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PLEASE Leave Spencer OVER there and throw him on a grenade.
Submitted by eggrollin on July 21, 2008 - 8:47pm.
i dunno, if i were her, i'd want to avoid any situation where the conversation could go as follows: "so did your brother die in service?" "no, he fell off a roof."
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Soooo NOT funny!
i meant thinking they're* famous, sorry lol
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
LMFAO give me a break. this couple is so pathetic, i'm sick of seeing their ugly faces everywhere. enough with the media whoring, your 15 mins are UP!! i'm sick of all these no talent losers thinking their famous and they have talent. they don't.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Heidi Montag is going to Iraq to "perform"? What is she going to "perform"? Fellatio on every soldier she sees? As I see it, she has only 2 talents: converting oxygen to carbon dioxide & media whoring. Neither of which are interesting to our troops fighting in Iraq. If she's so interested in supporting our troops, she should stay at home & voluteer some time at the red cross or some other charity that directly benefits injured veterans. Our men & women fighting in Iraq have it bad enough; why complicate things by having this screeching, caterwalling, tone deaf "singer" blow out their eardrums as well...
well I see three positives here
1. if those Iraquis know what what's good for them they will bomb her plane on the way over( I kid, I kid)
2. If they miss she can save the soldiers by launching the silicone out of her tatas. Fuck bazookas, we have boobies!
3. If she runs out of boob juice(it could take awhile) the soldiers can ride her like the pony face she is to safety.
(p.s. Spencer has no cause for concern, his flesh colored beard will blend right in with the desert sand)
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"Maybe he had me confused with the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter"- George Michael Bluth
Ugh. God complex at its worst! I hate it when famous people think that just going over there and letting the troops bathe in their presence is so helpful.
My brother, also airborne ranger, was killed last April in combat and as we were looking through some of his pics on his laptop, we saw pictures of Bret Michaels preforming for his troops. Bret Michaels!
I hate that bandana wearing asshole now. It would be money much better spent if they would pay to somehow give them longer R&R, or just to shorten their tours
altogether. Why did this asshole get to see my brother alive before my mom or his wife? It makes me very angry.
Wonder Twin powers, activate! Form of: a giant douche!
Shape of: a pretty horsey!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 21, 2008 - 10:00pm.
bring back the old one... i like the hat!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
DDD,
If you want to vent, will edit this out in a couple of minutes.
Are you going back to east coast now???
OT: Firing Squad would come in handy.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
>"Heidi Montag said that she's going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops.">
Which side? "Higher" and "Fashion" could be more devastating than bunker-buster bombs.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 21, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Just trying a new one but it doesn't seem to be taking.
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Mani5,
What happened to your avie? Are you traveling incognito now?
OT: Maybe we could send them to...nevermind. I can't think of a place I hate enough to piss off all of their natives.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 9:42pm.
divorce?!?... what are ya doin' next week?.... no no, seriously!... divorce?!?.. sorry to hear that
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
With any luck the troops will shoot first and ask questions later.
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DDD,
WOWzer! You just got to S'port...
OT: Wish these two would go away.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
I don't even think calling these two inflamed labia does them justice.
DDD: xoxoxoxo
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
If they were plastic and inanimate, I could love them. Especially now that Spencer the Wonderdog has got facial pubes. With those and the glasses he could ride on the motorbike. And Heidi could be the princess ballerina vetrinarian for all the Littlest Pets in Littlest Pet town.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
@Deb:
Yep. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
ONT: Cyanide.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes,
You make me wish I was 25 younger you sweet talker. Those women are fools!
Stick them in a HumVee.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 21, 2008 - 9:32pm.
i always try for the "loving them" part... the "leaving" part is usually all their idea!
OT: hope they aren't issued kevlar
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
ESE,
Oh, your sparkling personality is one of the many traits you have that I find appealing... The fact that you are a love 'em and leave 'em kind a guy is my favorite trait. I hate waking up in the morning and having to look last night in the face!
Spidey or whoever has no appeal.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 21, 2008 - 9:21pm.
and here i thought it was my sparkling personality!.. hi, Deb!
OT: silly... again, you choose.. is this on topic?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 2:04am.
oh now your just bringing logic into it!... geezus, i feel better about things now!... breakthrough!
OT: weapons of mass disgusting
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Did I? I'm not feeling all that logical at the minute (lack of tea), so that quite an achievement!!
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 2:04am.
oh now your just bringing logic into it!... geezus, i feel better about things now!... breakthrough!
OT: weapons of mass disgusting
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Did I? I'm not feeling all that logical at the minute (lack of tea), so that quite an achievement!!
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
This Pratt Tool never disappoints!
Heidi should rethink her itinerary and head over to Afghanistan-lot's more action there these days.
And let's make sure she's sporting the latest in bullseye sportswear.
@ESE,
Good evening! You got your party on with DDD?? You are a fickle devil. That's what I like most about you...
DDD,
Wait a sec! Fixin' to be single?
OT: I am with ESE, I got nothing.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Tweedlely Dee, Tweedlely Dumb... oh, sorry.. i'm just rambling now
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
@Dx3,
Sorry Dumpling but I can't go anywhere for a while. I am committed thru Sept. My auntie is getting married at 72! We have been seriously busy getting things together and i am going to do the photography for it. Very exciting!!!
Twit and Twat needs to stay home.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 21, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Calling Osama bin Laden: "Osaam? Is that you? Finally got a good connection. Mm-hmm. I'm fine. Oh, really? Sorry to hear that. Lower back pain's a bitch ... Anyway, I was calling ... I have a favor to ask. Yes. Oh, sure. We can forget everything, start all over. This is what I need you to do ...." Oh, please please please please ... save us.
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hillarious. my thoughts exactly. Say Hi for me.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
The only performance she should be giving the troops are nude lap dances!
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Hey DEB!
I am about to be single! Let's have a girls' escape soon! I am ready to have a lost weekend with my Dlisted ho's. I need the distraction!
ONT: What the fuck ever.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Ughhhhh...when is their 15 minutes going to be up already? it's been a good half an hour already. time's up. On top of their ugliness, they're some creepy looking muffuckers.
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It's Wholly Retard Barbie and her boyfriend Suck My Nuts Ken!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Spencer said that John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
- So release a McPress Release dropping Meghan McCain's name, meanwhile, Meghan is looking for her McSawed-Off-Shotgun and huntin' some McTwit and McTwat.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 9:00pm.
oh now your just bringing logic into it!... geezus, i feel better about things now!... breakthrough!
OT: weapons of mass disgusting
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by eggrollin on July 21, 2008 - 7:47pm.
i dunno, if i were her, i'd want to avoid any situation where the conversation could go as follows: "so did your brother die in service?" "no, he fell off a roof."
I am sure you meant that to be funny.
It is not.
That is a disservice to a person who did his time in that awful war and a person too young to have died. Regardless of circumstances.
Snark on Dumb and Dumber all you want. Leave the dead out of it.
Thank you.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 1:41am.
sleep?! always short and sweet.. such as my love life!LOL!
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Isn't short & sweet the best way to love? All the passion, none of the long term hassle?
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
If they want more Bush type leadership and the Iraq War to never end, let them support McCain and vote that way.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 22, 2008 - 1:34am.
It's sickning. I hate it.
So very true. It's so very wrong aswell.
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
i dunno, if i were her, i'd want to avoid any situation where the conversation could go as follows: "so did your brother die in service?" "no, he fell off a roof."
Does Proactive come in FIVEHEAD economy size? Greasy assed mess.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
oh hellz No they shouldn't go to iraq what if something were to happen to them what if they got kidnapped and were never seen or heard from again or there was some sort of accident and they both got shot in the face at close range;) that would be horrible how would we ever go on
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 8:39pm.
sleep?! always short and sweet.. such as my love life!LOL!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."