Blaaake's Mommy Is Kind Of Hot
The crack rock of Amy Wino's eye, Blaaake Fielder-Whatever, was sentenced to 27 months in the chokey this morning. Wino didn't show up for the fun and games, but Blaaake's hot mother Georgette was there.
I doubt she shouted "Blaaaaaaake" when he was sentenced. She probably just rolled her eyes, went outside, lit up her 30th fag of the morning, and then asked one of the reporters if she could borrow a few bucks. After she finished gossiping with the court clerk, she shuffled off to her day job tending bar at some pub where they call her G-Cakes.
You also know her house smells like the inside of an ash bin, and she probably has four cats named Johnny Rotten, Sid, Steve and Paul after the Sex Pistols. Love her.
Below is G-Cakes being hot outside of the court house. I also threw in Blaaake's mug shot. I'd hit it.
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Re earlier comments about the Brits being ugly and having bad teeth. Ugly? Hmm, Elizabeth Taylor, Vivienne Leigh back in the day? 90’S Zeta Jones? Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsdale (I loved her Dad btw- his death was really sad) Models? Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell (a bitch but lovely to look at)Today, probably the most beautiful actress in my opinion is Halle Berry and her mum is English so there, ner. Let us not forget the boys, Daniel Craig for example although there are many. A country that produced Tommygirl might want to reflect in the difference between those two men. In fact, any country that can produce Britney and Courtney Love ought to be a little less free with the insults. People who live in the ugly tree shouldn’t throw sticks.
As for the teefs business this is an old cliché that goes back donkey’s years. I agree that it might once have been true but you really cannot judge a nation’s oral hygiene by crack addicts and drunks. Further to which, we all laugh at Americans and their Ed the talking horse teeth- those giant blocks of pure white (a colour rarely seen in nature) sticking out at angles that one would least expect. I still wake up screaming at Nic Cages transformation form interesting to ‘ holy fuck how does he talk with those things in his mouth’
Now let’s not bicker. The whole of the UK is very worried about Amy and we need to concentrate.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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& if Lindsay Lohan had two brain cells left to rub out a thought, she'd ship this hot bitch a complementary dozen of those knee-padded leggings -- GENIUS viral marketing move!
Wow, she wore that to court?!!? Someone needs to tell G-Cakes that the only woman her age who can pull off something like that is Betsey Johnson.
HOLYSHIT! I LOOOOOOVE those bootsies!!!
& bet she's favored a bobby's bob or two in lieu of bond...
she looks like karen's mum on will & grace.
total glamour.
meow.
parissucks,
Great camouflage as well, if you have to dangle your feet into a leopard cage for some reason.
I have to say, my personal favorite are the leopard ankle warmers...perfect accent to any ensemble....
found a quote:
.The leggings line, featuring ankle gloves and the Mr. President leggings, debuted on ShopIntuition last week and have already sold out.
“The collection is blowing out, we were so overwhelmed by the reaction,” Jaye Hersh, owner of Intuition on Pico Boulevard [said]. “We have launched other celebrity collections here, and this one is just flying through the door.”
“We launched Lauren Conrad’s collection, we’ve had Mandy Moore, we’ve had various different celebrity lines, but this one really seems to be hitting home.”
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
She looks like something left over from '82.
Team V.,
Well, a boy can never have enough pairs of polyester leggings with built-in kneepads. So could you get the free oral sex right in the store, or was it a mail-in rebate sort of thing?
We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Please, please, please...
Get Blaaaaaaaaake's Mommy on the next Big Brother!
The silver lining is that by the time he's released, Amy will have depleted the world's crack supply, so he should finally be able to get clean.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Yeah I read that too, I wonder what's on those womens minds....hmmmmm. **looking for women wearing kneepads***
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I'd rather hang out with Blake's mom than the fat ass, wal-mart or ann taylor wearing, self-righteous, I'm a martyr because I spread my legs and had a baby, SUV-i'm the exception to the greenhouse gas rule-driving, church going, my brats are perfect, bitches in my neighborhood.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I never developed a taste for lamb. I couldn't get past the smell of it cooking. Many of friends swear that it is the most tender meat they've ever eaten. I'll believe them.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 21, 2008 - 7:31pm.
ITA about the teeth. Even Johnny Rotten had to come to the US to get his fixed.
BTW: How are your Boston Babies?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 11:04pm.
The "free oral sex with every purchase" promotion was a big success.
I have 11 pairs.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
parissucks,
Get. The. Fuck. Out. I honestly couldn't imagine that she would be able to sell that crap to ANYONE. Not even Brooke Hogan-type people.
madams, I don't kno if you saw my earlier post on Lindsay's leggings line SELLING OUT! Women are BUYING those kneepad leggings!
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
you know she'a tapping those boots and thinking "GD you Blake"..puff puff.
from that mug, Blake could be on the Sopranos.
Did Lindsay Lohan dress her?
Don't she look special! The apple didn't fall far from that tree.....
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Hi Balenciaga! I don't think Pete has touched a toothbrush since 1998....Blake I will give since 2004....
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
I hope I dont offend any Brits, here, but they have the WORST fucking TEEFS!
Ok, so I had veneers at age 6, but at least my chompers are fucking stellar. Goddamn!
She looks like she has been sucking off dudes from age eight with not a break in sight. LOL, she looks like a beauty school drop out !!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
That is correct Momus. I developed a love for sheep while living in NE Scotland. Not only are they fodder for good shagging jokes but glen lamb, in shoulder chop, leg chop, leg of, etc. etc. is too delicious to be denied.
Pass the gravy.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
those boots, those boots!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
EastEndGirl: Thanks.
Sheeps: I think that EEG truly loves sheep, just differently.
Does anyone have the scoop on Blake's witness/juror troubles?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Momus,
Sorry, no idea! Don't live in the UK any longer. I think someone linked the fully story earlier. Quite sad (for the victim)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by beebee on July 21, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Or at least a washer so that she wash the ones she has.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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That's his stepmum.
Also, why are Brits the ugliest people in the world? The rest of Europe is full of hotness.
I'm half Brit, regrettably, and I blame every flaw I have on that fact.
I love Toni Colette!
who the fuck dresses like that to their son's court trial? No wonder hes so fucked up....bet he grew up watching her doing sucky sucky to strangers for a beer
He shoulda used the money from bribing jurors and bought his momma a buncha white shirts so she wouldnt have to wear a bandana just to enjoy a smoke.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 6:57pm.
hahahahaha. None of that. Just a stern talking-to about your plain sheepism.
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"I Don't Like Mondays" (Can you believe I know someone who had never heard of this song? When I said "Dylan," she thought I was talking about Bob Dylan...) http://youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
The Breakfast Club: The Middle Ages
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
CHAVS.
That's all I got.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
ESE,
He can wear that frilly thong under his suit any day!
Sheeps,
Alone...hmmm to be featured on the next episode of CSI, just when Grissom isn't there to solve my murder?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by beebee on July 21, 2008 - 6:53pm.
I think that its a dribble-bib to catch the ashes from her faggies. Otherwise, she would muss her virginal white shirt.
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So this is what trash looks like in the UK?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
The pic in the park looks like Meryl Streep jumping black stockings first into a new role there. Love it.
That umm bandana around her neck is really bothering me. Is that all the rage on the other side of the water?
No, no...She is one of the not hard to get girls that the hookers are getting at M O F O H O F O S H O. C O M
But seriously, I play this game with my daughter in the street where we rate people's fashion sense - it's always the people who stand out, of course, so she's a definite candidate - anyhoo, she would lose.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 6:38pm.
I need to see you in my office. Yes, A-lone.
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"I Don't Like Mondays" (Can you believe I know someone who had never heard of this song? When I said "Dylan," she thought I was talking about Bob Dylan...) http://youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
Submitted by beebee on July 21, 2008 - 9:34pm.
If thats not a hooker I don't know what is!
She's a hooker, line and sinker.
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Wow, straight out of 1986.
Plus I love the girl sitting on the concrete steps in white pants.
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So, is that Blaaake's dad squeezing himself into the single-breasted on the right?
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
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EastEndGirl: With all the Winehouse and drugs hoopla, I've forgotten why BF-C got in trouble in the first place. What's the witness intimidation scoop?
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 9:38pm.
lemme get this straight... Sheeps can still dress cheap, right?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Yes. Hot. Well.
I guess you gots your taste, MK, and I gots mine and that's all I gots to say about that.
This, however, I can totally agree with:
I doubt she shouted "Blaaaaaaake" when he was sentenced. She probably just rolled her eyes, went outside, lit up her 30th fag of the morning, and then asked one of the reporters if she could borrow a few bucks.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.