Monday, July 21st 2008

Blaaake's Mommy Is Kind Of Hot

The crack rock of Amy Wino's eye, Blaaake Fielder-Whatever, was sentenced to 27 months in the chokey this morning. Wino didn't show up for the fun and games, but Blaaake's hot mother Georgette was there.

I doubt she shouted "Blaaaaaaake" when he was sentenced. She probably just rolled her eyes, went outside, lit up her 30th fag of the morning, and then asked one of the reporters if she could borrow a few bucks. After she finished gossiping with the court clerk, she shuffled off to her day job tending bar at some pub where they call her G-Cakes.

You also know her house smells like the inside of an ash bin, and she probably has four cats named Johnny Rotten, Sid, Steve and Paul after the Sex Pistols. Love her.

Below is G-Cakes being hot outside of the court house. I also threw in Blaaake's mug shot. I'd hit it.


Posted by: Michael K


EastEndGirl's picture

Sheeps & ESE,

I almost put in a disclaimer that I was not referring to our beloved member of the bovine family.

It is a british saying...mutton is cheap old sheep...not gorgeous tender young lamb.

Most curries in the U.K. (when I lived there) were made from mutton...lamb is the stuff of Sunday roast and mint sauce...drool.

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sflilbear's picture

Oh Michael, is there anything you wouldn't hit? I'm questioning you on this one.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

I just notice G-Cakes is wearing Trollsen-like witch-boots with her Lohan leggings.
Sooooooooooo fashion forward.
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beebee's picture

If thats not a hooker I don't know what is!

mike's picture

PLEASE let Georgette start issuing statements to the press.

Do they have trailer parks in Britain?

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 9:25pm.

you know i got your back, Sheeps!

OT: lemme think of something other than "just die already, Wino, Blaaake, and all concerned with them!".. gimme a minute, it's not easy

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mike's picture

lol, I just noticed the girl (?) sitting on the steps to her left

Check out this pic of them in somewhat healthier times:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00471/Amy_Winehouse_471806a.j...

Lindalou's picture

I am feeling strangely intimidated by her.

Is Georgette a Civil or a Fielder, or was the name already hyphenated?

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

OMG!!! Is she wearing Lindsay Leggings?

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letinstar's picture

hot! the best part is that this entire outfit was planned and coordinated...
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mike's picture

She's a bit old to be dressing like a member of Bananarama.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 6:21pm.

Yeah, what ESE said. And idiom translation, please, EEG?

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Devore's picture

ooff... those English folks can be strange looking.

check out the overgrown blonde in leggings and the gal in the orange tunic sitting on stairs.

very odd looking.

dustbunny's picture

appears we have found just who buys leggings from the Lohan collection.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Mutton dressed as lamb.

leave Sheeps outta this!LOL!

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I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."

O.K. is that cigarette surgically attached or something? She's a classic that one. I used to watch Eastenders in the 80's and she is totally channeling one of the tough chicks...can't remember name! Pat, maybe?

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Mutton dressed as lamb.

MK, beginning to realize you would hit anything! Yeah I'm slow.

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