Monday, July 21st 2008
Is That So?
Balthazar Getty wants you to know that he has split up from his wife of 8 years. You know, just in case you didn't figure it out for yourself after seeing pictures of him groping Sienna Miller's slut sacks (NSFW).
Balthazar issued this statement:
"Herro. My name is Balthazar and I'm a dumb, cheating whorebag who purses his lips in every stupid picture he takes."
No, this is what he really said:
"The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further."
Maybe he should've thought about that before he frolicked out in the open like a horny puppy. Wait, do puppies even get horny? That didn't sound right. Pupophilia is wrong.
Anyway, why couldn't Balthazar act like a normal person and keep his affair behind closed doors (aka the local Motel 6)? And Balthazar (I like writing his name) left his wife for the wrong slut. Sienna Miller is going to move on to the next dick before he can say "syphilis."
Source: People
First of all, just because you have money doesn't mean you don't have a soul.
Of course, without saying, I am defending his wife. There are dogs, Balthazar being one of them. A lot of rotten, dirty, lying, stealing, sorry excuses for men have charm. Balthazar whatshisface is probably a sociopath and a manipulative skeeze.
Second of all, leaving his wife and children for a "younger, hotter piece" would not have redeemed him from being a shitty person. I understand that even though we live in a confused society gone tragically vain as time passes, I didn't know that it's actually more acceptable for families to be torn asunder and destroyed under such superficial circumstances.
I'm sure the wifey has a wonderful personality, and that's why these dirtbag men like Balthazar decide to enter relationships with nice women. Let me tell you something, it's a HUGE slap in the face when your husband's not attracted to you, but decides to string you along emotionally for the occasionally fucking. Men like him marry women for their "personalities" because he figured she was a pushover and that she'd let his slimy ass get away with it.
Fuck him.
Third of all, Sienna Miller isn't that fucking great looking. She looks like every other blonde-haired, blue-eyed twig with wretched fashion sense. I don't condone cheating at all, especially because of physical appearance, but she was overrated to begin with. All you fucktards gawking at her alleged "beauty" are boring and brainwashed.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
I saw some photos that were secretly taken on a movie set and I have to say she has the best looking vagina I have ever seen. It's not saggy or droopy or have huge oversized lips. It was trimmed just right. It was very sexy.
Sienna Miller has a dangerous pussy. Just one taste and you forget you have a wife. Slip it on and you forget that you have kids.
Call her a skank. Call her a whore. She may date married men BUT from the photos I saw, my wife would HAVE to understand.
Sienna Miller may not be the kind of girl you take home to mamma but Sienna Miller is the kind of girl you take to a motel and keep naked as long as possible. Judging from some of the pictures I've seen, the keeping her naked part may not be a problem.
I have no delusions of grandeur. I know she would dump my ass in 15 minutes but I'd be proud to wear the t-shirt that says "I was dumped by Sienna Miller".
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club sugarbabymeet.com, by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar daddy! ...
She is going to receive a lovely settlement. Uh Bal, Sienna will be done with you by Friday.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Wow, that's the cute little kid from Lord of the Flies?!?
Douche bag tool.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
His wife is much prettier than that skanky ho bag!
They are both disgusting sluts and need to get some nasty disease to go along with their nasty personalities.
YUCK
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
He makes me angry, i just wanna slap that look off his face! Perhaps adding a kick in the teeth and cripple nipple for effect.
Slutienna and Balthascum deserve each other. The only thing they care about is their next brew and their next screw.
Submitted by satala on July 22, 2008 - 1:02am.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy.
hahahahaha. They do!
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
Sluttyenna will be done with him before his first herpes outbreak, then he'll be alone, disease-riddled, and missing half his shit.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Barf. Sienna goes through men like napkins. Hopefully this asswipe's oil money will all go to the ex-Mrs. Getty.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
"In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment"
That worthless piece of shit. He publically flaunted the affair for the world to see, without a thought to his family, his wife nor his children, and THAT is his reply??? I hope like hell that his wife has the "Dream Team" of divorce lawyers and tears this genital wart to shreds.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
"In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment ..."
But that didn't stop you, did it, asshole? I hope his wife gets everything, & his children never want to see him again. I hope Sienne finally meets her soul mate, marries him, pops out several kids, loses her figure & her "looks" & he humiliates her by cheating, very publicly, w/ the 18-year-old nanny. & I also believe that vows should mean something, & to expect him to cheat is a sad commentary on our society.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
He's embarrassed by Sienna, girl should be crushed.
Sienna Miller is the biggest whore in the UK and US.
What the fuck does this whore do apart from opening her legs.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "...falling in love with a man who needs "saving" rarely works out....once they are "better", they don't need you anymore, and the dynamics of the relationship change....once they are "fixed" they move on....
Find ones that have fixed themeselves already, or are at least really working on it...."
AMEN. Those are some wise words.
So good of Balthy to think of his children...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I wish that Miller bitch would pack it in. Brits used to have a reputation for being frigid, tweed nightgowns and the like and that was better than us being seen as the world's sperm bank. She broke poor Rhy's heart too for this- a moronic, unfaithful, lying, oil slick. Where’s that English class you selfish, money grabbing, grubby titted, STD ridden whore. I really despair of her, slimy fucking wench.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
The beauty of this whole situation is that Batty's wife is going to give him the ultimate fucking...she should come out of this with a settlement that should make Heather Mills look like chump change...
And somebody needs to tell Batty that the fact that this is coming on the heels of being attached to the biggest Hoellea to grace the stage and screen PERIOD...is just plain tacky...
It's really early and it didn't surprise me in the slightest that he might start his statement with "Herro".
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
_Good morning guys. Sorry I left so abruptly last night, my laptopits on its last legs and it gets a crazy error that leaves me with no operating system. I guess I should take the plunge and buy a new one.
As for Mr.Getty, I wish him the same luck as Jude Law you will finish losing the girl anyway and go bald by 35.
Anyway, that tramp claims she has been dating him for over 2 months and stopped dating Ifans in early June, hmmm... she further said the following after she split with Ifans-- "I really thought I was very ready to settle down, but then I realised I wanted to be selfish for just a little bit longer." I could have so damn much to say, but...got to go and ready for work.
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Morning, Sluts!
Balthascum, I hope Sienna's pussy was worth it.
I hope they give each other a toxic mix of STDs and they both implode after their bits and pieces rot off.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 22, 2008 - 11:01am.
If Joss Stone is fucking for tracks, just imagine what Sienna is fucking for!
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Food stamps?
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
Don't shake his hand -- I've seen where he puts his fingers-- you'll end up with pink eye.
Beware Mrs Patrick Campbell!
He is douchey hot! I learned all about "douchey hot" in HS. You should never have dalliances with these men, EVEN if you need to get an itch scratched. At times, it may seem that being hot is their only ambition in life - but it's not. They have another one. They also want to be douchey.
PS. That makes sense to me but how did that start? A woman must have started that, dontcha think? You are no better than the bag with which I clean my dirty snatch? Now, I must know...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
His wife looks like she's too smart for him. I don't mean to say that's what she thinks but that she is, actually, smarter than he is. Which would explain his hanging with Sienna perfectly, yes?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I personally find his wife alot more attractive than Sienna, but then again, there's no accounting for taste.
If Joss Stone is fucking for tracks, just imagine what Sienna is fucking for!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Balthazar looks like a real man - a 100% exclusive fishfucking hetro man.
We are getting 'the vapors'!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m """"" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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he's like donald trump but with a little less nasty wig
...herro
lol
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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I hope her high-priced litigator fucks him in his cheating douchebag ass.
What a total dickwad... he prances around with his C-List celeb girlfriend and shock, horror, 'incredibly embarrassing' photos of you feeling up your new skank appear on the internet!
Too fucking shocking for words.
Shame his money couldn't buy him an education coz clearly the man has not learned how to use the muscle that resides in his skull.
Moron. I hope his wife gets a shitload of money out of him.
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*SuperGenius*
Heehee Sheeps......
Goodnight everyone....
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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat
"Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 11:05pm.
It's part of Hallmark's "Just Kidding" collection. When you open it--nevermind."
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Frankly Id be more impressed if when you open it it sings.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I hope Rosetta is smart enough to stay away from the skunk who left her for a pig
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 21, 2008 - 9:51pm.
You can turn your dick into a greeting card?
It's part of Hallmark's "Just Kidding" collection. When you open it--nevermind.
TV, or the impersonation of a "frightened turtle".
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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat
I hope she takes most of his money
ASSHOLE!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 22, 2008 - 12:51am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 12:47am.
Big enough for a happy face?
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Wow his wife is like the opposite of Siena Miller and I'm not jsut talking about the dark hair, she's so clean looking.
And I'm convinced he's really not as wealthy as the press would have us believe. I was reading his bio on IMDB and it seemed like his family is, yes famous, but not wealthy, anymore, he said he grew up comfortably but didn't really know what it was like to be a "getty", or something to that affect.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 12:47am.
You can turn your dick into a greeting card? Mine can impersonate an acorn if the water's cold enough.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
On a serious tip because I need to move onto new appetites to ruin:
It's great to love your maaayun and stand by his side if shit hits the skids a time or two, BUT always remember: Men (and women) aren't HOUSES -- a fixer-upper house is only worth the blood, sweat, tears, and cash you sink into it if you can FLIP IT. Which means if you "fix" your mate, if you don't trade up, he/she will. Just the sad facts.
CHEERS ^_^
Would an expensive, thoughtful greeting card be almost as nice?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 22, 2008 - 12:40am.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 22, 2008 - 12:13am.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: Tis best to have a man surprise you with your name tattooed right above his COCK."
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Or ON it. Now that's fucking dedication.
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Will initials do? I'm Irish.
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long as ya chug some Irish cream ;)
Leatherette - I just googled the color. Truer words....blech.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
"Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 21, 2008 - 10:40pm."
Just bite the bullet and do Team Valtrex. On the upside, you can apply that to anyone at any given time ;)
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
ubmitted by tonicbitch on July 22, 2008 - 12:38am.
"Submitted by Leatherette on July 21, 2008 - 10:23pm.
AH, true. NOTHING like throwing caution to the wind, downing a few Vicodin, or snorting a coco gram, and telling that tat artiste to lay that needle on your trembling willy. So if he every up and goes after new pussy, that new pussy's gonna have to gobble eeeeevery letter in YOUR name. No truer love, people."
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I think Alanis needs to hire you on as a songwriter, this is a VERY vivid visual.
Isn't the color called Burnt Sienna?
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Burnt Sienna = what Sienna Miller's gyno calls her pussyhole, I'll have you know.
Claponorreasyphiloococusastreptoiparishiltonitis is NO JOKE.