Batman Busted
Yesterday, Christian Bale's mommy and sissy filed a complaint at the police station in London claiming Christian assaulted them on Sunday. The po-po decided to hold off on questioning him last night, because Christian was at the London premiere of "The Dark Knight." A source told The Sun, “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth."
Stupid celebrities and their special treatment! If it was you and it was your wedding day, they would have dragged your ass out of there before you even had time to say "I do." And they would have tasered you in front of everyone!
TMZ reports that Christian was arrested today and taken in for questioning.
Holy mom beater, Batman! Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sure you can come up with something better. Have at it!
Did you know Christian's stepmommy is Gloria Steinem? So it would be pretty fucking ironic if he turned out to be some sort of woman beater.
Here's some pictures of Christian looking confused and constipated at his London premiere last night.
Wenn
That wasn't his mother and sister; it was Alfred and Aunt Harriet who got the beatdown.
I don't believe he's a bad guy at all and if mom and sis are alcoholics/drug addicts, I hope the police will throw the book at THEM. I feel bad for him, especially if they were trying to get money out of him and guilt-tripping him. Assholes!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
El B.,
I am a proud Balehead!
I am also an El Bastardohead!!!
Hahahaha, i'm a Clarissehead! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Clarisse and El B,
Would that make Mrs. K and No Words then Bald-heads?
8-)
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
"I’ve heard that you’re only free to become the adult you have always meant to be when both your parents are gone."
It's true for me...
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So don’t forget what I told you
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Sounds screwy. Wouldn't he have some sort of history of this with his wife if that's the kind of person he is? But MK bringing up how if it was one of our wedding days that we'd get arrested but celebs get special treatment, got me to think, what if a celeb ruined your wedding day, demanding to use the space your holding your function in for themselves and you reseved it first,and they just took it away from you for their spoiled asses! They'd surely need to call the bridezilla Camera crew on me!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Public Enemies. Depp plays bank robber...Bale FBI agent. Can't wait
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El B.,
I am a proud Balehead!
I am also an El Bastardohead!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 9:22am.
Dot,
As I always say "You can pick your nose, You can pick your ass but you just can't pick your family"
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Just to clarify, "picking your ass" means deciding what man you'll marry, right?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I just read in Wiki that his mother was a "circus clown and performer" while his dad was an entrepreneur and commercial pilot...looks like daddy had a little too much fun with clown lady...
Funny, the mother was prolly pissed she wasn't cast as The Joker. (RIP Heath)
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Was good friends with actor Heath Ledger.
His fans refer to themselves as "Baleheads".
(Clarisse you Balehead!!!)
His father was an activist and adventurer and his mother a circus dancer so he never lived in one place for very long while growing up.
He has three sisters: musician Erin Bale; computer professional Sharon Bale; and director/actress Louise Bale, who appeared in Newsies (1992).
Which one?
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I'll take a dirty martini with 5 olives....LOL
And kizzy glad to hear you came out on top. ____________________________________________
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Word on the street is that Christian was charged with "verbal assault"...
Brits, please explain. I have told my mother to go jump in front of a train a few times, is that verbal assault??
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I am sooo THERE!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Off topic...Does ANYONE else bust-out with "A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll... If we dont get no tolls we dont get no rolls" when someone says "rolls" ????
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 22, 2008 - 12:26pm
Bogus is bogus, no matter who does it. She's got to live with it, not me. She ended up in worse trouble than she tried to make for me, so I got to laugh about that. I'm sorry your mother really isn't above it, just for her own reasons, not your benefit. Martinis on me? LOL
Guess it's not hard to see why Christian wouldn't want to have much to do with them, and why he would want to keep them from his family.
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Mrs K.,
Let's GO!!!
Off topic...Does ANYONE else bust-out with "A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll... If we dont get no tolls we dont get no rolls" when someone says "rolls" ????
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
They're related, but only in the biological sense. They are not his friends, they resent his success, it seems.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 9:31am.
Can I watch? Or have a bread roll at least?
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Hell, you're all invited.
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So don’t forget what I told you
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
CLARISSE & KIZZY--
LET'S GO OUT TO EAT TOMORROW NIGHT, ON MOI!!!!!!
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Can I watch? Or have a bread roll at least?
The commercials LIE. All Bran bars are NOT delicious.
Very sad if his mom and sister are acting like that.
CLARISSE & KIZZY--
LET'S GO OUT TO EAT TOMORROW NIGHT, ON MOI!!!!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 9:22am.
Dot,
As I always say "You can pick your nose, You can pick your ass but you just can't pick your family"
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As I always say, "you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
He's gorgeous - I've got his back.....
Just thought I'd bring this over from JJ's
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 9:58 am His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister
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That explains a lot! God, alcohol sucks. They are both alcoholics? Then he is lucky not to be one (assuming he is not).
... and Kizzy -- sorry to hear that. My mother is however, not ABOVE anything. She is crazy, textbook. She just cares too much about what other people think to make any spectacle. God am getting angry just writing about her. ____________________________________________
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Yeah Mrs. Kravitz!!!
I give you a raise too for being my fake friend!
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I like him because he isn't an attention queen. Plus, he's got real talent.
An example of the polar opposite would be like Spencer Pratt or Pete Wentz.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 12:20pm
Congrats, doll!! Glad to know we're not the only ones who appreciate you ♥
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Dot,
As I always say "You can pick your nose, You can pick your ass but you just can't pick your family"
8-) (by marriage does not count)
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Attack of the Killer Klowns.
Mrs K. / Uvula!
How funny that you thought of me when this story came up! I don't know why.
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Fake friendship has its benefits♥
Totally off topic; I got a raise today
Yee fuckin' hah!!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Damn. Too bad one can't choose their family like they can choose their friends. How shitty.
Mrs K. / Uvula!
How funny that you thought of me when this story came up! I don't know why. *sheepish smile*
" His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. "
Sounds like he was just protecting his wife and 3year old daughter from drama.
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What bullshit.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 22, 2008 - 7:23am.
My husband threw 2 pair of toe nail clippers at the back of my head yesterday,, At the same time! Fearless & talented!
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Last night Pudge asked me to "toss up" the flashlight from the basement.
Boy, was I tempted to hurl it.
Fun times at Chez Kravitz.
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So don’t forget what I told you
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TV,
Whatcha doing out in the daylight hours??? Inquiring minds...
in Alabama what he did is referred to as "Monday".
LOL!
Can I use that as a defense like the Texas "Some People Just Need Killing" defense?
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Also says his sisters are musicians, theatre actresses...but he's the only one that's a huge star.
Sounds like Christian was attacked by the two women on his premiere night. Some families...
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Sounds like he is getting a bad wrap.... Too bad the hotel didn't just have the cops remove them before he returned... I'd beat my sister's ass if she did that, too....
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Submitted by miffed_33 on July 22, 2008 - 11:46am.
Just thought I'd bring this over from JJ's
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 9:58 am His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 10:20 am My father works security at the hotel, and he said it was a mess. His mom and sister wanted the front desk worker to let them into his room to wait for him. When they were told no they started cussing and yelling. they sat in front of his door for an hour until he finally arrived.
WTF????? THAT"S SO UN CHRISTIAN!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1037174/Batman-star-Christi...
He seems a little too happy in this picture to be guilty. I call BS!!!
I can't believe they filed a complaint, in Alabama what he did is referred to as "Monday".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
christian bale would never do some shit like that... and i he did... bitches would diserve it!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 22, 2008 - 11:56am.
And yet, you find me oddly sexy.
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That's WHY I find you oddly sexy. The dry heaving from the filthiness almost makes me feel like I'm having an orgasm.
OH and lmao @ Kizzy's post
Scotland Yard says the questioning is over and no official charges have been filed.
That tells me the man is innocent.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 22, 2008 - 6:08am.
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You know you're knee-deep in Dlisted love when the first thing you think when reading this is, "Clarisse is gonna be SO bummed out!"
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Mrs. K,
Exactly! You were the first person I thought of with the Alex B post...thought Mrs. K is going to be so disappointed that they didn't use a better picture.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
If the JJ post is true that's really sad for him.
I did read an interview with him at blackfilm.com. The interviewer asked what kept him grounded. He said a lot of people around him call him an asshole. The interviewer asked, "So that's what it takes?" CB just smiled. I thought that seemed sorta sad.
I still don't think he's hot though. :P
No way... something intelligent came out of JJ?? As if.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 11:37am.
LCT,
Christian Bale has never been a troubled actor, so this story is getting more smokey by the minute.
*looks both ways for Fannie*
Off Topic.
Nice 'stache!!!
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Thanks banana.
*Ducks and covers*
Tuesday sucks.