Batman Busted
Yesterday, Christian Bale's mommy and sissy filed a complaint at the police station in London claiming Christian assaulted them on Sunday. The po-po decided to hold off on questioning him last night, because Christian was at the London premiere of "The Dark Knight." A source told The Sun, “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth."
Stupid celebrities and their special treatment! If it was you and it was your wedding day, they would have dragged your ass out of there before you even had time to say "I do." And they would have tasered you in front of everyone!
TMZ reports that Christian was arrested today and taken in for questioning.
Holy mom beater, Batman! Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sure you can come up with something better. Have at it!
Did you know Christian's stepmommy is Gloria Steinem? So it would be pretty fucking ironic if he turned out to be some sort of woman beater.
Here's some pictures of Christian looking confused and constipated at his London premiere last night.
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If someone is fucking you over, be it kin or true foe, you cut the ties.
They don't bind that damn much.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 22, 2008 - 6:08am.
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Submitted by No Words on July 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
Who doesn't have a family member they would like to go all "Christian Bale" on, and chuck a Kleenex box at?
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A Kleenex box? I have some family members I'd like to throw full tank of gas at.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 10:34am.
Your disgust me with your filthiness.
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And yet, you find me oddly sexy.
ON topic- Whoever had put up the post from JJ- thanks. I hate that TMZ made the guy sound like some heavy handed, short tempered bastard. If they were there causing problems and he was trying to get them out, it's more understandable. Not saying he should have pushed them physically if he did, but if his wife was there, and especially his daughter, I don't blame him for wanting them out if that post was the truth.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Clarisse--
Christian was framed!!!!!
Damn families, they will fuck you every time.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 9:58 am His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister
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I truly hope that is the case or I'll never be able to watch the man in another movie. Hopefully, if this is true, someone else saw.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 11:37am
Fuck Fannie up the ass with a big rubber dick. The day I stay on topic totally is the day that MK himself tells me, "Bitch, I'm sick of you going off-topic". Until that day, I'm off topic whenever I damned well please, and if fucking Frannie doesn't fucking like it, she doesn't have to fucking read it. Stupid cunt.
If the scuttlebutt at JJ is correct, then the mom and sister were 100% in the wrong, and Christian didn't do anything.
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Oh, thank goodness for psycho JJ's information. Sounds like a usual weekend in my family (seriously).
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 22, 2008 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:59
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Glad to know YOUR mom's above it, but I know that others' mothers AREN'T. Yes, that's personal experience.
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Submitted by miffed_33 on July 22, 2008 - 11:46am.
Just thought I'd bring this over from JJ's
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 9:58 am His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister
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Who doesn't have a family member they would like to go all "Christian Bale" on, and chuck a Kleenex box at?
He is the hotness...I hope it was a small incident of tempers and stress, and not a major fuck-up.
"...Sharon Bale, a computer professional" <-- as soon as I read that description I just KNEW she was the sister in question, don't know why, just knew it.
ETA: bet she's the British equivalent of a DMV data entry clerk.
I heard rumors about this yesterday but it was from a British tabloid, but I'm just shocked, what are the chances that this happens now. Assault doesn't have to mean he hit them, maybe he just freaked out and yelled. If he touched them I'm sure they would've thrown a battery charge on there. I'm kind of skeptical about this. Why Christian why?
Put on some weight Christian.
to quote SJP as Carrie Bradshaw, there is nothing scarier...than a clown.
This is sad news. I thought Bale was one of the good ones. And Clairce, I love the new avvie.
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Just thought I'd bring this over from JJ's
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 9:58 am His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister
edna @ 07/22/2008 at 10:20 am My father works security at the hotel, and he said it was a mess. His mom and sister wanted the front desk worker to let them into his room to wait for him. When they were told no they started cussing and yelling. they sat in front of his door for an hour until he finally arrived.
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 11:37am.
FUCK these hos. I'm declaring my Bale-looniedom as of NOW.
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Count me in!
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*slapping a official Bale-loonie sticker written up in lipstick on your ass*
Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 11:37am.
FUCK these hos. I'm declaring my Bale-looniedom as of NOW.
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Count me in!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Ellie May on July 22, 2008 - 11:37am.
Ok, this solves the mystery. His mom was a circus clown. I lie not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_bale
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THANK YOU!!!!!
SEE BITCHES?! Clowns are EVIL, and not in a good way! They're serial killers and such! bet ya bio Bale mommy has some skeletons in HER backyardage!
Bale-loon 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!
FUCK these hos. I'm declaring my Bale-looniedom as of NOW.
& don't know how, but I already knew that Gloria Steinem is his step mom from years ago. Bet ya there's a reason he stays away from his bio mom.
Ok, this solves the mystery. His mom was a circus clown. I lie not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_bale
LCT,
Christian Bale has never been a troubled actor, so this story is getting more smokey by the minute.
*looks both ways for Fannie*
Off Topic.
Nice 'stache!!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:59am.
Oh lord, your post just reminded me of the shit my mother has done to me and now I need a bottle of vodka and a psychiatrist STAT. You are right about parents. However, I hardly doubt that my mother would call the cops on me if I (hypothetically speaking) was to throw a pen or a phone (a big 1980's cellular phone) at her, I think she may just tell me how horrible I turned out and tell me how she cannot believe I just threw something at her after she singlehandledly (she was married to my dad) raised me and slaved (she had a live in maid) to raise enough money to raise me properly, and failed BLAH, BLAH, BLAH (and repeat it every time she sees me until I do something else). Anyway, I think she may leave the calling of the cops for when I (hypothetically) slap her with a frying pan and/or come at her with an actual weapon. I am just sayin'
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Gloria Steinem married CB's dad in 2000 (her first marriage, at 66). The dad died in 2003. That fact strikes me as really random.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
Only when it's that time of the month.
Okay, I grossed myself out with that. Sorry.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 10:29am.
Damn, that is sexy. Do they have Joker merkins with one big red messy smile on them?
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Only when it's that time of the month.
Okay, I grossed myself out with that. Sorry.
And again- ALL suspects are arrested before being questioned for a crime in England. It doesn't mean what it does in the U.S. so nobody get their panties in a twist over a difference in meaning. Jeezus.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
TMZ says he's been let out of jail. Hopefully that means this whole thing is a scam....
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 22, 2008 - 11:22am.
LCT- I have a bat-hair merkin on special order.
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Damn, that is sexy. Do they have Joker merkins with one big red messy smile on them?
oh well Matt Drudge is reporting that he's been arrested. The report includes a *gorgeous* picture of him from "American Psycho"
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I hope this is all bullshit. I find it to be shady that he has this HUGE movie coming out, no one has ever complained about anything in regards to Christian Bale but yet he beats his mother and sister. The bitches were probably just annoying the fuck out of him so he probably told them to pound salt as he threw a shoe at them. Well at least this is what I want to think.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
LCT- I have a bat-hair merkin on special order.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 22, 2008 - 11:14am.
LCT- Almost as thick and well-groomed as my merkin.
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Yowwwzzaaaaaaa. Just mentioning the word merkin gives me the vapours. Maybe, in respect of the thread, you should paint a nice big bat into your merkin today!
PS: He doesn't look great this slim...but he def looks yummy in Batman.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
*covering my ears* I can't hear yaaaaaa!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
LCT- Almost as thick and well-groomed as my merkin.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by oklahoma on July 22, 2008 - 11:09am.
@LCT.. haha! I like the "giving a face ride to a dirty birdie" More fun, too!
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Hahahaha, face ride.
Hop on! We're on the road to Pleasure Town!
Forget Wikipedia, the way it's written in there is confusing. Basically the offence of assault in England can mean anything from clocking someone a good one to making them THINK you're going to clock them a good one.
Just for info. Very broad.
Great story though.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 11:07am.
You can solve this mystery!! You're working the Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot look!!
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By my calculations, I do deduct that this is indeed a fallacy. Those in relation to Mr. Bale are simply whoremongers who indeed are only interested in simple-minded retribution for not being as well-enjoyed as Mr. Bale.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 11:06am.
LCT,
I was not happy when the story broke, but like many before me have said, there is no detail so i'm holding out hope that he just tossed a box of tissues at mom's head and told her to "Bugger off"
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OMG Colin Firth yes please.
Has Christian ever gotten into any messiness like this before? It seems odd that his own mom and sister would accuse him of something like this just as his movie is coming out.
@LCT.. haha! I like the "giving a face ride to a dirty birdie" More fun, too!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
LCT, the moustache is beautiful......you keep it nicely groomed.
Devore, I see your point.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 22, 2008 - 11:05am.
LMAO @ LCT.. we have so much in common.. I have that exact same fully thick black mustache.. I like to twirl it w/ my fingers.. Muah!
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Do you really? That's HOT. You know what's fun? Dipping it in latte foam. It looks like you either just gave a moustache ride to someone incredibly unclean or got caught in a snowstorm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 11:04am.
You can solve this mystery!! You're working the Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot look!!
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LCT,
I was not happy when the story broke, but like many before me have said, there is no detail so i'm holding out hope that he just tossed a box of tissues at mom's head and told her to "Bugger off"
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I really hope this isn't true! Thought he was one of the normal "respectable" ones...
*holding thumbs*
LMAO @ LCT.. we have so much in common.. I have that exact same fully thick black mustache.. I like to twirl it w/ my fingers.. Muah!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 22, 2008 - 10:51am.
LCT, is that you in your avie? disguised? lol
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Disguised? No, I have a natural thick black moustache.
psl,
they say he is alledged to have "assaulted" his Mom and sis.
an allegation doesnt mean it's true.
and assault could be something other than a cold fist to the face.
I dunno, the story is too vague to run with.
In England and Wales, an assault consists of a person intentionally or recklessly causing another person to apprehend immediate and unlawful violence.
Because common assault is a summary-only offense, its maximum penalty is six months' imprisonment, or a "level 5 fine" (currently up to £5,000). The "starting sentence" for a first time offender pleading guilty is normally a community penalty.
(from Wiki, which has a bunch more legalese for you law dogs)
Whatever he did is fine. Nobody's perfect. Hes drawn to the batman character, a real dark tortured type of character. He must be able to identify and thats why he pulls the role off so well. stuff happens.
LoLo.. And C.Bale gets all sweaty when they see Paul Allens card, cause its sooo 'in'.. funny shit! *flips down business card* That color is bone, raised lettering.. And yes, that is a water-mark you see!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!