Alec Baldwin Doesn't Give An Eff About Your Husband's Heart Surgery
Alec Baldwin is currently whoring out his divorce memoir, "A Promise to Ourselves," and he turned down interviews with Larry King and others, because he only wanted to talk to Diane Sawyer. Diane agreed to the interview, but had to reschedule because of her husband Mike Nichols' heart surgery.
A source told Rush & Molloy that Alec flipped out, "Diane's people couldn't believe how angry Baldwin got. She was running back from the hospital!" He probably called her a "rude little pig" and went on to say, "I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child! You have humiliated me for the last time!"
A friend of Alec's said, "The interview was rescheduled at least four times. Then the air conditioning wasn't working. Alec was a little annoyed, but not with Diane." The air conditioning wasn't working?! I can relate. A broken A/C will seriously make you consider committing murder. My A/C was broken yesterday and my dog was also MIA the entire day. Coincidence? I think not. That bitch wasn't about to take any chances.
Back to Alec, you know if he wasn't such a grouchy fuck, he probably wouldn't look like a stale bag of flour. He used to be such a hot piece and now he looks like the crazy man on the subway who won't stop yelling about how "the end of the world is coming."
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Diabolical waste.
And he's fat! Enuf said!
I can't believe that's Adam Maitland.
Submitted by Stockbroker:
If Hollywood decides to remake "The Shinning", I vote for Alec Baldwin to replace Jack Nicolson in the role.
and i would see that shit for sure! i can just see Alec weeving that hatchet; oh my god it would be the funniest shit ever! i'm laughing so hard now i am going to peepee myself again!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on July 22, 2008 - 11:19am.
Now he's a roly-poly pepaw with a (most likely) limp dick.
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I am not at liberty to divulge details but that is most defintely not true!!!!!
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You're right about him being a hot piece way back when. My god, was he gorgeous.
Now he's a roly-poly pepaw with a (most likely) limp dick.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
I believ Kim is a crazy fucking bitch and has driven his ass over the edge.
What? You think Kim didnt have an ego comparable to the depths of his jesus freak brother's insane douche factor?
She was jerk off fodder for the boys for over a decade and ends up with Alecs old school ass.
Old School and Fussy Ho dont mix and this man has prolly been made to suffer.
Classic shit. I see that crap a lot.
You bitches got to get to know your own personalities better before agreeing to file taxes together till death do you part.
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Boy is he aging gracefully or what? He looks terrible and has a nasty attitude on top of it. not a great way to age at all.
and MK:
Back to Alec, you know if he wasn't such a grouchy fuck, he probably wouldn't look like a stale bag of flour. He used to be such a hot piece and now he looks like the crazy man on the subway who won't stop yelling about how "the end of the world is coming."
this paragraph made me peepee my pants twice. your a genious and you should have your own entertainment colum in the new york times!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
So what if he's cranky? Some of us were born that way. And if the interview was in NY, who could blame him for whining about air conditioning? The temp is brutal here...for days. Of course, Alec has other anger issues but seems that this is his personality.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Will you save me a cup of that matzo ball soup?
ROFL
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Teri Rialto: Good Balls.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Um....Is that a wing he's wearing or his real hair?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I would hit him so hard his whole family would cry.
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Since none of them are talking to him, they'd never know, so feel free, hit away!! Tag the anger right out of him!! Then give him a nice bowl of soup. He'd discover a level of happiness he'd never known existed. You CAN change the world!! ROFL
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I would hit him so hard his whole family would cry.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
I saw him at LAX on my way back to NY, he genuinly looked like a grumpy old man!
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Why do people still care about this a-hole? Seriously. He's a self-centered piece of dogshit that only cares about himself. He always has and always will. He's pathetic. He had ONE funny moment on Saturday Night Live..*yawn*. Fuck off Alec and take your other numbnut brothers with you.
Alec B. is not an "angry" sort, he's a "passionately eccentric soul".
And the Shweaty Ball King.
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Mrs K - are you in the forum?
Hi, Mrs. K!
*weeping openly with love for Alec*
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 7:21am.
Out of respect for Mrs Kravitz, i will abstain from commenting.
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The problem is that no one understnads Alec (except me and No Words) and no one has ever tried.
I LOVE HIM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!!!!!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
is that the same baldwin that was married to kim bassinger? if so, what happened to him?!
It's widely known that he is a drinker.
So I laughed to myself when someone said he was high.
He's high alright. On J&B, not joints.
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I'm sorry, but I just love Alec Baldwin...he is so damn good in everything he does. His private life, who cares.
the bloated face, the outbursts...he's an alcoholic
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I love Alec, indeed I do think he is a couple of french fries short of a happy meal but under it all I think he means well. He admits to fuckin up and you cant really hate on someone who knows their weaknesses.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I will forgive Baldwin for almost anything because of Jack Donaghy.
If Hollywood decides to remake "The Shinning", I vote for Alec Baldwin to replace Jack Nicolson in the role.
he was great in "team america", especially when his head gets blown off
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Submitted by Mopa on July 22, 2008 - 10:30am.
Alec is one fucked up mess, but he's funny as hell on 30 Rock.
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Did you see that one where he pretended to be the one guy's Mom and Dad? Fuck me, that was the funniest thing I have ever seen on TV in my whole damn life.
I think everyone should cut Alec some slack. Ever since Homer tried to kill Ron Howard and Kim Bassinger with the RV a decade ago, nothing has gone right.
A few tips for Alec Baldwin:
1) If you're going the 'Just for Men' route on your dome, you might as well do your beard too, or you're just going to spark Trump toupee rumours.
2) Lay off the Ding Dongs. Seriously.
3) Buy some Visine for your pot eyes before you go out in public.
Yes, he has issues, but I can't help it. I still like him.
Classic Baldwin from SNL... (when it was still funny).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azddGazTvv0
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Damn, he is an angry motherfucker.....
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 10:21am.
Out of respect for Mrs Kravitz, i will abstain from commenting.
I was just gonna say that!
I cant hate on Alec...Im sure he was just irritated with Dianes people...the heat is EXTREME these days!
*mumbles something about i dont give a fuck about Diane either but wont admit to it if questioned*
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I'm worried that he is going to hurt someone someday. I mean, more than verbally.
LOL. Someone needs anger management.
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Alec is one fucked up mess, but he's funny as hell on 30 Rock.
Damn, how I wish someone would tell this arrogant asshole to fuck off. He is without a doubt the most conceited and overrated blowhard in show business today.
Given the angry craziness and the bloat, I'm guessing our boy Alec here is a raging alcoholic. If not, he certainly looks and acts like it.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 22, 2008 - 10:20am.
"A broken A/C will seriously make you consider committing murder.
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Especially when you're all drunk and bloated!
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Rmember in "Clueless", "he's a baldwin" meant, well, hot.
Now? "He's a Baldwin" is an insult.
lol
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*snuggles w/ Miss Priss* scratch my back, Lower, lower!! Right there..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Out of respect for Mrs Kravitz, i will abstain from commenting.
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My favorite Alec Baldwin film was a made for TV movie called Dress Gray. It hasn't been released on DVD but I have it on VHS.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090974/
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"A broken A/C will seriously make you consider committing murder. My A/C was broken yesterday and my dog was also MIA the entire day. Coincidence? I think not. That bitch wasn't about to take any chances."
I love you MK.
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I think Alec B. does not give and eff about most things.
booze bloat