Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Score One For The Gayelles!

Last month, a group of dumb dumbs from the Greek island of Lesbos filed a lawsuit against a gay group for using the word "lesbian" to describe muff divers. The islanders felt that they are the only true Lesbians, so they are the only ones who should be allowed to use the name. They also argued that using the word to describe scissor sisters insulted their identity.

A Greek court threw out the lawsuit and said the word "did not define the identity of the residents of the island, and so it could be validly used by gay groups in Greece and abroad." The court also ordered the dumb Lesbians to pay 230 Euros in court fees.

A lawyer for the Gay and Lesbian Union of Greece said, "This is a good decision for lesbians everywhere. A court in Athens could not stop people around the world from using it. It was ridiculous."

Hooray! I will celebrate this victory for lezzies everywhere by eating a fish dinner in my one flannel shirt while watching "If These Walls Could Talk 2."

Let's spend our afternoon crank calling several business in Lesbos. When they answer, we can ask, "Yeah, are you a Lesbian?" When they answer "yes," we'll start giggling like Tommy Girl getting his salad tossed.

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jillypoo, there is a thread on Estelle's passing ....scroll back honey.

This whole thing was/is so fucking dumb....

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This is why I love SamRo... she turns Lohans annoying as hell "peace" sign around and throws the British finger. This photo ROCKS.

WrathOGrapes's picture

Lindsay looks a lot less beat now that she's hooked up with Ronson. Maybe lesbianism is the actual fountain of youth?

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P.T.Bull's picture

What's with the two fingers? Is it a wealthy caucasion gang sign?

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When you're with me baby the skies will be blue for all my life

ONE MORE TIME!!!!

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Hysteria's picture

Lindsay got new bigger toofers

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Imagine me and you
I do
I think about it day and night
It's only right
To think about the one you love
And hold her tight
So gayelle togetherrrrrrrrrrr...

Everybody!

I can't see me lovin' nobody but YOU
For all my life!

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KD's picture

Lindsey is looking younger. I'm so glad her hair is dark again, too. not as good as her original color, but way better than blonde.

So when are they going to get married??

mishma's picture

You know, you really ought not flash the "peace sign" when your face tells me you wanna shove it into my eyeballs. We get it, you're fierce and above it all, like above hairbrushes, hair dye, washing off your makeup and possibly your vagina crabs.

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Wonder what the national anthem of Gayelle Nation is????

Probably something by Sarah McLauglan (however you spell it) or some Lilith Fair chick.

i LOVE LOVE the "if these walls could talk" movies, soooo good

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NonnyMouse's picture

Come on, there's only one place to celebrate this ruling:

Home Depot!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 22, 2008 - 10:08am.
Blowhan is as gay as Anne Heche and Portia DeRossi.

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Anne is just wacked out.

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Green Is Good's picture

Blowhan is as gay as Anne Heche and Portia DeRossi.

Which means she's an opportunist and a media-whore who will screw anything to advance her career.

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I busted an ex-bf of mine for having a girl's only porny vid (Where The Boys Aren't). He told me it was really good so we watched it and (just for spite and a little bit real) I got really into it. At first he was turned on but then got a little pissed because he said I was having way too much fun watching only girls.

I'm glad Sam's long assed fingers weren't in the vid though. Instant Power Off.

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mike's picture

I have a friend who visited Lesbos and was crushed to find it was mostly smelly old people and goats.

Mel-Tang's picture

SamRo's fingers are the stuff of Lesbian nightmares.

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DiamondDawg's picture

I totally don't get them.

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I expect SamRo to flick her tongue between those two fingers in 3...2...1

DiamondDawg's picture

Estelle Getty had a Looooooooooooong life.

i want to be done early. right now would do.

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There goes my suit against Hawaiian Punch.

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Submitted by JillyPoo on July 22, 2008 - 9:42am.
This is off topic, but TMZ is reporting that Estelle Getty passed away this morning :( RIP Sophia!
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Awwww no! I was so looking forward to the Golden Girls movie!!

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I'm sooo getting used to "gayelle"

This whole post had the word LESBIAN in it too many times...i feel dizzy. :P

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Submitted by JillyPoo on July 22, 2008 - 9:42am.
This is off topic, but TMZ is reporting that Estelle Getty passed away this morning :( RIP Sophia!
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :(

Sophia: Picture it... Sicily.

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all i know is that Homer mentioned it in the Illiad and that's all 11th grade was about.

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Submitted by JillyPoo on July 22, 2008 - 12:42pm.
This is off topic, but TMZ is reporting that Estelle Getty passed away this morning :( RIP Sophia!
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Awwww...I heard she was ill (dementia?). RIP.

OnT: What about the Lebanese lawsuit?

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JillyPoo's picture

This is off topic, but TMZ is reporting that Estelle Getty passed away this morning :( RIP Sophia!

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Um why does she look like the LEAVE BRTINEY ALONE GUY??? Yikes!

P.T.Bull's picture

Does samro have some 5 o'clock shadow there? Taking some hormones to get manly?

So, is lilo truly a sister of sappho, or is this just part of her sexually compulsive behavior?

girl_cheese's picture

I've got a pair of birks for your long, skinny feet, M.K.

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I'm disappointed 'gayelle' will not be the appropriate term.

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