Batman's Out
Christian Bale has been released from jail after being questioned by police for more than four hours. Batman bailed out, but he has to return in September for more fun. Christian was arrested earlier today after his mommy and sissy filed an assault claim against him last night.
TMZ reports that Christian might have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mom. Apparently, in England there is such thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal assault. Class 4 is verbal assault with "an intent to cause alarm."
Fuckity fuck! You can get arrested for yelling at a bitch? If they have that shit here, I'm doomed. Death Row, here I come!
UPDATE: Christian's spokesbitch released this statement to People: "Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."
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Did he color his fingernails with a Sharpie?
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 22, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Second, every hot slut should be allowed to say "fuck off before I cut you bitch" without having to worry about getting the book thrown at them.
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I AGREE.
First this picture is scaring me.
Second, every hot slut should be allowed to say "fuck off before I cut you bitch" without having to worry about getting the book thrown at them.
ETA remind me to never visit Texas.
ETAETA although being in Texas would have come in handy when my ex threatened to kill me and the authorities didnt do shit.
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arrest mrsoul now, he calls me a B every day.LOL cause I am tehee.
I was selected for a jury a few months ago in an aggravated assault case. Some dude threatened to beat a ho and was arrested, even though he never touched her. The charge was aggravated assault as opposed to simple assault because homeboy was packing heat when he made the threat. He didn't actually wave the gun around, but the mere presence of a firearm elevated the charge.
Anyfuckery, I got a call the night before the trial was set to start saying that dude had pled guilty to a lesser charge (deadly conduct). He got 6 months in the chokey.
So, you can most def be arrested for threatening bodily injury, even if you never lay a hand on the person. BTW - I'm in Texas.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 5:33pm.
El B.,
Can you say that last bit again, but in a whisper and right up next to my ear?
Here goes, ahem, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"*slurp*.....
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Okay, my opinion is that he lost his shit on his mother and sister. But I don't think he hit them. He probably threw a magazine or something in their general direction. It happens...
I'm sure it was 50/50. They were being annoying, he overreacted.
El B.,
Can you say that last bit again, but in a whisper and right up next to my ear?
*pulls hair back from side of my neck*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I'm bringing this Baleloving thread back when it turns out he headbutted his old mother and gave his sister a right hook in the kidneys. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
He's so pretty, sigh.
I was right, parental issues AND it sounds like they made it up.
I guess my friendly verbal retort of:
Eff you, you effin phuck would then
certainly land me in the pokey.
Dave Navarro called and he wants his
black OPI nail polish back.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I know I'm completely tainted by hollyweird and it's minions but I can't believe this isn't just a pathetic grab for money and/or fame by pissed off family members.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 1:05pm.
*runs by and flashes girly bits to kdracofan*
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*flashes Clarisse right back*! AHUUUUU!
Christian Bale is all kinds of dirty hot, but im sorry, this makeup is NOT attractive.
on another note, what a bitch ass family to try to ruin this huge weekend for him.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 1:03pm.
I live in a state that still allows people to sue for "Alienation of Affection", and I've never heard of anyone being arrested on verbal assault charges. Swearing in public, yes. His mom and sister were really reaching to get these trumped-up charges.
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Verbal assault???????? give me a break, totally they would send all of Greece to the electric chair lol.;)
*runs by and flashes girly bits to kdracofan*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
@ C-Word
The first thing that popped in my head when I heard this story was Christian was asked to do something he wasn't comfortable with.
I have few leech family members *cough mom cough* and it's always a Oscar award winning performance when they ask.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
_by idiots drive me loco on July 22, 2008 - 1:02pm.
ha ha ha you said intent to harm a slow ass hole
beautiful funny shtufffsh!
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*sigh* He can't do no wrong.....bale-head all the way!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
El B.,
"Only Izzard looks good in make-up and black nail polish womanbeater!"
Oh i am torn by that statement! Part of me wants to scream "Hell Yes!" and part of me wants to say "NOOOOO! Christian Bale in Velvet Goldmine!"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I don't care what anyone says; chipped black nail polish is hot on hot guys.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:58am.
Well, if they're going to arrest people for just yelling, half of New York City would be locked up, and the other half out on bail!
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that's the difference between living in a heavily populated state and a less populated one.
my understanding is that people in my state get charged with verbal assault in tandem or as a sub-charge of a another charge.
What class does retard fall under? Is it a harsher crime if I call them a fucking retarded asshole?
ME I think there is a sliding scale:
Telling someone you would fuck a challenged asshole has to be worse than merely saying their fucking asshole is a tad slow. Seems to fall under the "threat of violence" :)
Now, if you indicate that you plan to fuck their asshole until they are in fact, handicapped, that has to be way worse.
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Only a real man can pull off frosty purple shadow like that.
But those nails are a joke.
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wow. that's an unfortunate picture.
Thought it was Zed (?) from Pulp Fiction for a minute there.
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or maybe I'm thinking of some other guy in make-up.
could be the guy who played Buffalo Bill in Joe Dirt.
now I'm confused. I know he reminds me of SOMEBODY in that getup lol
Peaches, you can.
"The California Labor Law regards verbal abuse in the workplace as harassment."
http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/articles/00462/verbal-abuse.html
Team Christian here too. -And, on CB's behalf I'd just like to say with as much aplomb as I can muster, "Fucking cock-sucking, dime slag, scummy bitch slimebag, money grubbin' pieces of caca, cunt faced slob skanks can eat feces and die from e-coli poisoning!"
It's just so lame to try and mortify Bale in this petty way when his star is shining so bright. -Divorce them both and be done with them as 'family'.
My apologies for so much cussing but this kind of crap just pisses me off.
Fuckin' emos....
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So don’t forget what I told you
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 22, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Only Izzard looks good in make-up and black nail polish womanbeater!
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That's womanyeller, not beater. Possibly womanshover.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DeeDee on July 22, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by The C word on July 22, 2008 - 11:50am.
He probably told her he was stopping the cheque/check.
If we had that law here, I'd still be in jail as a repeat offender.
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That's exactly what I was thinking C-Word. I also have family who like to "borrow" money.
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Either that or he told them they couldn't bring their drunk asses to the premiere.
I have an almost 40 year old family member (by marriage, phew!) who 'borrows' from her parents all the time....there's always (at least) one, eh DeeDee?
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Well, fuck, if they're going to arrest people for just yelling, half of New York City would be locked up, and the other half out on bail!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 4:55pm.
wow. that's an unfortunate picture.
Thought it was Zed (?) from Pulp Fiction for a minute there.
"Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead!"
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Intent to cause alarm or whatever the fuck? For talking shit to someone? Holy hell that's the most bogus charge ever!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by The C word on July 22, 2008 - 12:54pm.
fuck i am fucking jellie of your fucking casserole lady!
i love a good fucking cass-a-fuckin-role!
ha ha ha ha
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Hee Hee! You can always tell when MK is hot for bitch. The above picture is smoking!
And I'm convinced Bale told Mommy and Sissy they're being CUT OFF with a penny.
Only Izzard looks good in make-up and black nail polish womanbeater!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
That picture makes me want him to do unspeakable and unholy things to my hoochie hoo. Twice.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 22, 2008 - 9:53am.
Looks like a three year-old, did his manicure.....
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the irony is that his make-up is nearly perfect. he's wearing more than i am!!
Shit, sometimes I wish we had such thing as a verball arrest assault here! I would have had my bitch ex-manager at my former job thrown in the clink so fuckin fast!
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Submitted by LoLo on July 22, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I would have gone to prison for teling Fanny Farmer to go fuck her farming fanny?
Well fuck am i going to jail now for printing fuck like fifty fucking times now you bitches?
sounds like a fucking douchey sitch to me!
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I'm so glad I have an office - I just shot leftover casserole all over my screen.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 12:52pm.
OH GAWD!!! SH*T!!! ALL THE EMO KIDS WILL BE WEARING SMEARED BLACK NAIL POLISH THIS FALL.
oh those little bitches already do!
look i just assaulted the enitre emo klan!
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Dear Everybody,
Yes, you can get arrested for verbal assault in the United States.
Submitted by The C word on July 22, 2008 - 11:50am.
He probably told her he was stopping the cheque/check.
If we had that law here, I'd still be in jail as a repeat offender.
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That's exactly what I was thinking C-Word. I also have family who like to "borrow" money.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Looks like a three year-old, did his manicure.....
Why hasn't Amy Winehouse been arrested for screaming BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE all the time? That causes small children, animals, and old people alarm. It causes me alarm too.
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OH GAWD!!! SH*T!!! ALL THE EMO KIDS WILL BE WEARING SMEARED BLACK NAIL POLISH THIS FALL.
heh. its been so long since i've had a manicure. maybe i'll go get smeary black at lunch today. when i'm 60 i totally want to be a skanky punk. need to start now, tho.
I would have gone to prison for teling Fanny Farmer to go fuck her farming fanny?
Well fuck am i going to jail now for printing fuck like fifty fucking times now you bitches?
sounds like a fucking douchey sitch to me!
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MK and ALL us D-list sluts would be busted!
I think I'll be next to MK on death row.
My ass is constantly calling people dumb assholes, fucktards and retard.
What class does retard fall under? Is it a harsher crime if I call them a fucking retarded asshole?