Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Batman's Out

Christian Bale has been released from jail after being questioned by police for more than four hours. Batman bailed out, but he has to return in September for more fun. Christian was arrested earlier today after his mommy and sissy filed an assault claim against him last night.

TMZ reports that Christian might have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mom. Apparently, in England there is such thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal assault. Class 4 is verbal assault with "an intent to cause alarm."

Fuckity fuck! You can get arrested for yelling at a bitch? If they have that shit here, I'm doomed. Death Row, here I come!

UPDATE: Christian's spokesbitch released this statement to People: "Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."

Posted by: Michael K


NovaNightly's picture

Gawd that pic is SEXXXY! *shivvvvers*

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The C word's picture

Apparently, in England there is such thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal assault. Class 4 is verbal assault with "an intent to cause alarm."
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He probably told her he was stopping the cheque/check.

If we had that law here, I'd still be in jail as a repeat offender.

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Clarisse's picture

Wow. I've assaulted people and not even known it! I am a BAS-ASS!!!!

Kudos to Christian.
Kudos to MK for picking a pic from Velvet Goldmine!

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Otter Pop's picture

If that's the case I would have been arrested at least a thousand times for cursing at my husband.

NovaNightly's picture

You can get arrested for YELLING?????????

wtf....yet those fuckers let Doherty off over and over again.

pffft!

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EvilShoe's picture

Team Christian!

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Miss Priss's picture

Really? Verbal assault is JUST yelling at someone? Okay....

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Mel-Tang's picture

Why didn't Commissioner Gordon just call the police station and tell the cops they needed Batman?
He would have been out of there much sooner.

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you