Afternoon Crumbs

she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.com? True or not?? ...

Thlayly,
The only fanfic I could ever write about the Brad would be to penthouse forum, and it would only star him and me! He may be a douchbag lately, but I'd still hit it!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

It's ironic that "You're Beautiful" is one of the gheyest songs ever, yet that one hit has allowed Blunt (real name Blount) to score with beautiful women for the last 3 years. I could say the same thing about "Your Body is a Wonderland" but Mayer has a much wider catalog and far better chops.

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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)

I know Jude Law is a man whore, but DAMN, he is one smokin' hot man whore...WOW!

Is anyone SURPRISED that SPF almost took BritBrit's smokes? I'm surprised the kid didn't emerge from the womb with a ciggie in his hand & an orange Cheeto dust ring around his mouth...just more proof that the Spears clan are a REAL classy bunch...

And just for the record, fan fic freaks me out...

**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard

Isn't that the CSI guy that got arrested with drugs hanging out with James Blunt in the rest of the pictures?

I read the fanfic as much as I could...

Basically the plot is that Jen is a bitch, desperately wants an oscar and lies to Brad about when they can have kids, whereas Angie is as nice, selfless and moral as is humanly possible. Brad is incredibly moral, too.

Plus, Courtney Arquette stars and thinks Jen is in the wrong. And we get to her from Colin Firth and George Clooney that Jen sucks and that Brad and Angie were special made from each other.

I am f-ing dying. I can't believe I skimmed all of that shit (there was hardcore sex scenes of Brad with Jen and then Brad with Angie- can I say puke!!)

But they never did write about the W photo spread- I guess that doesn't translate itself very well into the fans' vision of their sainthood.

I hope someone is still on- I has insomnia...

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 6:44pm.

CAN I GET A WITNESS?!?!?!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 9:44pm.

Thank God we were able to bring you back from the dark side!!

I liked her til I met HALA. That plus sucking almost all the hotness out of Brad totally nixed it for me.

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I must make a confession Dlisters. Last year I was a borderline of a Brangeloonie, but spending enough time here on D-listed saved my soul!praise D-listed, Halelujah!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 22, 2008 - 9:31pm.

Indeed, the sluuuuuutz have missed you. That fanfic was wild. I knew people did it about tv shows and movies, but not just actors themselves.

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Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 4:54pm

Damn, that was a great poem, I'm sorry I didn't see this earlier!!

Once was a ho,
named AngieJo,
who used to be a junkie,
swiping other ladies' men,
was always her yen,
until she got stuck with a flunky.

Now it's adoptions galore,
bio babies plus more,
to help her forget she's still just a whore.

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I always miss everyone- I need to be more faithful to my dlisted sluts.

Belated hi's to Kizzy, peaches, angel_i, Hekki, Clio.... etc.

I'm gonna try to read and report back on the next Angie thread. Someone has to.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 4:54pm.

we should think up some funny dirty poems and shit! stuff that will make people laugh with us, not at us

There once was a douchbag name Brad,
Everything he wanted he had
but because he's such an ass
with a girlfriend so crass
karma is coming to bitchslap brad!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Since she loves attention so much, why doesn't angelina start a blog or a myspace! let the brangeloonies write her fan fiction and poetry!!! She's so bat shit herself, she'll gloat in it!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 22, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Someone needs to read it- but beware.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gossip/2006/02/brad_pitt_nyc.php

it's by the poster "rica" and starts at about post 200.

P.S.- I am not trying to start a raid on JJ again- it's a super old post. And it's hilarious and gross. How does reading about a cheating man turn anyone on- ugh.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I can't read through it, it's so fuckin pitiful! like I've said before, JJ Brangeloonie comments are like two girls and a cup, I don't have the stomach for it!!! So how are you doing thlaly5?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I once saw a fic that detailed Shiloh's birth and the couple days leading up to it. Talk about disturbed! Then the author posted about 1500 links to pictures of her home country, even though nobody gave a damn. Delusional.

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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...

thlayly: That fanfic was a little creepy. There are some seriously fucked up stalker people out there. At least they have an outlet...

I knew a girl who was absolutely obsessed with Henry Thomas (the kid who played Elliott in "E.T."). She was so frustrated that Tiger Beat didn't feature him as a heartthrob! But Henry Thomas did grow up to be kinda hot and a good actor.

Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 4:47pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Big wheel!!! ROFL

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 4:44pm.
@ Kizzy
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ROFL I always wondered what happened to the ladies my mom used to play bridge with...

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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 22, 2008 - 4:38pm.

OMG that is just fucked up on a colossal scale!!! Who the fuck sits around and thinks of shit like that??? I've seen fanfic before, pretty graphic, but that is just fucking insanity!!!

JJ-- setting new standards for crazy, every day.

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What is that bulge in James Blunt's pocket?

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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Godamnit, you brats come here, look in this fridge, what is wrong with this picture? NO! WRONG, it's meant to not have any food in it, that's the lesson, brats, fridges are to hold mommy's beer and to cool down her meth before grinding, now look again what do you see? THAT'S RIGHT, no beer! Now get on your fucking big wheel and get mommy more, if you run into your I think it is your dad, tell him to get his bastard ass home.

@ Kizzy

you kids put that homework away! these cocktails aren't gonna refill themselves

check your email...
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

@Mrs.Kravitz--- I know that quote!! Where is that from?

Brain fart, end of the day fatigue, lack of martinis, all of the above, take your pick.

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I got directed there from - hurls- pittwatch.com, who gave this review.

"I have just spent the last hour reading Rica’s fan fiction over in the comments of JustJared - and wow!- bamz and Diana were right - great stuff!! This is Rica’s fictional story of the demise of Brad and Jen’s relationship and the rise of the one between Brad and Angelina. Thanks to bamz9love who supplied the comment numbers for us - if you would like to read it, go to this post on JustJared and Rica’s serial story can be found here:

Begining at comment #218, with the next chapters being located at …

#229
#248
#302
#345
#383
#434
#507
#568"

GAAAAH! Sorry, I needed to post it here that way I could prove I'm not insane for hating this and that other people find it ridiculous.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 22, 2008 - 4:29pm

Gotta hand it to those JJers, they never cease to find new ways of defining sickness.

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Someone needs to read it- but beware.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gossip/2006/02/brad_pitt_nyc.php

it's by the poster "rica" and starts at about post 200.

P.S.- I am not trying to start a raid on JJ again- it's a super old post. And it's hilarious and gross. How does reading about a cheating man turn anyone on- ugh.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

*Picks up Mrs. K's dick that just fell off and runs*

NEENER NEENER I GOTS YER WEINER!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 4:06pm.
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Maybe Maddox will ride his minibike thru the house and wake Angelina up before the crack of dawn. I can't wait for them to start going nuts. Hanging in one spot for awhile ought to loosen he, Pax and Zee up enough to start getting into mischief.

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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 22, 2008 - 1:29pm.
JustJared fan fiction of brangelina.
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FFS, my dick just shriveled up and fell off!

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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

@Mishma and Kizzy

monica dear that was a precious little story. now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini.

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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Gary Dourdan was on the boat with Blunt.....he got Gary's leftovers....

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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse

LOL. I'm sorry, I did a little online digging of popsugar, and someone posted a link to JustJared fan fiction of brangelina. Some fan there wrote a romance novel about Brad and Ange on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

I can't read it, but the writer rates them like a movie to forewarn readers about "steamy" scenes. I dunno- thought I'd share.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 4:07pm

Inconsiderate. Like they don't have toys of their own...
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Damn right. I give them the pop tops to my Schlitz, the plastic ring to mah WIC milk and my busted bras from Target, what the hell else do they want? Spoiled brats, no more Duck Hunt for them

Hell, I wonder if any of the Jolie-Pitt Kids ever beg grandma and Grandpa pitt to take them home to missouri to live with them! I do hope one day they have that option availible to them, That maybe their only chance at a normal life!

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My how times have changed. When my brother was a toddler (in the 60's) my mom took him to the doctor to find out why he always wanted to eat cigarette butts. The doctor told her to let him eat a whole ashtray full and he'd get over it.
Surprisingly (or not, considering my mom) she did that, and more surprisingly, he didn't get sick. And he never went for the ashtray again.
Then again, he's now an unemployed scumbag deadbeat child molesting asshole.
Other than that he's fine...

White collar conservative
flashin down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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Maybe they'll stay in France long enough for the kids to go to school, and make friends.

eh, don't hold your breath!!!! but maybe it'll be the last straw!!! Maddox will try running away or something!

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Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 4:07pm

Inconsiderate. Like they don't have toys of their own...
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Damn brats used my last coke spoon to dig to China in the hep dirt out back. For that I made them cook my smack for a week until they burned it to spite me. Now they have to wash all my needles and punch the hole in my Olympia for quicker beer drinking. Kids need discipline, that's what I told the people from CPS last month, why is that so hard to undertand? Brats

Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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Britney is a fuck up, there's no doubt about that. That said, it's got to be a pretty sad state of affairs if Britney has a better understanding that kids need stability than Angelina. Sad. Maybe they'll stay in France long enough for the kids to go to school, and make friends.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:50pm.

NO!! Never!! I couldn't see myself defending Britney period, let alone saying she did something right as a mom!! Between the fucked up furniture their "daddy" picked out, and the usual shit their mama gets into, the Brangelina bunch needs one nanny per child, just to make sure they don't accidentally fuck themselves up. Literally and figuratively.

yeah, Britney has other problems that had her acting careless before, but she certainly isn't a selfish parent on her own, which those two are!

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Submitted by The C word on July 22, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:52pm.
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For reals. A few busted street lights here, a couple of smokebombs in mailboxes there, we knew how to have FUN!! ROFL

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Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:50pm.

NO!! Never!! I couldn't see myself defending Britney period, let alone saying she did something right as a mom!! Between the fucked up furniture their "daddy" picked out, and the usual shit their mama gets into, the Brangelina bunch needs one nanny per child, just to make sure they don't accidentally fuck themselves up. Literally and figuratively.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:52pm.
We shot bottle rockets at each other through vacuum cleaner extension pieces, set the tree in the yard on fire, and put it out with the water hose. Ahhh, summertime....
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Haaahaaa....good times!!

Kids today are so sheltered. ;)

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 3:53pm.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! beat them... without lube
**dies***

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:01pm
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For reals!! The thing with Angelina is, you'd have to worry about the kids picking up her syringe, or getting into her heroin. Plus the lighter.

yeah, she'd probably teach them how to use it !!!! So Kizz ya ever thought the day would come where we'd be basically saying Brit Brit is a better parent than Brangelina!!!!???? HAHA!

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My kids got into my meth lab and damn, was I pissed, I beat them with my oversized dildo. Without lube. Brats

Submitted by The C word on July 22, 2008 - 3:49pm.

We shot bottle rockets at each other through vacuum cleaner extension pieces, set the tree in the yard on fire, and put it out with the water hose. Ahhh, summertime....

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Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:01pm
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For reals!! The thing with Angelina is, you'd have to worry about the kids picking up her syringe, or getting into her heroin. Plus the lighter.

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