Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Sweaty Chocha
HoHan was on the NYC set of "Ugly Betty" today wearing her signature leggings. Leggings in the fucking summer? It's not that bad in NYC today, but yesterday felt like the inside of a hot, dirty diaphragm. I walked outside and immediately had to go back inside to take a shower. Nasty.
HoHan's vagina must be panting like a chihuahua in the hot sun. I'm sure SamRo will clean up her gina boogies later.
Speaking of leggings, HoHan's line of slut pants are selling out! Intuition sold out of that shit after only one week. They've already started a waiting list. Damn. I guess the demand for blow-job leggings is greater than I expected.
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I totally bought all those.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
jennzz: How about "fuckchop"? Learned that one today and it's all I can do to NOT say it a hundred times in front of my kids. (already have the 2 year old saying "dammit jesus christ" when she drops something)
I actually clicked on the blow-job leggings link and it says:
Check out Lindsay Lohan's hot new legging line, 6126 which, happens to be the birth date of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe-her inspiration for the collection.
How on earth is MM an inspiration for blow-job leggings? I just can't imagine her wearing anything resembling that. Black capris maybe, but not leggings.
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
Wonder if Blohan will design leggings with a back door hatch?
I go ha ha!
I go ha ha!
Oh, and OFF TOPIC! FANNIE!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Because i'm much more concerned about the Christian Bale sitch, than this no talent cunt, here is an update from UK Telegraph
"Jenny Bale, 61, and daughter Sharon, 41, today said an "incident" had taken place but refused to give any details.
Sharon originally denied knowing anything about it but then said: "OK, there was an incident but the police are dealing with it.
"It is an extremely sensitive situation. There is nothing more I can say."
Mrs Bale said: "Yes I was there and yes there was a family situation but the police are handling it and I cannot say anymore at the moment.
"We didn't call the police to the scene. I can't say anymore but we didn't call the police."
Translation: Dem bitches are fuckin with my Bale!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
It does look like the bitch is showing up and making an effort, though. I'll give her half a snap up for that.
HoHan's vagina must be panting like a chihuahua in the hot sun ~ M.K. that is priceless!
ROFLMAO x 10
... you know, being the gigantic dyke/fairy/slut that I am, I must say... I look forward to the forthcoming SamLo sex tape. Well! You know it's going to happen! I just want to see some hot gayelle action! For crying out loud... someone get me a spritz bottle. I need to get my lips most some kind of way. I know. I'm too much. ((runs back into hiding))
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 4:36pm.
listen here you flat chested, broad assed, penciled-in eye browed, tupperware snatchin' wench......give me back my deviled egg carrier!!!
*hands Mrs. K her tupperwear*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
listen here you flat chested, broad assed, penciled-in eye browed, tupperware snatchin' wench......give me back my deviled egg carrier!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
My personal favorite is "SWEATPANTS PEEN"; as I had the pleasure to experience that all weekend....like heaven AHHH!
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Submitted by jennzz on July 22, 2008 - 3:32pm.
"but yesterday felt like the inside of a hot, dirty diaphragm"
Ok,, damnnnnnn
This is why I am addicted to Dlisted,,
comments like the one above keep me smiling day after day,,, I find myself not alone with my dirty mough,, there is Michael K lingo,,
hence, I am not alone with my filthy talk,,
such as "peen" and "gayelles"
and a fav of mine,, "chicken cutlets"
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
CHARMIN IS THE SHIT!! SOFT ON DA ASS!! MAYBE DUDES SHOULD BUY THIS SHIT AND WEAR THEM AROUND WITH OUR NUTS HANGING OUT!!
"but yesterday felt like the inside of a hot, dirty diaphragm"
Ok,, damnnnnnn
This is why I am addicted to Dlisted,,
comments like the one above keep me smiling day after day,,, I find myself not alone with my dirty mouth,, there is Michael K lingo,,
hence, I am not alone with my filthy talk,,
such as "peen" and "gayelles"
and a fav of mine,, "chicken cutlets"
Keep it coming you sickassgayman,, I love your words,, and all this time I thought I was just a weirdo alone in the middle of the land of cornfields,,
now I know it's ok to talk about peen's and gayelles,, and sweaty gina's
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Submitted by Snarkley on July 22, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Leggings with knee pads! Now I've seen everything. What's next, crotchless?
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I'm sure Lilo's already woring to fix that problem.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Christina Aguilera's first (TV) performace since giving birth 9/9/08 - Fashion Rocks!
Leggings with knee pads! Now I've seen everything. What's next, crotchless?
Submitted by missy on July 22, 2008 - 1:29pm.
hee hee hee
BRILL!!!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
mishma:
AND her mother!
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WITCH AND HER LITTLE LEGGINGS TOO
MrsK Im gonna write a note instead like this:
Jim, do you like Mrs.K?
CIRCLE ONE
YES
NO
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She looks like she lost some weight recently, which in Hohan's case means back to copious amounts of pills & blow.
Gina boogies? Ew.
Submitted by missy on July 22, 2008 - 1:21pm.
JIM-MAAAYYY!! what up my man
youre right. that shit is marketed exclusively to suckers
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Hi Jim
*smiling brilliantly*
OMG, Missy, Jim is, like, soooooooo cute. Tell him I like him and ask him if he likes me.
Go ahead. I'll wait here
*unbuttoning top two buttons*
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by missy on July 22, 2008 - 4:22pm.
lolo wiping your ass with polyester would suck!! its non-absorbant.
ha ha ha thats why you got to blend it with cotton! just like 20% poly gives it a nice stretch so you can make a diaper quick like!
ha ha ha!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hohan looks like she just finished a 72 hour bender.
I am with you all....I cannot believe people are buying her crap. It is SO fucking UGLY. I can't imagine there is a big need for ankle warmers or leggings with knee pads.
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
lolo wiping your ass with polyester would suck!! its non-absorbant.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I really wish I didnt read that title
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JIM-MAAAYYY!! what up my man
youre right. that shit is marketed exclusively to suckers
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Gay Al Reynolds bought out the whole supply.
Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 4:18pm.
ANY OF YOU BUYING THIS SHIT OR ANY CRAP FROM THE 'HILLS WHORES' ARE FUCKING LOSERS!! IT IS ALL OVERPRICED SHIT THAT I WOULDN'T WIPE MY ASS WITH!!
You wouldnt wipe your ass with a soft cotton-poly blend? What about a nice jersey knit with a satin sheen? Or maybe a cotton-silk blend with a 500 thread count?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
how many leggins did that store have, two?
I refuse to believe that there are that many hookers who need bj leggins. A real ho doesn't worry about rugburn.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
ANY OF YOU BUYING THIS SHIT OR ANY CRAP FROM THE 'HILLS WHORES' ARE FUCKING LOSERS!! IT IS ALL OVERPRICED SHIT THAT I WOULDN'T WIPE MY ASS WITH!!
bitch please...we all know orange oprah bought them all
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
http://www.myspace.com/unexpectedlyspeechless
Boooooooooooooooooring!!!!!!!!!! I'm so over Lohan!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Ohhhh Intuition is selling out of her gross ass leggings? I guess they will be changing their name to Endstink then?
Cause when you buy your Lohan britches at intuition you know your endstink!
*note to readers endstink = instinct fuggin durrrr ha ha ha ha ha ha*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
DIE leggings, DIE!!!!!!!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Intuition has CRAP. I have been in that store so many times, and have never been impressed. The fact that carry this crap along with LC's makes me even more sure it is a shit store.....I will be next door to in at 4pm today.......should I go in an pretend I am dying for some Hohan leggings?
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse